Friends

[chickenlittle367]

“I was scared you’d cry and then show it to me”
“You gave me a teenie weenie”
“Didn’t she walk with a cane? ONLY WHEN IT WAS DAMP!”
“You were my first kiss with Rachel? You were my first kiss… ever!!”
“What did I marry into?”
“Paper, snow… a ghost”
“Pick up the sock Judy, pick up the sock!!!!”
“I went to that tanning place your wife suggested. Was that place, the sun???”
“Custard GOOD, Jam GOOD, Meat GOOD!”
“And yet I never run into Beyoncé”
“How many cameras are on you?”
“You opened all of our wedding presents? You kissed another woman? Call it even? Okay!”

These are some of my fave quotes haha

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

“I was scared you’d cry and then show it to me”
“You gave me a teenie weenie”
“Didn’t she walk with a cane? ONLY WHEN IT WAS DAMP!”
“You were my first kiss with Rachel? You were my first kiss… ever!!”
“What did I marry into?”
“Paper, snow… a ghost”
“Pick up the sock Judy, pick up the sock!!!!”
“I went to that tanning place your wife suggested. Was that place, the sun???”
“Custard GOOD, Jam GOOD, Meat GOOD!”
“And yet I never run into Beyoncé”
“How many cameras are on you?”
“You opened all of our wedding presents? You kissed another woman? Call it even? Okay!”

These are some of my fave quotes haha

Same episode
Tiny salt shakers
Awww, for tiny salt

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

"Wish me luck"
"GOOD LUCK!"
"I said wish it!"

 

[Guacamole]

When Rachel and Amy are fighting at Monica and chandler’s thanksgiving dinner

PHOEBE: “oh my god should we stop this!!?”

JOEY : “are you outta your mind let’s throw some jello on em !!”

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Emma’s birth certificate says “Geller” but her eyes say “Mukherjee”

Indian accent- “This is Vikram”
The full uncut clip for anyone that’s never seen it

 

[sleepingpanda]

“MIKE”


And the rest was history

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

I do Raquel

This gets quoted in our house whenever Graziano from Strictly is on TV.

Another one that my husband says a lot is "Nick with his rock hard pecs and his giant man nipples" which he uses to refer to our neighbour who is called Nick, but definitely does not have rock hard pecs. Dunno about his nipples and don't wanna know either... but it's impossible to say Nick in any other way.

 

[potatowaffler]

Just watched ‘the one where joey loses his insurance’, got to be one of my Faves

‘Heyyy Timmy, I’ve got a surprise for you’

‘Im here to audition for ‘man’’
‘Do you mean ‘dying man?’’
‘YES’

‘Is it okay with you if I scream until you say action?’
‘Uh, sure’
‘Aggghhhhhhhtake good care of your mama, son’

‘So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when… Oh bloody ‘ell’

 

[klarakluckbag]

I can still remember the first time that me and my husband watched the episode where the girls lose their apartment...
"What is Chandler Bing's job?"
I swear that our reaction was exactly the same as Monica and Rachel's, the blank look, the dawning realisation that you've been asked an unanswerable question....Noooooo!!!

 

[sleepingpanda]

I can still remember the first time that me and my husband watched the episode where the girls lose their apartment...
"What is Chandler Bing's job?"
I swear that our reaction was exactly the same as Monica and Rachel's, the blank look, the dawning realisation that you've been asked an unanswerable question....Noooooo!!!

“TRANSPOSTER”

“THATS NOT EVEN A WORDDD”

 

[Fanny Muchmore]

"I want you to have a job that you love, not statistical analysis and data reconfiguration."

"I quit, and you learn what I do?"

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

"I want you to have a job that you love, not statistical analysis and data reconfiguration."

"I quit, and you learn what I do?"

How do you know how to do that?!

Chandler: That's what I do now.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Chandler‘s job interview. I love the incredulous way the interviewer says “poo???”.

 

[nbt]

How do you know how to do that?!

Chandler: That's what I do now.

What I do do?

 

[SwishSwing]

What I do do?

Hehe do do.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Let’s talk about your duties
You’ll have a lot of duties

 

[sleepingpanda]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

this thread has been such a comfort over the last few weeks 🫶 I hope we carry on in 2024

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Here’s to a crappy new year
I love sharing my favourite quotes with all of you

 

[Luce0331]

Friends turns 30 this year

 

[themuffinwoman]

My mum fell asleep before midnight last night so I said to her “you fell asleep???”