Gemken

[testingonetwothreefoiur]

Hold on, isn't she getting married in Mallorca? Why is she floating around showing off a NI venue with a wedding planner?

And lord jesus, even Kim Kardashian didn't have this many pre-wedding events. TWO hens? That she's posted seven billionty posts and stories about already. A bloody champagne tower at one of them? I'm just embarrassed for her at this point. She is a literal nobody who has had about a dozen "in my white era" pre wedding celebrations and been indulged like a spoilt child by her Bali huns and long suffering family. Would noone have a word?

Someone that self-obsessed definitely reads her own tattle threads. Gemma, you gobshite. You are not a special flower. Your wedding is not special or important to anyone except your husband, and maybe your family. No-one gives a flying fcuk. And no-one needs to see the sumo wrestler bikini again, for the love of god.

 

[pumpkinspice7]

Rough enough looking crowd. And the other girls brother is an MMA fighter...yikes. I'll be absolutely slated for this but I really do think people up north are generally a bit rough around the edges in a lot of cases.

Don’t tar us all with one brush

 

[irishnosebag]

I’ve always thought Sinead is so stunning

Sinead looks like a Lego head

 

[Ohsvensven]

Is it just me or is this whole "my ma put my garter on that she wore" giving me the creeps lol
It's like saying I wore my ma's thong
I wouldn't want to re wear something my da has bit off my ma's leg

 

[queenwannabe]

I feel like she’s overdone the white and she just looks the same as she has done for the last 3 months white dress and same hair! A hair up or something would have been a bit different and the dress is also predictable.. She looks lovely and so it the dress but not exactly blown away .. meh

 

[housecoatgossip]

Sorry to all the nordies in here but I can't stand grown women saying " Mummy and Daddy"

 

[Elodie74]

I thought that was shocking. I’m presuming she didn’t okay it. Imagine being on a hen, you’ve just had a baby, you don’t fit the Barbie aesthetic and someone takes a video of you pumping and posts it and then the others repost it. With friends like that…..

I think what I enjoy most is the expressions of the bystanders in these videos. Like yer man in the pool, the unexpected star at the end of the bunny reveal. It puts a nice bit context as to how people react to this instagram shite in real life

 

[dontcome@me]

Look PR is something to celebrate, especially these days… I got it near 10 years ago and it’s only gotten so much harder. When I think about the paperwork and cost involved I still shudder.
BUT
It’s all so orchestrated for the gram like everything she does… the “video me while I jump into Niall’s arms when he walks in the door”, the balloons, the instant reel….

just live in the moment, put the phones down and stop living life for the gram ffs. It’s tragic

 

[irishnosebag]

Yes fair, but this sort of criticism is clutching at straws saying the hen looks rubbish etc is wildly ridiculous they are in Bali!!! At a beach club and then being criticised for wearing bikinis in 30 degree heat like COME ON!! some people be looking verrrry jealous!

No ones saying they can’t wear bikinis. It’s the actual bikinis they are wearing onlyfans wouldn’t have a look in. Seen more of their fannies than I have my own this last 2 days

 

[Connie Mac]

She has spent the past year or more living in a complete bubble. She was the centre of attention, everything was about her and her wedding, numerous hen parties etc. Then she was on honeymoon/holiday for an eternity. Now she is back,she doesn't have a job, she has said she has gained weight, she has absolutely no structure or routine to her day and she is no longer the centre of attention. Gemma my advice would be,go and get yourself an actual job you know like the rest of us have to do, then you'll have less time to sit and feel sorry for yourself.

 

[ItsRebeccaVardy]

Look folks, I'm all for a girls holiday, hen do, working out, looking after yourself etc...

But when I tell you I bust out laughing and cringed at that dancing video.. its childish, attention seeking, something 16 yo would be at. Lack of ryhem and obviously really drunk too. It has took me by surprise just how much they ate willing to embarrass themselves just for likes and attention because it is simply just embarrassing!

 

[Weeirish123]

Making sure there is no evidence left behind before getting onto the dance floor

 

[hdbe45]

Did anyone listen to the podcast with Sinead? Sounds like the baby was very much longed-for. But it’s implied her falling into a rut after her wedding (before her Dad became unwell) was because the wedding was her purpose. And she decided not to go back to work post wedding cos they were going to try for a baby. Sounds like she’s defining her purpose by big life events like engagement/hen/wedding/baby and has nothing like a job underpinning it. I don’t know many women that decide they’re packing a job in to try for a baby (this is before there were any fertility issues). How the hell are they living on one wage with so long in Sydney?! Something doesn’t add up.

 

[dontcome@me]

Thought she looked lovely at Michaela’s wedding. Her hair is much nicer in an up do for a change and her dress is lovely on her

 

[JasmineRose]

My god. I started out with no idea who any of these blonde instahuns were and watching some stories after seeing something on Siobhan O'Hagan's page. And I've ended up still not knowing who any of them are but feeling hopeless for the future if this is what passes for a "hen" these days.

Is a wedding with all of your family and friends there to celebrate you not enough? The Main Character Syndrome is overwhelming, how long did they spend planning and coordinating outfits and event planning for this Playboy Bunny-esque seemingly week-long event? Do they all have fellas? I'm about as "independent woman" as it gets and still know that my hubby would be horrified by me flashing my flaps on Instagram in various thrush-provoking barely-there bikinis, not to mention the gyrating and cocktail-fuelled screaming videos. Like I have a job? I manage people, I'm supposed to be an example to people, what do these people do for a living that this is OK to broadcast to the masses on social media?

And where's the money coming from? A wedding in Majorca ain't going to be cheap. Are mammy and daddy paying for that? Does yer man have deep pockets? Is this funded by OnlyFans or what?

And has a single one of them heard of skincare and sun screen? Botox and filler all over the gaff and the red raw skin on the lot of them. Tragic.

This is what I don't get, they all have great figures (personally I find Gemma's face unattractive), fair play to them, but Gemma's brothers and her dad must be so embarrassed! Imagine all the boys group chats these videos are showing up in. The area she comes from is more modest, my dad would literally kill me if I went on like that and I would never do it on my brother anyway. I personally think she has an onlyfans were she doesn't show her face.
Her mum and dad would have some money and she is their only daughter so I am sure they will pay a good portion towards the wedding. But they are not millionaires, Niall's family definitely isnt well to do. Sadly his dad died by suicide and the family may have gotten some life insurance from that, but no the math is not adding up when it comes to finances.

 

[Fgiw]

The matching friends outfits is the most cringe thing i have ever ever seen 🫣🫣

 

[Wee Nora]

Just read on another thread that her Dad is terminally ill and hasn’t long to live
She must be heartbroken, he seems like a lovely man

 

[Solemnia]

I have to say I have gone off GemKen lately. I feel like she’s become very vain and full of herself from what she posts online and it’s not a nice trait in anyone.

 

[instaknobs]

Let’s see how much she’s had before she deletes this comment.

 

[hdbe45]

Is all she does go to and from the airport dropping people and collecting people? That’s her entire content. Might as well be an Uber driver