Gabriella Lindley #81 Oh, Gabbeh.

[Wickedtown]

Gabby is a strange one. She's probably gone on more flights and hikes this year to impress her girlfriend than she's ever been on trains to bond with to her family.

She's already said in a Q&A that she shan't be visiting baby Jude much because the train system in the UK isn't good. Much more difficult than, you know, boarding a 7 hour flight to mooch around Costco and Walmart for 90 days.

 

[Back rolls]

Gabby being a drug-taking lesbian who flies to America on her own and has her tits and bum out and is sociable is truly not how I envisioned 2023

The fallout is going to be immense

 

[Juststopit]

Girls my boyfriend posted a photo of the thermostat at work yesterday saying it was too hot in the office. Should I dump him?

Ask if he sees anything in this photo

 

[Albi]

Share her work with the world??? She out here acting like Gobs is William Shakespeare

Perfect time to bring this back

 

[freshgossip5]

Ask him what his feelings are on women with low body confidence wearing shorts. Or what does he think about grass?

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Tried to ask him but he had to dash off to an emergency cricket match

 

[Doc]

The fact Gabboo hates her father when she has a carbon copy of his personality will never not be funny to me.
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By the way, did you know we are almost at our 5 year anniversary for Gabby threads? You are som funny bitches, I've just been cackling at the thread titles. #32 reminds me of the Beatles' White Album

Gabriella Lindley - aka VelvetGhstedByAllMates
#2 - Gh0sted by her boyfriend, keeps moving flats, buys lots of tat
#3 - Broken nose, paint fume woes, pooped in a box and everybody knows
#4 - Painting obsessed, life is a mess, did I mention my PO Box address?
#5 - Tinned tomatoes and bacon fat, spent £395k on a flat full of tat
#6 - Social isolation, paint inhalation, check out my room transformation
#7 - Tweet deleter, animal crossing cheater, hoarder of Nelson's excreter
#8 - Crying on the loo, flat stinks of poo, sorry Gobbie Jane can't come to rescue you!
#9 - Nice one Gabby, that singing made my baby cry
#10 - lockdown perfection, no human connection, but got my B12 injection
#11 - Caught breaking government guidelines, Jane's hiding in the sidelines!
#12 - She's gallstone-y, but we know she's a phony
#13 - eat what I like and deal with the pain, that's right I'm insane
#14 - Hambugs and cobblestones, balayage and insta moans
#15 - She's a phoney, she's a fake, jaw as sharp as a Jaffa Cake
#16 - I delete my tweets, I'm SO neat, have you heard I hate the heat?
#17 - brat overfeeds her cat, eats like a rat and marches round her flat
#18 - This little piggy cried until Jane drove all the way to Hove
#19 - Juniper Moon, business tycoon, don't follow her account too soon
#20 - made up fella, using Nellie's anus to contact Zoella
#21 There's Margot, Celeste & Gavin the ghost...
#22 - See you sewn Jewniper Mewn, off to eat bacon & sleep until newn
#23 - Loving lockdown, closed her shop down
#24 - copycat art, lasagne bath, blocking to deal with the aftermath
#25 - closing shop, followers drop, must be time for another op?
#26 - Wee scummy trolls on the attack, Jewniper Jane will sue you new the mean and back
#27 - New collection from juniper moon? Bet she won't address plagiarism allegations anytime soon
#28 - Monika's collecshun is my inspirashun. Dis I mention my operashun?
#29 - Oh Christmas Tree, no Christmas tree, Gabby's got NO Christmas tree
#30 - Juniper Jane ravels by train, Gabbie is having an operashun again
#32 -
#33 - Bl0cked! The Loosical - A Fabulous Story of Little Miss Pooinabox
#34 - Empath? You're havin' a laugh! Get back in your lasagne bath
#35 - Jane would drive 500 miles and Jane would drive 500 more
#36 - Hammy Trotter and the Prisoners of Gabkaban
#37 - International Shipping Expert
#38 - Butternut squash for a head, only relevant because of this thread
#39 - Can buy friends, can buy bots, but nobody forgets what she did in a box
#40 - Shame her friends are playing emergency cricket
#41 - Hamsexual
#42 - Delete this thread before I take legal action
#43 - The only disrespect here is her outfit
#44 - Gab's gone mad for off links, is it her box or attitude that stinks
#45 - I'm sad because I can't eat crisps
#46 - Another operation and complication, sausage and gravy segregation
#47 - I'd rather be me my darling, have a lovely day sweetie pie
#48 - Mirabell, Mirabell on the wall, Gabby's the biggest two of all
#49 - Grace? All the Grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on
#50 - Flop shop, too much stock, did you know I had an Op?
#51 - Live, laugh, Lasagne Bath
#52 - Who's gonna tell her? Grandad's secret ingredient is salmonella
#53 - Hewcus Pewcus, your launch is attrewshus
#54 This tweet has been deleted
#55 - The best way new spread Christmas cheer is new have surgery at the end of the year
#56 - Fairytale of New Pork
#57 - 100k richer but everyone's ditched her
#58 - album: done, hair: in a bun, friends: none
#59 - moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan
#60 - Flippers are out, bolognese is congealed. Who's that? It's Philip Schofield
#61 - The one where she finally leaves the house
#62 - I got 99 sewfas and an obese son
#63 - risking her life for a £3 movie... cewt
#64 - Salt
#65 - Doesn't vibe with Aries. Calls vaginas fairies
#66 - iWork (iPromise)
#67 - Total nutter, snacking on butter, career down the gutter
#68 - sew much pain, help me Jane, faking birthday cards but can't spell her name
#69 - Buttergate, Summer hate, making her period a personality trait
#70 - Little Miss Bitter Butter Bitch
#71 - Festerning at Jane's morn until noon, socials as dead as Jewniper Mewn
#72 - They tried to make me gew to reham, I said new new new
#73 - I'm the Margot of the friendship group
#74 - That's just hew I ham
#75 - Operashun in Spain, fallout with Jane, talking to a catfish online again
#76 - hellew yew
#77 - hambidextrous, peek a bewb playing rascal
#78 - Mewlin Rewge, New much feed, murder karaoke while I flash one bewb
#79 - New Pork City
#80 - In the US ignoring mum, instead she's doing Cam up the bum

 

[freshgossip5]

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"Works so hard" ? Tbf fair play to gabby for being able to keep her cat fishing up for so long, we know gabby better than Alan does!

Are the cool projects and videos in the room with us right now?

 

[Celery16]

 

[Juststopit]

Can we tempt her....go on Gabby...you know you want to..look at this indoor thermometer.....give in....show us your thermostat

 

[Fillyjonk]

 

[Blueblue123]

I swear I have a memory of Gabbie saying she was looking into/planning on getting a sperm donor to have a baby on her own? Am I making this up?

She also said she was recording an album, changing her name to Mona, moving houses, relocating to America, going blonde...

 

[RandomAlpaca22]

Gabbriella Lindley #82 my surgeries were free and the ASA are on to me!!!

 

[evac90]

It doesn’t matter how many times I see it, videoing your own face looking around pretending you’re not being filmed and smiling at imaginary people makes me cringe inside out

 

[Juststopit]

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no comment in the puerile caption, but why the fuck are they on a tour of all the discount shops? Iceland and now Poundland? Is this Gabby's equivalent of introducing cam to target and Walmart?

We are in Gabbys broke era

 

[oned44]

Just here to add my #velvetbl0cked tale. When she was sharing pro choice posts about the abortion situation in America, I messaged her and said I’m so glad she’s sharing this message about ‘your body your choice’, however it feels a little contradictory after spending months slamming people for choosing not to get a cewvid vaccine

Not trying to start a big thing here or defend Gabby, but those two things aren’t really comparable? One of those decisions affects other living people, the other does not.

 

[mrshb91]

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Notice how she made the nail tech cut her index and middle finger down shorter so everyone knows she’s getting some action

 

[LeithMower]

 

[SweetpeaCacti]

My sister (who was a legit fan) was #velvetbl0cked for asking her shop acc when juniper moon was reopening so she could get some stuff for her and her friends for finishing school. This was about 3 months ago? Blocked on her shop, home & personal all over a genuinely innocent message.
She tweeted her screenshots of the message and asked why and if it was a mistake - instantly velvetblOcked on twitter too!
Let's just say it instantly turned my sister off being a fan...then I showed her the wiki - horrified fun sister bonding though!

 

[Celery16]

Whatever Gabbie says about hating men, and whether she’s gay or not, I think Gabbie has always sought male approval above friendships and relationships with women. She has never been able to get on with women, and whilst still being awkward and giddy around men, she’s less blunt and rude with them, because subconsciously she’s seeking their approval. I think most of the blokes back in the day were more tolerant of her than any of the women were, Alfie being the exception. She actually likes men, not necessarily romantically (although I think she does ) and male friendships suit her, because she’s always a monumental cunt to other women out of jealously and FOMO. Looks and appearance are everything to Gabbie, and women are always competition ( she definitely thought she was the beautiful one at the New York meet up ) so being friends with a man, there is no threat.

 

[Wickedtown]

A new low has been reached...Cam posted their sex playlist on tumblr (and yes they have sex whilst listening to Taylor Swift)