She’s taking so much time to soak into the video function on her phone. You don’t owe it to anyone to share every detail of your life. It’s your choice. I don’t think people need to be berated for wanting to know given you posted 1000000 videos and pics of you caressing and rubbing your pregnant belly since conception.
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Hey Georg, here's a life hack for you. I never had thousands of people asking for details about my babies because I did this REALLY WEIRD thing where I did not make a living from basically inviting people to pop their head into my uterus and have a look around.
I know this sounds insane, but when you spend years talking about the spirit baby you communicate with, talk about the joys of conceiving this spirit baby, announce a pregnancy before the piss has dried on the stick, spend all day every day shoving your belly into people's faces, make a huge deal about this self-naming baby, have 2746 naked photoshoots, and finally eject this magical telepathic being into the world with more photo coverage than a royal wedding, people tend to show some interest. It's a bit far-fetched and inconvenient but most people avoid this by keeping the majority of the conception, pregnancy and birth pretty hush hush.
To be fair, most of us have never met a baby who chose their own name from within the womb and we're curious to see what newborn babies tend to name themselves. I bet spirit baby has conveniently chosen a crunchy influencer name that fits all your rules.
I thought switching the phone off would be a more grounded earth mama thing to do but then I also thought lip fillers and shopping at giant corporations didn't fit the spiritual earth mama thing and you clearly disagree.
Nobody besides you and your brother husband should care about what is between your childs legs, unless you're keeping the gender private altogether dragging it out for engagement is weird. Raking in money and views from utter strangers who want to know details of your childs genitals is not what a normal parent does. Nor do normal parents have children who look utterly terrified and exhausted at all times.
Apologies for the rant but nothing baffles me more than influencers who revolve their life around views and engagement and then pretend to be affronted by people showing interest in what they're putting out. She knows what she's doing. And she knows that once she's revealed the name and we've had our fun gossiping about it her engagement will go right back down, until spirit baby 5 descends her magical tunnel and arrives earthside
I know this sounds insane, but when you spend years talking about the spirit baby you communicate with, talk about the joys of conceiving this spirit baby, announce a pregnancy before the piss has dried on the stick, spend all day every day shoving your belly into people's faces, make a huge deal about this self-naming baby, have 2746 naked photoshoots, and finally eject this magical telepathic being into the world with more photo coverage than a royal wedding, people tend to show some interest. It's a bit far-fetched and inconvenient but most people avoid this by keeping the majority of the conception, pregnancy and birth pretty hush hush.
To be fair, most of us have never met a baby who chose their own name from within the womb and we're curious to see what newborn babies tend to name themselves. I bet spirit baby has conveniently chosen a crunchy influencer name that fits all your rules.
I thought switching the phone off would be a more grounded earth mama thing to do but then I also thought lip fillers and shopping at giant corporations didn't fit the spiritual earth mama thing and you clearly disagree.
Nobody besides you and your brother husband should care about what is between your childs legs, unless you're keeping the gender private altogether dragging it out for engagement is weird. Raking in money and views from utter strangers who want to know details of your childs genitals is not what a normal parent does. Nor do normal parents have children who look utterly terrified and exhausted at all times.
Apologies for the rant but nothing baffles me more than influencers who revolve their life around views and engagement and then pretend to be affronted by people showing interest in what they're putting out. She knows what she's doing. And she knows that once she's revealed the name and we've had our fun gossiping about it her engagement will go right back down, until spirit baby 5 descends her magical tunnel and arrives earthside
OF 
I’d be pulling my teeth out too if I had teeth like her
I thought her lips were pretty full during pregnancy and wondered if she had them topped up before/early pregnancy but she’s clearly had them done as soon as baby is out. Imagine that being your first priority, well first priority after making a thousand reels for content baby.
This whole situation is giving me Kyree vibes. Remember when everyone suspected she was pregnant and that she was going to announce it mother's day, and she ended up holding off because her secret was out? She had even had a photoshoot ready to announce on mother's day 
Georg is peeved that everyone knows it's a boy so she's stringing it out under the guise of "the world can wait" and "taking time to soak it all in".
Soaking it all in, but making time to quickly clap back on social media at anyone who questions her, or giving a heart emoji to anyone who defends her. Honey, I don't think it's exhaustion from another baby....
I give her about three weeks until mental breakdown #2 - oh sorry, I mean spiritual awakening #2 - happens...
Georg is peeved that everyone knows it's a boy so she's stringing it out under the guise of "the world can wait" and "taking time to soak it all in".Soaking it all in, but making time to quickly clap back on social media at anyone who questions her, or giving a heart emoji to anyone who defends her. Honey, I don't think it's exhaustion from another baby....
I give her about three weeks until mental breakdown #2 - oh sorry, I mean spiritual awakening #2 - happens...
It’s such a laugh watching these women out tank each other, the self importance these nuts have is astounding. What the hell did their mothers teach them growing up?!This whole situation is giving me Kyree vibes. Remember when everyone suspected she was pregnant and that she was going to announce it mother's day, and she ended up holding off because her secret was out? She had even had a photoshoot ready to announce on mother's day
Soaking it all in, but making time to quickly clap back on social media at anyone who questions her, or giving a heart emoji to anyone who defends her. Honey, I don't think it's exhaustion from another baby....
I give her about three weeks until mental breakdown #2 - oh sorry, I mean spiritual awakening #2 - happens...
Okay so she doesn’t have time to post a photo with gender and name but has time to create 4 reels and 2 feed posts plus countless stories. Ok sis! How can you sit there with a straight face and say you are just soaking in your baby bubble? Liar 
Dragging it out for engagement! Should realise this will backfire and followers will just realise exactly what you’re doing. Your followers aren’t stupid I’m sure!
Dragging it out for engagement! Should realise this will backfire and followers will just realise exactly what you’re doing. Your followers aren’t stupid I’m sure!From the comments sadly I think quite a few of them areOkay so she doesn’t have time to post a photo with gender and name but has time to create 4 reels and 2 feed posts plus countless stories. Ok sis! How can you sit there with a straight face and say you are just soaking in your baby bubble? Liar
but I’m sure the silent majority are eye rolling hardI have never known a woman to give birth, come home and do the school run and take an unvaccinated baby to dance class and all the rest of it within 3 days after birth. She’s at risk of infection until everything heals.
Poor little Atom has just been born and he’s sitting up at the dining table for dinner. Everything is so contrived.
Poor little Atom has just been born and he’s sitting up at the dining table for dinner. Everything is so contrived.
Really? I have 4 kids so every time I've had another baby the newbie has just had to tag along to everything straight away. I went straight back to normal life when I got home, school runs, shopping, activities.
I only have 2, but my youngest had to hit the ground running when she was born, had Kindy drop offs and sport activities to attend, sure, I would have rather stay home if I had the opportunity but alas no such luck.
That’s what the postpartum period is for. Rest, sleep and feed.
Obviously not everyone has that luxury but if you have a partner who is home that can take care of everything it is a time for recovery.
Isn’t Georg’s brother still home? I’d be taking the opportunity to rest and protect Bub from germs as much as possible until he’s back at work
Don't be ridiculous she needs #content
Bit of Benadryl or Phenergan perhapsIf her other offspring's were normal kids she wouldn't be finding it easy
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