Gabriella Lindley #47 I’d rather be me my darling, have a lovely day sweetie pie

[Kangaroope]

As requested, I present to you… Gabbingo!
Good luck everyone. May your hairdressers be full of ham, your boxes full of shit, and the odds be ever in your favour

 

[Wickedtown]

"I'm always cold unless I'm hot" Christ what would we do without her valuable intellect and insight

 

[Randomlyorange]

This was a quick one so apologies for how short it is!

Nellies Predicament 4: The Delivery.
In this episode, Nellie gets a surprise delivery in more ways than one. CW for poop references

 

[Juststopit]

This is the same girl who thought she shouldn't like Jesus Christ Superstar because she's an atheist, she probably just doesn't think she can like Hamilton because she isn't a founding father of the USA

 

[Amandaleigh]

I think Gobby has competition for the worst prints I’ve ever seen

 

[FlimityFlamity]

Did anyone notice the shape of her concealer in her latest video?

 

[Wickedtown]

"really out here" "yall sleeping on" "chat is immaculate" "I vibe" EUUUGH my skin crawls, especially when her vocabulary in real life amounts to "gosh my sewfa is sew nice isn't it Jane"

 

[CorneliusFudge]

I find it remarkably unbelievable that she went to a grammar school but also, she claims she only just found out he was in the England squad… is her memory that poor???

 

[IABU]

I bet she’s absolutely buzzing about this

 

[Wickedtown]

personally I'm getting the shivers from gabby being sat in her flat on a warm summer evening like this one, tucked up on her sweaty sofa under a thick tog duvet

 

[lira]

It's like looking at mother and daughter also love the wonky eyes in the thumbnail one

 

[jackolantern]

Gallbladder: Tokoyo Drift killed me off 🥲

*Gallbladder: Thurgoland Drift

 

[Doc]

Bets on her mum having left/ planned to leave very soon?
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The source of your pain is your fucking Munchousen syndrome. That will be £300 please, Gabbingo.

 

[judgejohndeed]

She sees herself as upbeat, happy and positive ???? does that stuff she’s taken make you high?!

 

[jackolantern]

Thread suggestion

Gabriella Lindley #48 Mirabell, Mirabell on the wall, Gabbys the biggest twot of all

 

[jackolantern]

She's put it on Twitter as well

How can you hate fucking GRASS?! She is literally reaching a depth of bitter, wretched hatred I can’t even comprehend to exist other than in a psychopath tbqh.

 

[Fillyjonk]

Imagine having one working lung, being so hearing impaired you have to lip-read, having had a tumour the size of an orange, multiple allergies, sinus problems, endew and a list of further ailments longer than her forehead and STILL not being prioritised for a covid jab. 🥲

 

[Alrighthunxo]

Georgia does not give a damn! Unfollow by Gab currently pending

 

[Juststopit]

lol but what excuse will she have to buy cupboard from ikea now? FOR THE STORAGE GUYS, only business owners would understand

OFFICE MAKEOVER *emotional*
Hello everyone. As you all know I am a sewper successfull business woman, with a sewper popular shop, Jewniper Mewn. What you might not know, because I'm sewper private about my private life and you only see 3.8% of my days, is I am sewper poorly. Like the most poorly my consultant and surgeons have ever seen. They were like "wow Gabriella, you are so poorly". And it is because I'm so morbidly poorly I am sad to say I just can't run Jewniper Mewn anymore. I'm heartbroken and Jane is too. Tell them you're bloody heartbroken Jane or I swear to god I'll...
ANYWAY. Now I can't run my sew cute small business, I need to RENOVATE my office and store room into a hospital room so I can focus all my energy on being the most poorly anyone has ever been.
So if anyone is interested in buying all these ewnits, and can pick them up in Brighton, let me know.

 

[Juststopit]

Who called it?