Harry & Meghan #583 The Uninvited.

[wibble]

The new As Ever make up remover works a little too well...

 

[Zippy2000]

I can't think why...

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I find it hard to believe she had the absolute cheek to post this, considering her treatment of her own dad

 

[Thalia]

Good thread title there. No swear words but to the point. Plenty of innuendo.

Harry & Meghan #584 Not the first time her spread has got her into a jam

 

[SuperFlyingPigs]

I’ve voted for William. Looking forward to hearing the result.
Some lovely tidbits to read about today’s Trooping of the Colour as in Anne rode the horse given by the Mounties to the late Queen because Charles cannot ride anymore due to his cancer.
I watched the Sky coverage as lately I have found their presenting team very good on Royal occasions. Very poignant that the poor lass who was killed at the horse show should have been riding today so they had not as many gun carriages for the salute after her death.

 

[Zippy2000]

 

[FrancesDundee80]

If true that the Harkles are all going to be back in the UK, I do hope they get an unmistakable message from the public that they are not welcomed. I also hope that the weak, dumb king receives a very clear message: the UK should make very obvious that they do not accept a Monarchy where Hazno and his ILBW have space and consume public funding. I am not British so this is just my opinion, but to welcome them back - without ever getting an apology for being called a racist country - would be seen as an admission of guilt.

As for the weak, dumb king, for someone who spent a considerable part of his adult life trying (by any means) to control and manipulate the narrative around his now wife, he should know better than to provide the money obsessed duo the opportunity for a new (or continued) narrative about the real Royals.

Every time KC allows the Monarchy to be mixed with the (failed) commercial efforts of the ILBW selling rotten jams and lousy candles he is devaluating the institution he has the duty to defend.

 

[wibble]

I blame Ashley Cole.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

I've got horses hooves for feet but I keep them hidden, except around the house. I can pick things up with my bare toes as I discovered when a teen. A cross between horse and monkey.
I have no tail though.
Neigh time for markles hooves

So can I!

I still remember the look of mixed fascination and horror on the face of one of my daughter's friends when I dropped a pencil, and slipped off my sandal to pick it up with my toes. "Can you pick things up with your feet?" "I can!"

I used to be able to put my toes in my mouth as well* - but I'm not bendy enough these days, and a few years ago I got stuck so I never tried it again.

*It was a challenge - don't judge me.

 

[SweetSummerChild]

Anyone who has ever met a horse knows why shetlands are ‘affectionately’ known as shitlands - they’re arseholes. They’re small horses with big horse mentality, they want to be the top dog and can’t and it frustrates the shit out of them! Henry clearly knows horses from his approach to this mascot and still continued to tease it - it’s credit to the pony and their ‘handler’ that the double barrel it attempted was only on the ground and facing the wrong way.

They’re basically the chihuahuas of the horse world. The little shit should have bitten the ginger shit in the face.

 

[Amiyaya]

WTF?

Who put Kermit in a blender?!

 

[Missmopps]

Lest we forget the time Megain wore her £4,000 curtains as a wedding guest

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What an absolute state she was there. All because it was Oscar de la renta she thought it would look fabulous on regardless of whether it suited her or not. She lookedoked so disheveled like they had had a shag behind some bushes on the way to the wedding. That was my immediate thought, also that they looked like they had been partying and shagging the night before and slept in and she had precisely two minutes to get dressed.

 

[TeaTimeTreats]

I have a shameful confession… please don’t judge me but these are my feet! Yes I have Morton’s toe. I am ashamed No however I am not MM as you can see from my cat, I do not have a beagle.

 

[PurvyPanda]

That's what I thought too. All night shagging.......
No time for a shower, make up from the day before, threw on that rag of a dress, plonked that thing on her head, then out the door.

Yes. Only Meghan can devalue a toile du jouy Oscar de la Renta dress by teaming it up with Harry’s cum rag.

 

[Churchill's Ghost]

So it’s a collaboration with…herself. I can’t believe Clevr is still around.

 

[wibble]

There's a shock....said no one ever

"Catastrophe" Meghan Markle plots shock U-turn after As Ever faces CLOSURE as secret stats revealed

I can't think why...

 

[Padparadascha]

Why does he keep putting his hand on people's chests like that? Or smacking their bums, etc? Creep. That's someone he doesn't know and he just goes straight for the possessive hand on chest?! William would never.

He's probably been told by Meghan that touching people for photo Ops means they cant crop you out and makes it look like you are besties with the celebrities who dont want to know you.

Its also why shes always pawing him. She cant get easily cropped out then. Thats a decade worth of footage for future documentary makers on Harrys life that wont be without her turning in it.

 

[wibble]

I believe he has been invited to Sandringham. Will be interesting if the Harkles turn up as well. Hazno may challenge him to a duel to finally decide whose to blame!

Thanks for the double @Chita ….. new tread and new title ….. well done.

I know you are just trying to console me, but I will never forgive. If Ashley had done his duty... well... well I am sure Harry would have married me.

I'd knitted my wedding dress and everything....

 

[Bolus]

So he's leaked that he's bringing his children to the UK. Presumably with the intention of raising interest in their visit and increasing the likelihood of them being 'at risk'. He is hardly an advert for the hundred of thousands wasted on his education.

I for one will be completely ignoring their visit, but, having seen the simpering coverage by BBC news of their visit announcement, I’ve decided to refuse to pay the BBC licence fee this year. I’ll be vocal about why, as I was when I cancelled Netflix back in the day of Harkles contract announcements. I look forward to their collection letters and hope they send their little minions to look in the window for my TV!

We should all vote with our feet, and send a clear message to the media to stop giving them oxygen.

 

[Missmopps]

I can't think why...

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Fucking Nora the brass neck of this bitch talking about thanking fathers. You couldn’t make this shit up. Poor Thomas.

 

[CallaLily]

She's so behind the times, iced Strawberry Matcha Latte was last summer's drink

This year is iced Hazelnut Crème latte

For someone who is so 'young' and 'fashionable' surely she would know this.......

As I'm not young or fashionable, these all sound terrible. Why does every drink need to be an iced, spiced, matcha latte thing? I'd just like a regular coffee, with milk*. Ordering one of those is near impossible these days, just milk has about 6 options now.

I'm assuming megs has attempted to jump on another bandwagon and missed. The splat of that is a good sound, though.


* off to the kettle for an ordinary nescafe with a splash of semi skimmed