Gary Eats

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He was rambling on how he does his shopping in Sainsbury’s actually and was only getting a few essentials in Waitrose 🥴
It’s hardly like doing your weekly shop at Fortnums or Selfridges is it 🙈 the whole video was bonkers really
it felt very rambling and odd. Like his made up examples didn't even seem real? And he went on a rant about how many YouTuber mates he has, as you say his supermarket of choice, odd drop in by a Gary fan.
 
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it felt very rambling and odd. Like his made up examples didn't even seem real? And he went on a rant about how many YouTuber mates he has, as you say his supermarket of choice, odd drop in by a Gary fan.
was very clear to point out everyones outrage with him, without once saying why the people who were supposedly outraged with him were outraged with him?
 
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was very clear to point out everyones outrage with him, without once saying why the people who were supposedly outraged with him were outraged with him?
Also a nice tacit threat I thought, both with saying if anyone harassed him again it would be recorded and posted online, and also by mentioning the Yorkshire Pitt bull turning up to that guys work. Real classy guy. Oh he also mentioned he doesn't live in a big house or drive a big fancy car, as though that means something.
 
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Exactly, he may live not live in a mansion but I'm sure he has lots of cash in the bank.
 
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Exactly, he may live not live in a mansion but I'm sure he has lots of cash in the bank.
Certainly...

ChatKFC says:

Gary Eats is probably earning roughly:

£5,000–£10,000 per month from YouTube ads

Possibly £10k–£15k+ total including sponsorships/freebies/other platforms

Main reasons:

Around 450k+ subscribers

Likely 4–6 million monthly views

Food channels usually earn decent ad rates compared with gaming or prank content

Big caveat:

If most views are Shorts, earnings could be much lower

Viral long-form videos pay far better

In short:
Comfortable full-time income, but probably not “Dubai penthouse and rented Lamborghini” money. More “nice semi-detached in Essex and an air fryer the size of a tumble dryer.”

What would he earn for one video with 650K Views in the 1st 24 hours

If a video did 650,000 views in 24 hours, a realistic estimate is:
£500–£1,500 if it’s mostly Shorts traffic
£2,000–£5,000+ if it’s a normal long-form review video with strong UK/US viewers

For his sort of channel, I’d guess:

Around £2k–£4k for that one video
…just from YouTube ads.

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

See the Darren John Thread to see who has tried to jump on the bandwagon.
 
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Certainly...

ChatKFC says:

Gary Eats is probably earning roughly:

£5,000–£10,000 per month from YouTube ads

Possibly £10k–£15k+ total including sponsorships/freebies/other platforms

Main reasons:

Around 450k+ subscribers

Likely 4–6 million monthly views

Food channels usually earn decent ad rates compared with gaming or prank content

Big caveat:

If most views are Shorts, earnings could be much lower

Viral long-form videos pay far better

In short:
Comfortable full-time income, but probably not “Dubai penthouse and rented Lamborghini” money. More “nice semi-detached in Essex and an air fryer the size of a tumble dryer.”

What would he earn for one video with 650K Views in the 1st 24 hours

If a video did 650,000 views in 24 hours, a realistic estimate is:
£500–£1,500 if it’s mostly Shorts traffic
£2,000–£5,000+ if it’s a normal long-form review video with strong UK/US viewers

For his sort of channel, I’d guess:

Around £2k–£4k for that one video
…just from YouTube ads.

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

See the Darren John Thread to see who has tried to jump on the bandwagon.
Have you got a link to that thread please?
 
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100% lies. He couldn’t even concoct a good story up.

“Couple of people gets cameras out” So why haven’t they posted it on FB like all good gammons do?
 
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I recall him saying he was 51 or 52.... obviously he's not and he is delusional and highly manipulative
Not sure but think I may have got the wrong Gary Hanna on Companies House website.
 
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He could have gotten an extra 4 or 5 minutes worth of film, if only he had told us more about his Fiesta 🚗
Exactly. Like, does it have go faster stripes down the sides. Or a racer boy nice, loud, blown exhaust. Or a private number plate: WA11Y G4RY 🚙
 
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The Waitrose he goes to is mainly full of people over the age of 65 who probably have no idea the Gary Eats channel exists.
 
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Certainly...

ChatKFC says:

Gary Eats is probably earning roughly:

£5,000–£10,000 per month from YouTube ads

Possibly £10k–£15k+ total including sponsorships/freebies/other platforms

Main reasons:

Around 450k+ subscribers

Likely 4–6 million monthly views

Food channels usually earn decent ad rates compared with gaming or prank content

Big caveat:

If most views are Shorts, earnings could be much lower

Viral long-form videos pay far better

In short:
Comfortable full-time income, but probably not “Dubai penthouse and rented Lamborghini” money. More “nice semi-detached in Essex and an air fryer the size of a tumble dryer.”

What would he earn for one video with 650K Views in the 1st 24 hours

If a video did 650,000 views in 24 hours, a realistic estimate is:
£500–£1,500 if it’s mostly Shorts traffic
£2,000–£5,000+ if it’s a normal long-form review video with strong UK/US viewers

For his sort of channel, I’d guess:

Around £2k–£4k for that one video
…just from YouTube ads.

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

See the Darren John Thread to see who has tried to jump on the bandwagon.
+ the danny and garry channel, + book sales
 
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it felt very rambling and odd. Like his made up examples didn't even seem real? And he went on a rant about how many YouTuber mates he has, as you say his supermarket of choice, odd drop in by a Gary fan.
Where was he filming this epic? In the street? Why? He could have done it at home or in his Fiesta, would make more sense than standing outside somewhere with Joe Public passing by.
 
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Where was he filming this epic? In the street? Why? He could have done it at home or in his Fiesta, would make more sense than standing outside somewhere with Joe Public passing by.
well quite particularly given the level of risk he appears to be under-someone tell RAVEC quick so they can consider his security-for such a high profile figure
 
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Where was he filming this epic? In the street? Why? He could have done it at home or in his Fiesta, would make more sense than standing outside somewhere with Joe Public passing by.
He dropped the optics ball on his chosen public location for feeling so scared in public lol
 
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Just had a look and it has had 780 000 views, and your man Greeno is in the comments crying as well. Sick of this lot, totally up themselves.
 
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