Yep 100% planned. She had everything done, Dan is back home from his swing. Saying she’s in labour god knows why. She’s utterly crazy. She also made a birth playlist that was 2 hrs long. Not sure when she thinks she’s playing that. Highly doubt she is trying for a vbac after three c sections.
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I think she’s just trying to go for whatever hashtags will drum up engagement. Pretending to be in labour is weird.
My theory is she’s booked for c section tmw morning, but posted an ‘in labour’ video tonight to heighten engagement while people wait for the announcement. Probably filmed it during her last appointment. Then she’ll do a ‘birth story’ explaining everything after a few weeks of ‘bonding with baby’ time to build suspense.
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Okay so it appears she’s at the hospital. Maybe they do do c-sections on Sunday night
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Okay so it appears she’s at the hospital. Maybe they do do c-sections on Sunday night
Maybe she did spontaneously go into labour, but I don’t believe it, who has time to film reels when you may need to be prepped for a c-section.My theory is she’s booked for c section tmw morning, but posted an ‘in labour’ video tonight to heighten engagement while people wait for the announcement. Probably filmed it during her last appointment. Then she’ll do a ‘birth story’ explaining everything after a few weeks of ‘bonding with baby’ time to build suspense.
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Okay so it appears she’s at the hospital. Maybe they do do c-sections on Sunday night
Seems planned.
I'm going with a boy - names may be Basil, Edgar, Saturn, Moby, Cosmo, Astro, Ignatius.
Yep I reckon this. She was booked for this week but has gone into labor tonight. With my planned c-sections I was always told to come to hospital if I went into labor and they’d do it within a few hours. If the hospital is busy they probably had a bit of time and she’s probably just in verrrry early labor given how chipper she is!
I'm thinking she was scheduled for a cs early next week (hence all the appointments) and her water broke but labour hasn't really started which is why she's so nonchalant shaking her a all the way through the hospital. I know with one of my babies my water broke but I ended up having to be induced as full blown labour didn't start after 2 days 
Remember all her belly shots. Every time she feeds the baby she does the same tit. (Disclosure, I’ve breastfed all my babies so not bf shaming at all) I just don’t want to see it every second lol.I'd say thank god it's almost over but it's only going to get worse with the new soul being earthside
I think another 'awakening' AKA a nervous breakdown/PPD/PPA will be coming soon. She does not cope well with not having unlimited time to herself to recharge with the moon/sunrises/menstrual blood etc. A baby is really going to eat into that time she's had for herself for years whilst the kids are at daycare at 6am.
I think C section was booked for Monday and the spirit baby decided it was ready to come and she went into labour. If that is what happened, what sort of person then asked their husband to film a few quick shots so they can make a reel and post, while in labour. Tell me this is a content baby without telling me 
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.Her half brother would have been smiling from ear to ear, loving filming the dance for her. He is defo not a normal kinda guy. Most men would cringe hard at doing that!! Dan is just another Georg.
Bless the little spirit baby for arriving at a time it’s dipshit mother seems significant. Now let’s see how long she strings out the gender and name reveal - gotta keep engagement up!
I thought it was going to arrive earth side at 
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.Oh look at that. Opening shot if announcement video. Content baby has arrived y’all.
Defo a boy!
then they sprout the whole “soaking in the newborn bubble” fruitcakes the lot of them.- Status