Getfitheleng - Get Fit Helen G

Lrkn27 · Nov 5, 2023

She has time travelled to the future

OriginalAntiInfluencer · Nov 5, 2023

With her big invisibility mac on

OriginalAntiInfluencer · Nov 16, 2023

Normal folk just before Xmas panicking about having enough money for Xmas, not oor Helen she's no job but off gallivanting to Dublin with all her new outfits

I'd love to be as care free as big gammon tongue

Spanor511 · Nov 16, 2023

OriginalAntiInfluencer said:
Normal folk just before Xmas panicking about having enough money for Xmas, not oor Helen she's no job but off gallivanting to Dublin with all her new outfits I'd love to be as care free as big gammon tongue

Daddy’s Giant Princess indeed.

LurkyTheLurker · Nov 22, 2023

I still don't get how she breathes with the tongue.
I've actually never ever seen someone with such a huge tongue

Spanor511 · Nov 22, 2023

LurkyTheLurker said:
I still don't get how she breathes with the tongue.
I've actually never ever seen someone with such a huge tongue

Every time she says Christmas amuses me like I’m a child.

LurkyTheLurker · Nov 22, 2023

Spanor511 said:
Every time she says Christmas amuses me like I’m a child.

Chrissmiss can't unhear it now

LurkyTheLurker · Nov 23, 2023

talk like kids

Spanor511 · Nov 23, 2023

LurkyTheLurker said:
talk like kids

WTAF. I’m howling. It’s like, look at me I have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Defo two big virgins before they met.

OriginalAntiInfluencer · Nov 23, 2023

Ouch

Spanor511 · Nov 23, 2023

OriginalAntiInfluencer said:
Ouch

I think he’s meaning your big gammon steak Slim

LurkyTheLurker · Nov 25, 2023

That is not a lisp it's a fucking monster tongue

OriginalAntiInfluencer · Nov 25, 2023

LurkyTheLurker said:
That is not a lisp it's a fucking monster tongue

It's a bloody allergic reaction that's what it is

OriginalAntiInfluencer · Dec 17, 2023

Big Gammon tongue popped up on my fyp got another job (playing) wonder if she'll last the year.

Spanor511 · Dec 17, 2023

OriginalAntiInfluencer said:
Big Gammon tongue popped up on my fyp got another job (playing) wonder if she'll last the year.

Loves her boss and it’s a small team. We’ve heard this before Slim.

OriginalAntiInfluencer · Dec 30, 2023

Must be short of a Bob or Two selling all her stylish tents on Vinted I've totally over indulged this month but I'm no where near big Vav or Gammon tongue.

Spanor511 · Dec 30, 2023

OriginalAntiInfluencer said:
Must be short of a Bob or Two selling all her stylish tents on Vinted I've totally over indulged this month but I'm no where near big Vav or Gammon tongue.

She’s maybe saving up to buy Craigy Baby an engagement ring.

LurkyTheLurker · Dec 30, 2023

They are defo both the type who said I love you after the first date

OriginalAntiInfluencer · Dec 31, 2023

The New Year's Eve outfit omg

although I'm in my comfies so don't have a leg to stand on but I'm no making tik toks jeeeez.

LurkyTheLurker · Dec 31, 2023

OriginalAntiInfluencer said:
The New Year's Eve outfit omg although I'm in my comfies so don't have a leg to stand on but I'm no making tik toks jeeeez.

Came here to say this wtaf?!

Getfitheleng - Get Fit Helen G

Attachments

Attachments

Privacy & Transparency

Privacy & Transparency