Harry & Meghan #583 The Uninvited.

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Just read the DM article and the headline reads that they are bringing the children to UK with them.
In the text it says - Prince Harry is expected to bring his wife Meghan Markle and their children Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet on a rare visit to Britain next month, according to reports.
Lot of difference between bringing them and expected to bring them.
 
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As I'm not young or fashionable, these all sound terrible. Why does every drink need to be an iced, spiced, matcha latte thing? I'd just like a regular coffee, with milk*. Ordering one of those is near impossible these days, just milk has about 6 options now.

I'm assuming megs has attempted to jump on another bandwagon and missed. The splat of that is a good sound, though.


* off to the kettle for an ordinary nescafe with a splash of semi skimmed :coffee:
I watched a video the other day of some Americans who have moved to Portugal and just went back to visit the USA. Suffered huge culture shock when trying to order a simple toasted bagel and a coffee. What percentage toasted, what type of butter, how would you like your butter spread, etc? Then a simple coffee with milk... coffee from whjch country, decaf, light, medium or dark roasted, what type of milk, how much, hot or cold, on the side, what percentage cream, etc etc etc etc? They were apparently relieved to get back to the simplicity of Portugal where you basically get what you are given!

Markle will be deeply ducked if she moves to Portugal, but looking at the latest "cracks are showing" etc articles, it is unlikely she will be moving anywhere as a family.
 
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What is this nonsense about H bringing M and the kids? Who exactly is behind this information? A "close source" surely, then if they do not come, it's another "we didn't say we would come, it was the british press" situation. As if the kids would be seen by anyone even if they do come with them. I do not believe any of this unless there are actual pictures of them. It's all just PR with those two, still trying to make people care about them.
 
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I don’t believe she birthed those kids. If they exist then they are surrogate.i simply cannot believe they will be showing them, no blurred faces or silly tricks.

My gut feeling is he will come alone. If she does come with him or make a late appearance then I think she will come alone .
If and it is a big if, she does bring the flatpacks then I may have to eat my words because I don’t think they exist.
 
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We need a sweepstake.

Place your bets:

  1. The entire family turns up
  2. H-Bomb & Twerkle only (security insufficient for the cardboards)
  3. H-Bomb then Twerkle makes a late appearance (flatpack suffering minor illness ...woodworm or something)
  4. H-Bomb alone
  5. None of them
  6. Something else

They're getting desperate so I think 2 or 3.

Added to which, H-Bomb & Twerkle are, at some point, going to try to visit Eton and announce they were considering sending the boy genius Aldi but William said no :ROFLMAO:
Woodworm. That's me out!!!!!!!
 
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I said the jury was out on Victoria Ward- well after this it’s a good old thumbs down by me. The only reason she would come with the children is because she thinks we are too polite to boo her if she is with them.
Will Archie miss school time or will they have already broken up by then
? …. I’ve no idea of USA school terms or even if they have schools for cardboard kids.
 
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Will Archie miss school time or will they have already broken up by then
? …. I’ve no idea of USA school terms or even if they have schools for cardboard kids.
Do IKEA have a creche now? Or do they just take the kids to pieces and put them on a shelf in the warehouse until the parents deign to return for them, like a boarding school?
 
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I watched a video the other day of some Americans who have moved to Portugal and just went back to visit the USA. Suffered huge culture shock when trying to order a simple toasted bagel and a coffee. What percentage toasted, what type of butter, how would you like your butter spread, etc? Then a simple coffee with milk... coffee from whjch country, decaf, light, medium or dark roasted, what type of milk, how much, hot or cold, on the side, what percentage cream, etc etc etc etc? They were apparently relieved to get back to the simplicity of Portugal where you basically get what you are given!

Markle will be deeply ducked if she moves to Portugal, but looking at the latest "cracks are showing" etc articles, it is unlikely she will be moving anywhere as a family.
BIB - I long for the days when you went into a café and got a choice of tea or coffee. And that was it. Much less choice, but we were more appreciative. (Somewhat hypocritical as nowadays I only drink espresso or macchiato)

Life was so much easier. Also - it was rare to have a cuppa outside our own home - it was a real treat to get a cup of tea and a toasted teacake brought to your table. 😃 And I also liked that you got extra hot water with your cup pot of tea. It was just so civilised.
 
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BIB - I long for the days when you went into a café and got a choice of tea or coffee. And that was it. Much less choice, but we were more appreciative. (Somewhat hypocritical as nowadays I only drink espresso or macchiato)

Life was so much easier. Also - it was rare to have a cuppa outside our own home - it was a real treat to get a cup of tea and a toasted teacake brought to your table. 😃 And I also liked that you got extra hot water with your cup pot of tea. It was just so civilised.
It's still like that in many countries. And you just drink it. You don't leave a TripAdvisor review, take a selfie or anything.
 
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We need a sweepstake.

Place your bets:

  1. The entire family turns up
  2. H-Bomb & Twerkle only (security insufficient for the cardboards)
  3. H-Bomb then Twerkle makes a late appearance (flatpack suffering minor illness ...woodworm or something)
  4. H-Bomb alone
  5. None of them
  6. Something else

They're getting desperate so I think 2 or 3.

Added to which, H-Bomb & Twerkle are, at some point, going to try to visit Eton and announce they were considering sending the boy genius Aldi but William said no :ROFLMAO:
I’m going with all coming until last minute then an emergency arises as it appears the kids have caught head lice. Unfortunately the flatpacks are unable to travel and she has to stay behind to treat them with two shampoo applications which have to be done 9 days apart. 😂
 
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Now I think a ‘smidgen’ is smaller than a ‘dollop’. I would gladly devour a dollop of Fearne and Rosie Strawberry preserve but could barely touch a smidgen of Asnever Strawberry spread. 😄
I think a smear is more applicable to describe ILBW’s offerings or, given its consistency, possibly a drop.
 
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I’m just watching Avid Gardner (Fiona) on YouTube talking about this revelation from Clarkson‘s Farm, that Jeremy has been diagnosed with cancer. She said she has seen on the Daily Mail comment section, lots of people saying this is karma for what he said about Meghan.
I mean I just cannot believe how childish these people are. Weaponising this man’s diagnosis because of some innocuous comment that he made about her three years ago. They are actually mad. That level of obsession.
You can only conclude that these sad specimens are of the same ilk as Meghan Markle, who is just an absolute poison on this earth. It’s no surprise that the absolute dregs of society rally to her defence.
I guess that’s the same people who rejoiced at Catherine’s diagnosis, because she’d stolen glory from their kweeeeen. 🤢
 
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I don’t believe she birthed those kids. If they exist then they are surrogate.i simply cannot believe they will be showing them, no blurred faces or silly tricks.

My gut feeling is he will come alone. If she does come with him or make a late appearance then I think she will come alone .
If and it is a big if, she does bring the flatpacks then I may have to eat my words because I don’t think they exist.
My thoughts too.
They'll use some safety excuse for drama.
 
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Harry: I hereby declare that my family and I, despite the risks to our safety, will return to England in July!

Everyone in England: Should Tuchel go 4-4-2 or have Rashford deployed as a False Nine?

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Place your bets on how many days before the said visit, a security issue will arise so she and the sprogs can't make it.
 
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