Harry & Meghan #580 Delusions of Adequacy

[moldwarp]

Uggh!
Sorry to punish you all with this...
I made the mistake of zooming in to examine just how made her hair and skin are, then noticed that they don't seem have aligned themselves properly for the kiss.
Looks super awkward (and disgusting, obviously).
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It’s like in old films and soap operas where two characters kiss but, so as not to offend audience sensibilities by visibly swapping saliva, they’d kiss each others mouths off centre rather than full on. Basically: they’re acting.

 

[BlinkyBill]

Memorial Day in the US
is NOT
a 'more tea vicar? garden party'

 

[ChastityDingle]

After going after William with the scones post, the ILBW now goes to talk about her children and jam - just after William mentioned that the kids eat jam sandwiches in the morning and Louis leaves fingerprints all over the car.

This is maniac at this point. Hazno needs security - inside his house - as he is living with a psychopath.

The people (I think there's more than one) who do the skits of her actually look and sound more realistic than she does there.

 

[ChastityDingle]

It’s like in old films and soap operas where two characters kiss but, so as not to offend audience sensibilities by visibly swapping saliva, they’d kiss each others mouths off centre rather than full on. Basically: they’re acting.

I had to bring this forward from the last thread because Mr Bean's facial expression says it all...

 

[chillijam]

Apart from anything else why the heck does she think anyone gives a mit about who allegedly likes which revolting spread. As if.

 

[doc Ted]

Because they’re mats

Now why didn't I think of that?

 

[BlinkyBill]

taken from a comment on Reddit

Seen yesterday in the CDG airport Relay:

"Kate

The new Diana

Italy was blown away by the princess during her first official visit since going into remission from cancer"

If Meghan could read French, she'd be screaming

and..

 

[ChipDex]

Thanks for the new thread and title.

And @CallaLily Glad to hear you've made it home safely.

Where on earth did she get the idea that the Croydon facelift was a good look for her?

Because Angelina does it. And she's nearly as fixated on her as she is on Catherine.

Sadly for Smeg, only AJ has the facial bone structure to get away with it.

 

[redchicken]

Stupid bleep with jam

That's the best thread title that never was!

 

[Chita]

Just catching up - first @CallaLily - OMG, how traumatic for you. Are you doing ok? And is your husband going to be ok? Sending love. I can't begin to imagine how terrifying this was for you.


Scones - can someone help me out here, please? She posted pix of [crappy looking] scones because William made a public comment about scones?
Is that why she did it?
If so, surely that has to make it clear to anyone who still doubts us that she is a problem????


And I agree, those aint scones in her picture and they dont look appetising at all [whatever they are.]

 

[TwasEverThus]

An A Sever ad stalked me on Insta

https://tattle.life/media/as-ever-ad.16219/

"My husband" again......the man with no name. Maybe she was concentrating on remembering the names of her children?

 

[ChastityDingle]

taken from a comment on Reddit

Seen yesterday in the CDG airport Relay:

"Kate

The new Diana

Italy was blown away by the princess during her first official visit since going into remission from cancer"

If Meghan could read French, she'd be screaming

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and..

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Yes, and as has been said on Reddit, Catherine has no wish or desire to be 'the new Diana'. Whereas Meghan would give anything to be described thus.

 

[One eyebrow raised]

Stupid bleep with jam

As Ever. Truly lyrical.

 

[Zippy2000]

Stupid bleep with jam

We have a winner

 

[Chita]

I see they are still on the Royal Family website and there is a still a link to their sussex dot com.

 

[Sleepybird1770]

If I were the Wales', I'd be having some fun with the blatant copying. I'd have a source casually mention that C&W have matching tattoos and then sit back and watch the fall out

(Obvs they're too adult and professional to do this but a girl can dream!)

 

[wisebutwild]

"My husband" again......the man with no name. Maybe she was concentrating on remembering the names of her children?

When she’s talking about ‘my husband, Lil and Arch’ she talks faster and slurs her words, as though she can get it out quick enough, but then slows down again when talking about herself.

”Everyone in my family, blah blah blah …..” but no mention of her mother’s favourite flavour ….. she’s the only one left ‘in her family’ now that doesn’t get a mention, or has she gone from the scene as we have suspected for quite a while now?

 

[Florentine]

"Arch and Lil"?
They sound like the offspring of Andy Capp and Flo.
Classy...

 

[Kenna]

"Arch and Lil"?
They sound like the offspring of Andy Capp and Flo.
Classy...

Think we might be showing our ages here, but that comment is pure comedy gold!

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

I am stunned she posted that picture. She looks twice his age

Now why didn't I think of that?

Don't beat yourself up.

It's easy to miss the bleedin' obvious.