I am a witness. My official statement is below. Feel free to date it as required.*Whispers* Do it
Legal: Mismatched Pegs does not condone violence towards fragile luvvie misogynists.
(Or does she...?)
Hello Officers.
I am a witness. I saw everything.
Neither @petitspois nor @Mismatched Pegs did anything.
Nobody punched his nose. And nobody else encouraged them to do it.
And if they did they did it for the good of humanity and it was totally justified.
And anyway he deserved it.
And anyway that weren't even there. And if they were there, they didn't "straighten his nose"*.
And if they did "straighten his nose" it was for his own good.
Anyway, they were playing Backgammon** with me and all of the the other Tattlers at the time, whatever time it was. Yes there were a lot of us here at Shedmice Towers - we have a league and it was a big game.
Cheers.
*I am not using quotation marks to imply that this is a fib, it's because I had a box full of them in the fridge and they were almost out of date. I had to use them all up before Friday. "Look" here are "some more". There is nothing "worse than" wasting punctuation. Better "to" use it randomly as I'm sure you'll agree.
**drinking Chicken wine