Harry & Meghan #580 Delusions of Adequacy

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She's not designing anything new. Matches? Bookmarks? Candles? Jams? Sounds like she's using some sort of wedding favours dropshipping company to whack a logo onto generic products.
My money's on a canvas tote bag next :ROFLMAO:
 
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I would like to add to this and suggest that Harry fancied Catherine.
Back when she started to be filmed at events with William and Harry, we could see how he was with her.
Always laughing and close by her.

I do wonder if that is the main reason Meghan is so jealous of Catherine.
I think he also fancied his chances with Pippa at one point.

I remember when Smeg first emerged as his latest leg-over, and some of the media were calling her a 'Pippa lookalike'.
 
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Three exorcists went mad in the process...

There isn't a single sage leaf to be found in the whole of Berkshire and local residents have commented that, by the smell of burning, barbecue season appears to have started early this year :sneaky:
 
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I can totally see Meghan the divorcee turning up at the same ski resort as Charlotte in 10 years time, trying to get papped near her.

This had never entered my head - but you're absolutely right! this I exactly the sort of trick she'd pull - and maybe dragging Lidl into the mix, showing her zipping down the piste with the easy grace of an Olympic-standard skier etc.

Both H and M are totally cracked, and fuelled by obsessive hate and jealousy.
Nothing will drive a person mad faster than obsessive jealousy does. It is literally the most poisonous of all human emotions. It saps a person of their joy, their energy, their ability to improve themselves and their lives.

There's a reason why the dangers of jealousy are such an important theme in so many very ancient world myths. Hera and Zeus, Osiris and Seth, Cain and Abel. Jealousy destroys a person and it destroys their relationship with people around them.
 
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Bargain...

The Signature Scent Collection
A collection for every moment

Shouldn't that be:
A scent for every moment

Has the copywriter been on the mulled water method champenoise again :unsure:
 
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I think he also fancied his chances with Pippa at one point.

I remember when Smeg first emerged as his latest leg-over, and some of the media were calling her a 'Pippa lookalike'.

Aah yes, I had forgotten Pippa.
He probably tried his, "you wanna bag a Prince" line on her during the Wedding rehearsals.
 
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I think he also fancied his chances with Pippa at one point.

I remember when Smeg first emerged as his latest leg-over, and some of the media were calling her a 'Pippa lookalike'.
They were lucky that Pippa didn't sue the arses off them!

What an insult!
 
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Aah yes, I had forgotten Pippa.
He probably tried his, "you wanna bag a Prince" line on her during the Wedding rehearsals.
Silver-tongued Casanova that he is!

I'm sure she was sorely tempted to smash him in the chops.
 
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2.4 million, my goodness! And then they got kicked out/ walked away/ took the flight to freedom...
It has been reported that they subsequently paid the £2.4m back, but given everything else we know about them, do we believe that?
 
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I spose matches in special matchboxes are the kind of tourist tat that people collect, as a souvenir?

We use them in the summer to light bbq or firepits, so usually have a pack around in a drawer somewhere.

But that could also lead to an interesting discussion about smoking habits nowadays!! Last year on a European holiday, I was amazed by the number of people smoking in public, ok it was outside restaurants and bars, but I rarely see this nowadays in the UK.
 
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Arsewer brand aside, why on earth would anyone even consider purchasing the forkhandles & matches shown based on this ad?

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one assumes the items are to scale - no visual indication otherwise
the candles are weeny, they look like bottletops
the white candle holders are insignificant against the off-white background
it all looks very cold & clinical
just like her
 
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I spose matches in special matchboxes are the kind of tourist tat that people collect, as a souvenir?

We use them in the summer to light bbq or firepits, so usually have a pack around in a drawer somewhere.

But that could also lead to an interesting discussion about smoking habits nowadays!! Last year on a European holiday, I was amazed by the number of people smoking in public, ok it was outside restaurants and bars, but I rarely see this nowadays in the UK.
It's a really bizarre product choice to say the least. As Ever is supposed to be about moments of joy, family, elevating the every day. I don't see how matches fit into that. They're a tool, not a moment of joy in itself. They're dangerous for children, so not a family thing. They're wooden, so not environmentally sustainable (a lighter would be better for that). And they're most associated with smokers, now don't get me wrong I used to love a king size lambert as much as the next classy lady (ha!) but matches, to me, say "Dot Cotton having a quick rasper outside the bingo", not "sun drenched Californian health" (although I'm confident Meg's a committed smoker on the sly).

No what I think? This is another sign that the Harkles are verging on financial catastrophe. Matches have been chosen because they're literally the cheapest product to mass produce. That, in my view, is it. As Ever can't even afford jam jars anymore. She's sunk to selling matches.
 
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The really obvious problem with that photo to me is that very young babies are just....not...that....stiff.

like honestly other tattlers will remember their firstborn and how much it's impressed upon you that you MUST support their head, you MUST support their back. because their musculature isn't up to much and they cant do it themselves. and then maybe you forget one time picking them up in the middle of the night and their head flops back and you panic until you realise they're absolutely fine.

so, yeah. babies are floppy. that object Meghan was holding was stiff as a board.
I'm torn by would she bring an actual doll out in a public, uncontrolled environment and I think the ONLY thing that could make Catherine do or say anything in front of cameras would be an uncomfortable, in danger small baby
 
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