Harry & Meghan #583 The Uninvited.

[Cat Eyez]

So if they are coming to the UK, I guess we should expect them around the 8th July, which gives them time to "settle in" before the 1year date to invictus (10th July 2027).....

I honestly can't see Megain coming, perhaps that is more wishful thinking. Camilla won't be happy, not will Anne, William or Catherine!

 

[flugella]

Wishing you all the best @flugella , but are you sure you don't want an AsIf/Clevr blood and pond rum gift set?

I think it would probably cause further medical issues…

 

[Thalia]

Merching already.

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Just goes to show that you can be a real-life princess but autocorrect doesn't care, it just goes merrily on its way adding 'stess' to one of your words so your slogan doesn't make any sense


@Amiyaya - Sending my condolences and big hugs

 

[Thalia]

Gawd. All these stories in the press about BOTH of them coming back, WITH the children. Alright. We get it. You don’t need to keep telling us.

They’re like that person in school or at work that would drops repeated hints when their birthday was coming up.
“It’s my birthday two weeks today.”
“It’s my birthday next Wednesday.”
“It’s my birthday tomorrow.”
“We’re coming back to the UK”
“We’re both coming back to the UK.”
“We’re coming back to the UK with our kids!”
“We’re coming back and staying in the palace and the King will see our kids!”

It's like politicians:
X is planning to announce Y
X will announce Y tomorrow
X will announce Y this afternoon
X has announced Y
X announced Y yesterday

It's all padding for the media so journalists can cut and paste rather than doing any real work.

 

[Thalia]

It’s when they end up sharing with Andrew and she knows how he likes his morning Tea. Harry might click. Or not.

THEY WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING!

Twerkle was helping Andrew find his missing teddy when all their clothes fell off.The shock made her stumble and accidentally fall mouth first onto Andrew's pen!

See! There's an innocent explanation for everything!

 

[Thalia]

Another bloody video

@Amiyaya So sorry about your Mum x


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DEAR GOD WOMAN PUT A WARNING!

I was expecting an a ever 'artistic' video: an ant crawling over a burnt croissant... a dollop of spread... a random claw... Lidl running to mummy with another fresh bottle of method champenoise...

I ACTUALLY INHALED A MOUTHFUL OF COFFEE AT THAT JUMP SCARE!

Are you happy now? Are you?

 

[Thalia]

I love it when some of Harry's old comments come up in the news again (not sure if this was in spare). You then realise how delusional he was and continues to be. Take this for instance,

Harry "speculated that his sister-in-law was “on edge”, as she was now “going to be compared to, and forced to compete with, Meg.”'

Yeah, right. Catherine is on a different level to Meghan and the competition is all in H&Mr heads.

Catherine?

Catherine who has carved her own path and managed to swerve comparisons to the sainted Diana?

Catherine who would be happy to have a beautiful, accomplished sister-in-law and who wouldn't consider her a rival to be competed with?

That Catherine?

 

[Allflightscancelled]

Not only can I not bear to see his face anymore but his voice really winds me up .

Me too. It’s flat and emotionless. Reminds me of a wasp trapped in a jar. Or a fart.

 

[Hula Flight the second]

Ugh.
They are so irrelevant ,tedious and boring.
Plus ginger brat has a really annoying lippy, hissy, monotone voice ,I wanna invent an app that blocks all mention of them from the Internet.

 

[SuperFlyingPigs]

Meghan’s popularity is not improving .Reactions to her silly Father’s Day list in the DT. It‘s talked about in today’s podcast.
Managed to save this…http://archive.today/HDJ78

podcast

 

[Sleepybird1770]

Me too. It’s flat and emotionless. Reminds me of a wasp trapped in a jar. Or a fart.

Even wasps have their place in nature, H is just a grasping leech (not my first pick of words).

 

[Glaschelle]

Does anyone else think it would be really funny if the whole family did visit and they met the King.

Photo is taken showing Aldi and Lidl, full face, normal pose,. Lidl with her unbrushed hair, wearing a see through nightie. Aldi wearing jeans and a fleece, even through England is in the grip of a 35 degree heatwave.
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And the King publishes it!!! And own the copywrite. The King standing there with a pair of urchins.

Would be even funnier if there was a full family photo with the Wales's and Sussex's. One family groomed from head to toe. One family looking like they'd ran through Primark whilst covered in glue!!! But we all know there will NEVER be a photo of the 2 families.

I still think she won't come. And if she doesn't come, the kids won't. But how long can Harry keep saying he wants his kids to know about "their" heritage when they never set foot inside the UK.

And personally, I find it bizarre that a child that's a UK Princess has visited the UK once. It makes a mockery of the Royal Family.

 

[wisebutwild]

Mock away darling @Nuttynana - I’m the absolute wet wipe who asked the funeral director if she could wear perfume in her casket….they all looked at me and I said (cos in my mind) - we’re going to set her on fire and perfume is flammable…?!

You are not allowed to put full bottles of perfume or alcohol in a casket as the intense heat causes them to explode which can damage the equipment and the staff ….. so not that a stupid question really. I sneaked a handbag mirror and a comb into my mother’s casket as she was always checking to see if her hair was OK when alive! I think it’s a lovely idea to have something they liked to see them through to the next life.

 

[wisebutwild]

Just goes to show that you can be a real-life princess but autocorrect doesn't care, it just goes merrily on its way adding 'stess' to one of your words so your slogan doesn't make any sense


@Amiyaya - Sending my condolences and big hugs

And is ‘a backyard dinner’ a euphemism?

Just looked it up in the urban dictionary and it is!

 

[wibble]

To all of those prattling on about the parable of the Prodigal Son...

I must have missed the bit where the lost son returned to rip off wounded soldiers and scam charity.

Oh and to market his kids.

 

[Nuttynana]

Mock away darling @Nuttynana - I’m the absolute wet wipe who asked the funeral director if she could wear perfume in her casket….they all looked at me and I said (cos in my mind) - we’re going to set her on fire and perfume is flammable…?!

duck me @Amiyaya, you shouldn't have dressed her in your basque

 

[jlsdevon]

He sounds like he's speaking English as a second language

He is - he usually speaks the language of

 

[Nuttynana]

THEY WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING!

Twerkle was helping Andrew find his missing teddy when all their clothes fell off.The shock made her stumble and accidentally fall mouth first onto Andrew's pen!

See! There's an innocent explanation for everything!

And he found her cat that had eaten all the bears!!

 

[Piglet&Pooh]

BIB your post
"If they stay at a royal residence they are protected.."
If the family stays at a royal residence, TRF won't be protected and will be dangerously exposed. Who exactly will Chuck be housing? The Stoats, 2 child actors and Snakebite, or the two Stoats pretending that the children and Snakebite are with them?

Will KC say the "grandchildren" are there and he's happy to see them like at the PJ with Cam? He knows they're not his grandchildren, so is he going to pretend they are? Follow through with the scam BP set in motion when the Ho produced Fake Ffarkke then Flatpack 2?

For his own sake Chuck should call this off, maybe fall ill. It's insane and dangerous, and I sometimes think he has no idea what he's doing.

Aren't the offers though of Royal residences where neither C&C or PPoW live? I have read BP or St JP. These residences have always been offered to Harry for his trips but he turned them down - preferring to stay at the ultra secure Soho House

I think Anne has an overnight apartment at StJ and the Edinburghs have one at BP - which could be interesting....

Personally I agree that Charles should call this off as the Harkles are unable to keep their mouths shut - even about their own security

 

[Hoohumm]

Catherine?

Catherine who has carved her own path and managed to swerve comparisons to the sainted Diana?

Catherine who would be happy to have a beautiful, accomplished sister-in-law and who wouldn't consider her a rival to be competed with?

That Catherine?

Exactly! Catherine would have loved to have a normal sister in law.... I know she has Pippa and Sophie and her true circle I believe is small and tight so having another person she could confide in would have been lovely for her