Harry & Meghan #583 The Uninvited.

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He is a complete bleep. What makes it worse is that the dog is a service animal and EVERYONE knows you don't touch service animals, let alone pull their faces around
God i hate animal abusers if he's ever attempting a royal visit near me I'll try and turn up and get him to take a picture with my cat and try this. Just one wrong look at her, let alone try touching her like this and she'll rip his face off
 
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Laughing at the idea of her friend having an affair with Harold is to say he's undesirable, sweaty, stoned and likely not very virile. Basically a scrag-end of mutton.

But he's royal 👑 so she's hanging onto him for dear life because she's even more of a scrag-end of mutton than he is. She's a criminal with no redeeming features, but is livid he's got that royal edge and always will have. She's done her best to snuff out his manhood and steal his royal mantle, but his feeble flicker endures and eludes her.

She's very confident and sure of herself despite all the setbacks and ridicule, confident enough to humiliate, henpeck, cuckhold and manhandle him in public. She's a seriously disturbed woman, the king's DiL. What a strange situation 😕.
I've always said I get the sense he stinks of stale sweat and piss
 
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Notice spike Lee was still speaking to Harry when he turned and walked away like the witch he is. I can’t picture him ever doing that before he met Meghan he always stood and spoke to people. He did the same thing in Australia as the Baby started crying once he was next to the duo the picture wasnt even taken and he was running off. The guy is bleeping off mentally big time.
Imagining that Spike was telling Harry to do the right thing. Basically man up and apologize to everyone that he had insulted and hurt.

Do the Right Thing - Wikipedia
 
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Usually when bin strikes happen the Army get sent in to do the job.
Last few Governments have let our Armed Forces dwindle in number and have to work with small budgets etc. So they haven't come to the rescue.

What we need is Harry the military superhero to sort it out.
<frozen todger signal is projected>

<everybody looks upwards>

IS IT A BIRD?

IS IT A PLANE?

NO! IT'S TWATMAN!!!
 
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Dollop and dollop are regular favourites, can also be interchangeable with smidgen.
These three measurements, along with "some", "a bit", "a drop" and "a slosh" are all very precise Imperial measurements which are, sadly, largely lost to modern life.

You can't actually weigh or measure them, but you know them when you see them and they are often accompanied by the traditional cry of "Oh, bugger! Can somebody look up how to counteract too much sriracha in a recipe?"
 
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I buy my coffee from Bettys - £8.50, my jam (not spread) from Diddly Squat Farm Shop - £4.80, and I don’t buy flower sprinkles, so i’ll replace those with cheesy poofs from M&S - £2.

So for £15:30 I can have a great big smile on my face knowing I can eat/drink well AND save myself around £27.
AND not die of food poisoning!

(Always a bonus)
 
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God i hate animal abusers if he's ever attempting a royal visit near me I'll try and turn up and get him to take a picture with my cat and try this. Just one wrong look at her, let alone try touching her like this and she'll rip his face off
Is she a tortoiseshell? One of my torties was savage!
 
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Laughing at the idea of her friend having an affair with Harold is to say he's undesirable, sweaty, stoned and likely not very virile. Basically a scrag-end of mutton.

But he's royal 👑 so she's hanging onto him for dear life because she's even more of a scrag-end of mutton than he is. She's a criminal with no redeeming features, but is livid he's got that royal edge and always will have. She's done her best to snuff out his manhood and steal his royal mantle, but his feeble flicker endures and eludes her.

She's very confident and sure of herself despite all the setbacks and ridicule, confident enough to humiliate, henpeck, cuckhold and manhandle him in public. She's a seriously disturbed woman, the king's DiL. What a strange situation 😕.
BIB - she's hanging onto him because she can't get anyone else. If another (multi) millionaire gave her more than half a glance she'd ditch harold in a flash.
 
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These three measurements, along with "some", "a bit", "a drop" and "a slosh" are all very precise Imperial measurements which are, sadly, largely lost to modern life.

You can't actually weigh or measure them, but you know them when you see them and they are often accompanied by the traditional cry of "Oh, bugger! Can somebody look up how to counteract too much sriracha in a recipe?"
A 'pinch' and a 'handful' are also very useful (especially when everyone has a different idea of what they mean 😄)

I've never tried matcha anything - I've heard it's a bit 'grassy' though? Although now I've seen Meghan’s concoction with it, I think I'll be happy never finding out 😅
 
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I buy my coffee from Bettys - £8.50, my jam (not spread) from Diddly Squat Farm Shop - £4.80, and I don’t buy flower sprinkles, so i’ll replace those with cheesy poofs from M&S - £2.

So for £15:30 I can have a great big smile on my face knowing I can eat/drink well AND save myself around £27.
Sounds lovely. I too bought cheesy poofs yesterday from M&S. It's in the same shopping centre as my gym, so naturally after burning a few calories in the gym I fall straight into M&S food to replace them.

Meghan just hasn't got any skill with food, drinks, clothes, jewellery, hair, makeup. No skill in anything other than initially hooking stupid gullible men.
 
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A 'pinch' and a 'handful' are also very useful (especially when everyone has a different idea of what they mean 😄)

I've never tried matcha anything - I've heard it's a bit 'grassy' though? Although now I've seen Meghan’s concoction with it, I think I'll be happy never finding out 😅
I had it once in (free) chocolate - never again, it ruined the chocolate :eek:
 
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