Gemken

[LurkingLuke]

Haha sorry I’m a Nordie and if you call your parents mum and dad where I’m from your a melter

Same, Dad is considered a posh word around these parts, could be said to have notions

 

[irishnosebag]

3 separate posts and they weren’t even on the plane. God help social media this Easter

 

[Thegoodelife]

Put it in the next bloody thread title I’ve been saying this for ages and no one fkn believes me lol

 

[hdbe45]

Anyone notice she didn’t bother posting the pregnancy shoot? Wonder was she not happy with it ?

Anyone else think the photoshoot pics are just so tacky? it’s almost giving 1990s Jordan or Pamela Anderson Page 3 spread at the beach.

 

[LurkingLuke]

Didn’t silly begerty reveal her wedding date - I thought it was early June? Around a month to her big day so she is probably heading home a few weeks earlier to surprise her family. No doubt we will be dosed with the surprised reactions of every family member and their dogs to mark the occasion

 

[hdbe45]

If Niall is a drug dealer, he could at least afford a hair transplant…these 2 are cringy AF, the pic of them mauling the face off each other at the races, are you 16 DYING of secondhand embarrassment

 

[irishnosebag]

Totally normal to put weight on after you get married. I got married last summer in amongst Gems wedding and I was doing two workouts a day, 15k steps and on a strict diet. Safe to say I’ve a stone more on me now, it’s very difficult to maintain and I’ve no idea how really skinny girls do it (without the jabs and just pure hard work!)

These skinny influencer types have all day to make it to the gym though. They aren’t panicking about coming home getting the house sorted, dinner made then deciding if they have the motivation to go

 

[dontcome@me]

And almost an identical beach & white dress announcement like her bestie Heg!These huns dont have an original bone in their body!!

All getting pregnant at the same time, all doing same beach announcements. Takes the shine off it a little bit when you’re the last to announce They’ll be insufferable. Suppose what else is Gemma doing with her life

 

[kath9457]

I got the impression she feels a bit lost now that the wedding is over. She also tossed a lot of her clothes after losing weight for the wedding, and now she can’t fit into what she has left. I can relate—it's really demotivating when your goal has come and gone.

 

[pumpkinspice7]

Anyone agree with the no kids at wedding shite, it’s really triggered me

Why would you be triggered lol each to their own

 

[Ellamay87]

Rough enough looking crowd. And the other girls brother is an MMA fighter...yikes. I'll be absolutely slated for this but I really do think people up north are generally a bit rough around the edges in a lot of cases.

 

[LurkingLuke]

That's true actually, I do feel bad! Maybe I should delete

Oh I didn’t mean to make you feel bad, sorry! I think it’s fine, she has been using it as content for the past year, she can’t be mad when people are keen to see the pictures - that’s what she wants really, lot of discussion and speculation

 

[dontcome@me]

You’d wonder how they even go to the toilet and take a dump on their own. Weird dependency issues. Were they there while she was giving birth or did they just show up 5 seconds after she pushed her out
Beautiful baby and beautiful name… I had Georgia on my list of girls names. If she’s going to be called Gigi though just call her Gigi from the get go. Whatever about gradually becoming called solely by a nickname over time but if the intention is to call her Gigi then just do a Vogue and call her that

Had to laugh at the part where she said the baby has given their lives meaning Meaning aside from spending your days going to Pilates and beauty treatments. Are her and Sinead going to milk being stay at home mothers now or will the kids be put into daycare in a years time so they can resume their vapid lives doing nothing

 

[hdbe45]

Not the dress popped open this is exactly why these dresses don’t get worn any more

She’s just utter tack. The hair extensions, gaudy ring and tits hanging out at every opportunity. As Dolly Parton said, it costs a lot of money to look this cheap

 

[JP Bangers]

Literally nobody cares now, you’ve had your 15 minutes of fame, you need to stop the constant wedding posting asap. It’s other brides turn now. Absolute narc.

 

[irishnosebag]

Naw this scared me she looks spooked

 

[hdbe45]

Maybe I’m just a jealous bitch lol but how tf do her and Sinead H afford to fly buisness class? They don’t work, just show people shite and post half naked. Anyway call me jealous or whatever but I work my ass off everyday to just survive and these girls just show their ass’s

Don’t think Gemma is flying business. You can use business lounges without flying business, depending on your flying status with a particular airline or by paying to use it. She’s in Qatar airport in the food court - trust me, if she was flying business you know well she’d have posted photos of her drinking champagne in the business cabin plastered all over Insta the nanosecond she connected to WiFi 🥱

 

[Thegoodelife]

I had to do a double take it really does look like her whole fanny is out lol

 

[irishnosebag]

I dont understand why you would buy your parents flowers when they arrive. Sure she’s just going to go and put them in her own house? So stupid

 

[Ellamay87]

She has qualifications right? I know her Dad is ill and she is probably planning on going back and forth a bit but for God's sake, get on the career ladder and make a decent life for yourself. She doesn't need to be flogging cheap makeup online. She seems like a smart girl but allergic to work.