Funny/weird names for body parts

[Clickbait]

Reading a funny post in a celeb thread made me remember a conversation I had with friends at university about names given to private parts when we were younger. The worst was one girl whose mum called her vagina her “money box” - I mean the connotations of that

Thought it might be a bit of lighthearted fun to share other names we’d heard for various body parts.

 

[Pot2PeeIn]

I can’t take credit for the inspiration of this-

Clam packet- heard it on TikTok and the girl who said it regularly has me in absolute fits!

 

[Mulholland Drive]

I always found "coccyx" immensely funny for some odd reason. It sounds almost rude, but not quite.

Also makes for a great Scrabble word too

 

[BasilRathbon]

I call my left kneecap Kevin. I don't have a name for my right kneecap though because what kind of nutter gives his right kneecap a name?

 

[PoleStar]

Todger and pork sword always crack me up.

 

[Clickbait]

Someone mentioned prison wallet the other day for an asshole

 

[Mulholland Drive]

"Lady Glove" has me in stitches sometimes

 

[Niknak]

Gubbins

 

[EllaEllaElla]

It's when you know someone irl named Fanny.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Gammon alley and prawn purse always make me laugh

 

[Mulholland Drive]

Wet Lettuce is a common one round these parts

 

[Latala]

The word Norks always makes me smile
Also the comments “fanny like a punched lasagna” & “fanny like a ripped out fire place”

 

[Pinkblush]

Boobs - clackers, fun bags, head lamps, milk, jugs, chest puppies

Downstairs
men - custard launcher, twig and giggle berries, pork sword, pecker, trouser snake, yoghurt gun
Women - tuppence, prawn purse, foof, clowns pocket, growler, fur tea cup

 

[265]

Boobs - Bristol Cities (now a banned term) Knockers.

Women south of the border - Kebab

Men's dick - Dong, Pork Clarinet.

 

[ChloChlo]

I have no idea how it came about but a Penis was known as an aardvark in our household as a kid.

Me and my sister referred to our bits as doo dars.

Although somewhat derogatory I've always found beef curtains and wizards sleeve hilarious.

 

[openbook1]

When I was very little, fairy for a vagina and pimples for my nipples (boobs)

 

[PoleStar]

Someone mentioned prison wallet the other day for an asshole

That's a new one on me and totally hilarious, love it!

 

[WilmaHun]

Wizards sleeve

 

[Itsallaboutmememe]

When mine where small,I let them choose their own words for their genitals (they knew vagina and penis where the correct terms)
the girls went for ‘lady area’ and ‘bits’
the boys called theirs ‘my conkers’ and ‘my richard’
duck only knows where ‘Richard‘ came from but it made them happy

 

[BasilRathbon]

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