Goodman Sisters #76 Dumpy Stumpy wants a private arrangement 4 Rumpy Pumpy 4 Spunky in her Lumpy Bumpy 🍇

[LittleOne27]

I don’t know how she hasn’t had another meltdown over this yet

Exactly this there is always something brewing behind the scenes with her she remains silent online when an article is coming I expect a crappy clap back today as she always has to have the last word

 

[Lrm2018]

If Lauren’s end goal is for Kairo to be on the pitch with his dad (never a mention of the girl there too), then she would need to actually allow him to meet RRRR…on Annie’s terms. Annie protects her boys at all costs, it should be up to her how and when it is done. It’s a delicate situation, and the boys are innocent kids.
Lauren needs to understand, she can’t just turn up and force Kairo (a complete stranger to them) onto the pitch, blindsiding the poor boys with some other kid calling their dad daddy too. Can you imagine the scenes.
It’s all just clout chasing and drama, which she feeds on. Kairos like a performing act for her, wheeling him out to try and make people feel sorry for her. Again, never a mention of the girl. Take your maintenance money, and go away. She really irks me!
Rant over

 

[influenzas]

That is an absolute mic drop of an article!! Genius. There is really nothing she can say to come back on that is there, but I’m sure she will try

Show us the whole Snapchat conversation Lauren!! No didn’t think you would

Now take that bloody necklace off, delete your sons Instagram page, and stop using your sperm donors surname for your poor kids who will likely never have a relationship with them. Thanks to your behaviour!!!

 

[Redtea2]

I was watching Abi and Peter crouch podcast and Abi said you think having a husband who is a footballer you have a real life coach for your kids

Peter said “ I’m not forcing them into something they don’t enjoy “

Lauryn has made kiaro obsessed with football it’s wierd and you just know he isn’t that into it !! Every book is football even his birthday was marvel but included bleeping footballs on cakes ect she is wierd

 

[catchingup2021]

Lozza where are you? Come back please, Rachel Monk is waiting for a response she can laugh at.

 

[PerfectlyOrganisedMess]

I’m a nurse and used to do aesthetics. It’s because she’s had too much Botox in her forehead and not enough at the sides. Basically the muscles on her forehead are frozen but the ones at the side of her eyes can still move freely, hence why they’ve dropped sideways. I always used to tell my clients if they wanted a brow lift/anything in the forehead that they had to let me do their “crows feet” area too to balance it out and prevent this happening. Can also happen if the injector is inexperienced and isn’t putting it into the right places/using cheap dangerous products

I stand by it that she’s only doing this in the hope Kyle reaches out. Each time she must think this is the occasion Kyle will message me to stop what I’m doing, therefore having the means to contact him again.

She’s had to go no contact with a man she was having sneaky contact with and has very strong feelings for, it deffo kills her everyday that she no longer has the ability to directly contact him. Can imagine her stewing daily thinking up ways that he will finally get in touch as she is completely obsessed with him

if she can’t have him or have what she wants she doesn’t want to see anyone else happy (Annie).
some women have this issues and they can be very bitter towards other women (but only certain women). They’ll have other women “friends” who they pretend to uplift and support, but those friends are usually ones who they don’t think will be more successful to them or they don’t see as a threat (like when people say they stand next to someone really weird or fatter to make themselves seem prettier or smaller).
I remember being younger and not understanding some girls being so mean and nasty, make snide comments or text my bf saying things to purposely try and cause arguments. Later on I realised they hated seeing that I was studying and probably would get a good job, had a long term bf was saving for a flat - they’d been “popular” but realised that meant nothing as we were getting older. They’re all a bunch of jobless nobodies benefit cheats (they could work they chose not to!) Remind u of anyone?!

 

[SmileForTheCamera]

I hope today there will be an unarranged unpaid pap walk similar to this one where she’s obvs not prepared for it. She was raging about these photos

 

[Tjal16]

The thing is if loz had been a quiet side chick and not started blackmailing Kyle then she more than likely would have able to keep seeing Kyle on the sly having sneaky meet ups with him ( because let’s face it Kyle is a dog who would have defo done this ) She got greedy and above her station and now she has no contact with him at all.
not that I have ANY sympathy for Lauren but I can see that it is clearly killing her that she has lost all control of the situation and it’s that need to be that is driving this crazy deranged behaviour.
narc behaviour that she won’t accept he doesn’t want “her” kids.
she would be better channeling all this energy into moving on. she won’t though as her motto has always been all or none. She is miserable so then she’s making everyone else miserable too.

 

[New Zealand Nik Naks]

Loz can still be grateful for: Snap chat, postman Pat, and one more night not in a council flat.
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The thing is if loz had been a quiet side chick and not started blackmailing Kyle then she more than likely would have able to keep seeing Kyle on the sly having sneaky meet ups with him ( because let’s face it Kyle is a dog who would have defo done this ) She got greedy and above her station and now she has no contact with him at all.
not that I have ANY sympathy for Lauren but I can see that it is clearly killing her that she has lost all control of the situation and it’s that need to be that is driving this crazy deranged behaviour.
narc behaviour that she won’t accept he doesn’t want “her” kids.
she would be better channeling all this energy into moving on. she won’t though as her motto has always been all or none. She is miserable so then she’s making everyone else miserable too.

I agree. They might even be together now because they’re both as thick as each other. If she walked away with some dignity with an attitude of “if you don’t want to make an effort with these kids then you don’t deserve them” and kept them as far away from him as possible, he may have even come after her when Annie split with him.

 

[Spongebob86]

The thing is if loz had been a quiet side chick and not started blackmailing Kyle then she more than likely would have able to keep seeing Kyle on the sly having sneaky meet ups with him ( because let’s face it Kyle is a dog who would have defo done this ) She got greedy and above her station and now she has no contact with him at all.
not that I have ANY sympathy for Lauren but I can see that it is clearly killing her that she has lost all control of the situation and it’s that need to be that is driving this crazy deranged behaviour.
narc behaviour that she won’t accept he doesn’t want “her” kids.
she would be better channeling all this energy into moving on. she won’t though as her motto has always been all or none. She is miserable so then she’s making everyone else miserable too.

Exactly I think if she hadn't got pregnant it would of continued, she probably hates KW2 for this reason, probably why we never see the poor child mentioned

 

[catchingup2021]

I hope today there will be an unarranged unpaid pap walk similar to this one where she’s obvs not prepared for it. She was raging about these photos

Ahhh this is when she went on the rampage accusing the paps of being weirdos for taking pics near a child’s nursery. Then she sold photos of her son in pants to the daily mail. 🫠🫠🫠

 

[spilllltheteeee]

Exactly this there is always something brewing behind the scenes with her she remains silent online when an article is coming I expect a crappy clap back today as she always has to have the last word

Shes getting her austin powers out as we speak for another when will it end i need it to end speech lol
When u shut the duck up lauren

 

[Mummyoftwo10]

What a lovely read. Have you noticed the pic they used of her too, she definitely doesn’t have a good skincare routine, moisturise your neck Lauren, looking 43 without the filters.

She’ll have a neck like Lisa cheese by the end of the year

 

[NoseyParker24]

Rachel Monk really came to say "Sack me? witch i'm going nowhere"

 

[giogio]

Exactly this. Which is why she's escalating - trying to see what will get a response and also frustration at not being able to contact him directly. She's baiting the Walkers and seeing what gets a bite

Yeah it must be torture to be so infatuated with a man that you have zero contact with. Wondering every minute of that day what he’s doing, is he with Annie, is he with his 4 boys, is he seeing my posts, she needs some intense therapy and to move on she must be deeply unhappy

 

[PartTimeNoseyWitch]

if she can’t have him or have what she wants she doesn’t want to see anyone else happy (Annie).
some women have this issues and they can be very bitter towards other women (but only certain women). They’ll have other women “friends” who they pretend to uplift and support, but those friends are usually ones who they don’t think will be more successful to them or they don’t see as a threat (like when people say they stand next to someone really weird or fatter to make themselves seem prettier or smaller).
I remember being younger and not understanding some girls being so mean and nasty, make snide comments or text my bf saying things to purposely try and cause arguments. Later on I realised they hated seeing that I was studying and probably would get a good job, had a long term bf was saving for a flat - they’d been “popular” but realised that meant nothing as we were getting older. They’re all a bunch of jobless nobodies benefit cheats (they could work they chose not to!) Remind u of anyone?!

hear hear! I have experienced this too and when my Mum used to say they’re just jealous, I wouldn’t get it because in my eyes I was just a regular girl but now I do get and I see Loz is a carbon copy of the witches who have tried to get me down in my life. Weirdos!

 

[loulou232]

I have a feeling she’s about to go nuclear
Like more nuclear than her usual

 

[jimginjan]

RRRR have grown up in a wonderful environment with a mother and father that protect them at ALL costs. Call QA and walks what you want but that’s true.

Walks infidelities stem from the need for a CHEAP thrill, the highs of football and an amazing family aren’t enough, they constantly chase that buzz and excitement. Lozza is a seed little thrill. Walks has enjoyed the danger and sneaky little rendezvous with a scruffy little ag. There was never a connection, never an end goal, NEVER a plan for either child. It’s a farse but obviously just a game.

tit GETS REAL when your whole world is blown apart and you could lose your soul mate and love of your life and your kids. Really is the worst situation to upset the 4 kings he adores.

he doesn’t give flying duck about lozza or the 2 unclaimed, the cheap side hussle is OVER.

Annie knows there was no feelings although she has been horrendously let down. She has been dignified and all she cares about is her 4 kings NOT clapping back to that trout face bleep.

lozza needs to crawl back in that brighton bag house pantry and shut her weird trap. She is a vile piece of tit and playing into the hands of the PR guru like charm.

Keep strong QA & Rachel Monk more of the same. Walks hang your head in shame.

 

[Hiyaguys]

I have a feeling she’s about to go nuclear
Like more nuclear than her usual

Ooo I hope so! Just not too late in the evening please Lauren. Some of us don’t get 8k a month sitting on our piles

 

[Blondetech]

What will Lauren do today ?

Cry in front of her kids - again