Do you think it has been announced today to cover the 28 days notice that has to be given??
I watched a video the other day of some Americans who have moved to Portugal and just went back to visit the USA. Suffered huge culture shock when trying to order a simple toasted bagel and a coffee. What percentage toasted, what type of butter, how would you like your butter spread, etc? Then a simple coffee with milk... coffee from whjch country, decaf, light, medium or dark roasted, what type of milk, how much, hot or cold, on the side, what percentage cream, etc etc etc etc? They were apparently relieved to get back to the simplicity of Portugal where you basically get what you are given!As I'm not young or fashionable, these all sound terrible. Why does every drink need to be an iced, spiced, matcha latte thing? I'd just like a regular coffee, with milk*. Ordering one of those is near impossible these days, just milk has about 6 options now.
I'm assuming megs has attempted to jump on another bandwagon and missed. The splat of that is a good sound, though.
* off to the kettle for an ordinary nescafe with a splash of semi skimmed
Woodworm. That's me out!!!!!!!We need a sweepstake.
Place your bets:
- The entire family turns up
- H-Bomb & Twerkle only (security insufficient for the cardboards)
- H-Bomb then Twerkle makes a late appearance (flatpack suffering minor illness ...woodworm or something)
- H-Bomb alone
- None of them
- Something else
They're getting desperate so I think 2 or 3.
Added to which, H-Bomb & Twerkle are, at some point, going to try to visit Eton and announce they were considering sending the boy genius Aldi but William said no
Will Archie miss school time or will they have already broken up by thenI said the jury was out on Victoria Ward- well after this it’s a good old thumbs down by me. The only reason she would come with the children is because she thinks we are too polite to boo her if she is with them.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to bring children to UK
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Do IKEA have a creche now? Or do they just take the kids to pieces and put them on a shelf in the warehouse until the parents deign to return for them, like a boarding school?Will Archie miss school time or will they have already broken up by then
? …. I’ve no idea of USA school terms or even if they have schools for cardboard kids.
BIB - I long for the days when you went into a café and got a choice of tea or coffee. And that was it. Much less choice, but we were more appreciative. (Somewhat hypocritical as nowadays I only drink espresso or macchiato)I watched a video the other day of some Americans who have moved to Portugal and just went back to visit the USA. Suffered huge culture shock when trying to order a simple toasted bagel and a coffee. What percentage toasted, what type of butter, how would you like your butter spread, etc? Then a simple coffee with milk... coffee from whjch country, decaf, light, medium or dark roasted, what type of milk, how much, hot or cold, on the side, what percentage cream, etc etc etc etc? They were apparently relieved to get back to the simplicity of Portugal where you basically get what you are given!
Markle will be deeply fucked if she moves to Portugal, but looking at the latest "cracks are showing" etc articles, it is unlikely she will be moving anywhere as a family.
It's still like that in many countries. And you just drink it. You don't leave a TripAdvisor review, take a selfie or anything.BIB - I long for the days when you went into a café and got a choice of tea or coffee. And that was it. Much less choice, but we were more appreciative. (Somewhat hypocritical as nowadays I only drink espresso or macchiato)
Life was so much easier. Also - it was rare to have a cuppa outside our own home - it was a real treat to get a cup of tea and a toasted teacake brought to your table.And I also liked that you got extra hot water with your cuppot of tea. It was just so civilised.
I’m going with all coming until last minute then an emergency arises as it appears the kids have caught head lice. Unfortunately the flatpacks are unable to travel and she has to stay behind to treat them with two shampoo applications which have to be done 9 days apart.We need a sweepstake.
Place your bets:
- The entire family turns up
- H-Bomb & Twerkle only (security insufficient for the cardboards)
- H-Bomb then Twerkle makes a late appearance (flatpack suffering minor illness ...woodworm or something)
- H-Bomb alone
- None of them
- Something else
They're getting desperate so I think 2 or 3.
Added to which, H-Bomb & Twerkle are, at some point, going to try to visit Eton and announce they were considering sending the boy genius Aldi but William said no
Cue Markle showing up in some wrinkled, ill-fitting yellow monstrosity.Catherine looks absolutely stunning in yellow today, at Ascot.
I think a smear is more applicable to describe ILBW’s offerings or, given its consistency, possibly a drop.Now I think a ‘smidgen’ is smaller than a ‘dollop’. I would gladly devour a dollop of Fearne and Rosie Strawberry preserve but could barely touch a smidgen of Asnever Strawberry spread.
I guess that’s the same people who rejoiced at Catherine’s diagnosis, because she’d stolen glory from their kweeeeen.I’m just watching Avid Gardner (Fiona) on YouTube talking about this revelation from Clarkson‘s Farm, that Jeremy has been diagnosed with cancer. She said she has seen on the Daily Mail comment section, lots of people saying this is karma for what he said about Meghan.
I mean I just cannot believe how childish these people are. Weaponising this man’s diagnosis because of some innocuous comment that he made about her three years ago. They are actually mad. That level of obsession.
You can only conclude that these sad specimens are of the same ilk as Meghan Markle, who is just an absolute poison on this earth. It’s no surprise that the absolute dregs of society rally to her defence.
My thoughts too.I don’t believe she birthed those kids. If they exist then they are surrogate.i simply cannot believe they will be showing them, no blurred faces or silly tricks.
My gut feeling is he will come alone. If she does come with him or make a late appearance then I think she will come alone .
If and it is a big if, she does bring the flatpacks then I may have to eat my words because I don’t think they exist.
Yep, I reckon if they come the flatpacks will be human shields against the boos and cat calls.I said the jury was out on Victoria Ward- well after this it’s a good old thumbs down by me. The only reason she would come with the children is because she thinks we are too polite to boo her if she is with them.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to bring children to UK
archived 17 Jun 2026 10:56:02 UTCarchive.today
They've always had a creche:Do IKEA have a creche now? Or do they just take the kids to pieces and put them on a shelf in the warehouse until the parents deign to return for them, like a boarding school?
Don’t you mean a chip boarding school?Do IKEA have a creche now? Or do they just take the kids to pieces and put them on a shelf in the warehouse until the parents deign to return for them, like a boarding school?
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