Formula 1 Wags #77

[aac_124]

Turns out I sent max a dm last night also

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

No idea what was going on with my quoting in that last post



YES! BALD VAG GOALS

While we're talking about vags, I worked with someone who decide to "freshen up" before she went for her smear by giving a quick sprsy of what she thought was deodorant. Went for the smear, all good and at the end the (male) doctor made a comment about how not everyone makes such an effort before they come in and have it done. So my friend nods and smiles awkwardly, thinking that's a bit weird surely everyone has a freshen up beforehand, goes home, thinks nothing more of it until she goes to the toilet later on and realises it was not deodorant that she sprayed but glitter hairspray, her fanny was like a disco ball

 

[Pole er bear]

After 222km, Valtteri brings Tiffany their gin and tonic and a pat on the back
He also handed her water bottles and shouted times throughout the race. Squids yall are cute but this is some real level love and couple ing
Ps she got 3rd! Podium!

 

[monza]

JUST STOP WITH THIS PIERRE FFS

You can't play Italy card on me it's not fair game. I don't even stand a chance tesoro mio

 

[aidil]

get the beta blockers! @iona.a.smith @aidil

I AM HAPPY TO SHARE THE WEALTH

“Haven’t checked his calves” crying! I love this thread so much!

I’m currently sitting on top of a moor with my dog in the arse end of nowhere howling with laughter at this thread for context:

 

[What's your point]

That wedding cake looked pitiful. I have. Baked better to take into work when someone I dont like leaves.

 

[iona.a.smith]

*inset Daniel Ricciardo voice here*
VALTERRI BOTTASSSS

 

[StephenTJackson]

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Can someone explain to me what they’ve done to this yacht ‘marina’?! Is that painted on water? I am confused

I hope it's pissing down with rain to ruin the sunny marina party vibe they are going for. This is not what an F1 race should be.

 

[deadgirlinside]

Lemme just balance things with a happy Kimi!

 

[Blablabla29]

Morning everyone! Waking up to just 12 pages to read about carpet and lemon was not what i was expecting .
Never thought i would said that but i like valtterri more and more. He seems like a funny guy and really happy since he joined Alfa.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Stephen are you Ok…..this is very PG13 from you

I was just thinking the same thing I expected FILTH from @StephenTJackson

My reputation precedes me.

I don't always post filth. Sometimes my heart melts more than my dick gets hard and I just focus on the love I have for guys rather than my lust. And in full on feeling full of love for Pierre tonight. So I'm less about riding his dick on the boat and just want to love him.

Although I will climb on him and ride his dick right there on the boat.

 

[maisie20]

My granny whenever I wore a v neck top or had my shoulders uncovered

 

[Jessicam1712]

White shirt

 

[NINAA]

Cuties

Am I the only one that really really don’t like her dress… it looks so cheap for a wedding soznotsoz

 

[valen_]

Yes it’s painted and I sincerely hope someone is dumb enough to try and jump in

 

[Pole er bear]

Here's leclerc family content for lack of norris family content

 

[kubnikol]

Yeeeees

 

[deadgirlinside]

Also, the fact that half of this thread is getting horned up for Pierre makes me scared this might happen to Esteban sooner or later

I can't get myself to be horny for a Frenchman

 

[kubnikol]

and of course we can’t forget Max

 

[lni33]

Have a good evening guys! I’m off out to the pub so probs won’t be able to keep up with the thread (slightly scared what I’m going to come back to after last night )