Harry & Meghan #583 The Uninvited.

[wibble]

There's a shock....said no one ever

"Catastrophe" Meghan Markle plots shock U-turn after As Ever faces CLOSURE as secret stats revealed

I can't think why...

 

[Padparadascha]

Why does he keep putting his hand on people's chests like that? Or smacking their bums, etc? Creep. That's someone he doesn't know and he just goes straight for the possessive hand on chest?! William would never.

He's probably been told by Meghan that touching people for photo Ops means they cant crop you out and makes it look like you are besties with the celebrities who dont want to know you.

Its also why shes always pawing him. She cant get easily cropped out then. Thats a decade worth of footage for future documentary makers on Harrys life that wont be without her turning in it.

 

[wibble]

I believe he has been invited to Sandringham. Will be interesting if the Harkles turn up as well. Hazno may challenge him to a duel to finally decide whose to blame!

Thanks for the double @Chita ….. new tread and new title ….. well done.

I know you are just trying to console me, but I will never forgive. If Ashley had done his duty... well... well I am sure Harry would have married me.

I'd knitted my wedding dress and everything....

 

[Bolus]

So he's leaked that he's bringing his children to the UK. Presumably with the intention of raising interest in their visit and increasing the likelihood of them being 'at risk'. He is hardly an advert for the hundred of thousands wasted on his education.

I for one will be completely ignoring their visit, but, having seen the simpering coverage by BBC news of their visit announcement, I’ve decided to refuse to pay the BBC licence fee this year. I’ll be vocal about why, as I was when I cancelled Netflix back in the day of Harkles contract announcements. I look forward to their collection letters and hope they send their little minions to look in the window for my TV!

We should all vote with our feet, and send a clear message to the media to stop giving them oxygen.

 

[Missmopps]

I can't think why...

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Fucking Nora the brass neck of this bitch talking about thanking fathers. You couldn’t make this shit up. Poor Thomas.

 

[CallaLily]

She's so behind the times, iced Strawberry Matcha Latte was last summer's drink

This year is iced Hazelnut Crème latte

For someone who is so 'young' and 'fashionable' surely she would know this.......

As I'm not young or fashionable, these all sound terrible. Why does every drink need to be an iced, spiced, matcha latte thing? I'd just like a regular coffee, with milk*. Ordering one of those is near impossible these days, just milk has about 6 options now.

I'm assuming megs has attempted to jump on another bandwagon and missed. The splat of that is a good sound, though.


* off to the kettle for an ordinary nescafe with a splash of semi skimmed

 

[CowGirl]

Harry's use of this name doesn't have anything to do with Spike Lee. Nobody owns the name Spike anymote than they own any other name. There was a guy called Simon at my school who used it as a nickname back in the 70s!
I call bullshit on this story. If Spike Lee didn't want to embrace Harry it's probably for other reasons rather than his Facebook alias.

Whenever I hear the name Spike, I think of Snoopy’s brother who lives alone somewhere near Needles, California.

 

[ChipDex]

I for one will be completely ignoring their visit, but, having seen the simpering coverage by BBC news of their visit announcement, I’ve decided to refuse to pay the BBC licence fee this year. I’ll be vocal about why, as I was when I cancelled Netflix back in the day of Harkles contract announcements. I look forward to their collection letters and hope they send their little minions to look in the window for my TV!

We should all vote with our feet, and send a clear message to the media to stop giving them oxygen.

Let's hope England and/or Scotland have a good World Cup run. The Quarter Finals start on 9th July and then the Semis and then the Final on the 19th. Haz will be here from the 10th to the 17th.

If things go well nobody (including the media) will give a fuck about Haz and Smeg, with or without the Flatties.

 

[Plantagenet]

Err well stop posting pictures of your fake children online

Prince Harry and Megan Markle praise Sir Keir Starmer's social media ban as couple release statement

https://www.gbnews.com/royal/prince-harry-megan-markle-keir-starmer-social-media-ban

Who asked them? Butting in to keep their names out there. The non-experts of everything have too much to say that people don't even want to hear or be bothered with.

 

[wisebutwild]

I know you are just trying to console me, but I will never forgive. If Ashley had done his duty... well... well I am sure Harry would have married me.

I'd knitted my wedding dress and everything....

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I’m so sorry that you had set your hopes and dreams on Hazno only for them to be dashed by THAT woman! However, now that we have seen his true colours I think you have had a lucky escape.

I feel that this is more your kind of man ….. and you may get to wear your beautiful hand made wedding dress after all.

 

[ChipDex]

All this talk about the Harkles plus 2 visiting next month ….. this pic is a reminder of the ‘crowds’ that turned out to see Hazno when he visited Nottingham last year. And let’s not forget the ‘crowds’ who turned out to see them in Australia. Granted if the ILBW plus 2 turned up and did a walkabout there would be other people wanting to see them, more out of curiosity than anything else but I honestly can’t see that happening.

She may be brass necked enough to come but their ’kids’ will not ….. a reason for them not coming will be rolled out just before the day. In a way I hope she comes and is booed so loud that they both finally realise that they are no longer welcome in the UK.

JMO but I don’t think KC wants to see them, he already knows it‘s main purpose will be a ‘money begging’ visit. If he was desperate to meet any fictitious grand kids they would have come to some arrangement when him and Camilla were in the USA earlier this year.

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BIB

I think she'll come but at the last minute it'll be announced that the Flatties are staying at home. That happened with Invictus in Canada and again with the Australia trip.

There were plenty of comments around yesterday about how, if security is taxpayer-funded, Smeg will have to offer the kids' full faces up on a 'silver platter' if they're out in public at IG events. That would mean media photos she didn't get paid for and/or photos where BP holds the copyright. It would be the final nail in the coffin for any sort of exclusive, lucrative 'reveal' photoshoot. And we know she's still hoping for that.

If you're taking children with Royal titles to the UK or a Realm, and public money is involved, you just can't play the type of stupid rear-view games she's been playing up until now. It's taking the piss.

 

[cjguk]

Marius Borg Høiby has been found guilty of rape and sentenced to 4 years

https://archive.li/lt6EW

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Dollop and dollop are regular favourites, can also be interchangeable with smidgen.

These three measurements, along with "some", "a bit", "a drop" and "a slosh" are all very precise Imperial measurements which are, sadly, largely lost to modern life.

You can't actually weigh or measure them, but you know them when you see them and they are often accompanied by the traditional cry of "Oh, bugger! Can somebody look up how to counteract too much sriracha in a recipe?"

 

[Bolus]

I've been trying for years to get Mr Mice to stop paying - we hardly watch TV anyway and when we do it's all of the channels with the really old stuff on - but he's frightened he'll end his twilight years breaking rocks in some convict colony on Van Dieman's Land or summat.

Agree…the thing the licence fee collectors don’t get about us old farts is that:
1. We no longer need to give a toss about our credit rating, debts paid off
2. If they try to enter my property, I’ll set the mutts on them
3. i’m quite willing to sign the non-use declaration on their website since I’ve now stopped watching the live news and am quite happy to simply download shows on catch up. I find the news depressing…everything’s about the orange monster, people blowing things up, idiots being interviewed about things they know nothing about, and the weather which I can see out the window. (Maybe they‘ll start charging window tax again, as they did in the 1600’s.)

Thank goodness for sites like tattle where actual real people gather.

 

[Thalia]

The staff person lost their job, and most likely their professional license (if applicable) and, with this on their record, is now unemployable in their profession. So they didn't get off scot-free, though I agree that criminal charges would be appropriate. I'm wondering if Catherine and William made a strategic decision to not pursue charges in order to minimize the attention given to this breach and to Catherine's condition.

The previous time someone revealed Catherine's medical info, they committed suicide so Catherine is unlikely to want to push this person to the point that they do the same.

 

[Libitina]

 

[PurvyPanda]

The reason why Spike was peed off with Harry.

Look at him, man handling Spike and forcing a handshake out of a pointed finger. Fucking entitled brat. These two are always jumping on other peoples names and aliases to claim them as their own. As Ever. Sussex Royal. Deadmau5, Spike Lee.

 

[wisebutwild]

I wonder if the kids will have their faces covered like michal jackson did to his kids ?

Prefer the covering to be over the parent’s faces if I’m honest!

 

[Florentine]

I’ve got silly feet and my local nail bar ‘affectionately’ refer to me as tiny toes. I’m very top heavy as it is and so I think this imbalance is what makes me so clumsy.

As Dolly Parton says: "I've got small feet 'cause nothing grows in the shade"

 

[VioletButterfly]

I'm so tired of them popping up in the media making some self-serving pronouncement or another. I half expect to wakeup some day and read 'Prince Harry says tomorrow will be Monday'.
We don't need any more useless twat pronouncements from either him or that Felatio Queen wife of his.