Formula 1 Wags #14

[savanahablues]

Italian Jesus

 

[Rubythefirebat]

After today storm, I kinda respect the way Max was all over Kelly's insta before they went official. He has balls. All these hints/hiding are lame from the Pierre/Lando/Dan trio.

 

[savanahablues]

The Haas boys…guess who is who

 

[Futtrit]

Pierre and Yuki

 

[deadgirlinside]

And this is the reason why Seb is my favorite racer. A good man, loyal to Hanna and has a funny bone.

I think we should find our own Sebs, ladies and gents. Ditch the Daniels and look for Sebs. I think there are many guys out there.

 

[itdoesntmatterdoesit]

Lando ALWAYS credits the team and McLaren and never ever speaks highly of himself (when hes being serious) hes like the antithesis of DR...Lando talks on the track and Daniel barks in the paddock

"I never left" well bitch where have you been

 

[xoxogossip_girl]

Had to be done.

I enjoy and welcome all of your DR theories. But I am seeing red flags left right and centre atm my g's.

 

[potatowaffles]

Also love how the last thread descended into absolute chaos while the poll at the top had Danny winning by a country mile.

Oh Danny Danny Danny.

What a sad little life Danny, you’ve ruined my night completely, so you could get a shag. I hope you spend it on getting some lessons on not being a fuck boy, becuase you have as much fuck boy as a lads all expenses paid trip to magaluf

 

[Madjoo]

BTW

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE AND ONLY

CHARLES MARC HERVÉ PERCEVAL LECLERC

 

[Futtrit]

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Lando’s on his way! Bring on the America content

Captain Lando on the intercom "it's Friday then....."

 

[welshgirl123]

Why tf are so many people having sex in Feb....

tattle bitches are a result of Valentine’s Day sex

 

[Wightgirl]

I went to bed during thread 13 when DR was everyone’s fave (not mine I must admit) and woke up to 19 pages of new thread (!!!!) and a parallel universe where DR is no longer king

 

[AlexaJames90]

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But how do we know deuxmoi literally didn’t get this “tea” from this fking thread?

 

[AlexaJames90]

I’m Alexa James and I’d like to again welcome you all to the roast of Daniel Ricciardo...

 

[AlexaJames90]

You’re welcome exhaust yourselves using it

 

[moshi_]

I MEAN… genetics really did bless him.

 

[Futtrit]

Lando.

 

[ghostyhost]

Go bald.

Hello 911? Id like to report a murder

 

[Futtrit]

My only comment is never trust anyone who doesn't like dogs!

 

[welshgirl123]

I think we might need a general recap after the madness of this thread. There was a lot to catch up on while I was asleep. Maybe we should have it at the start for the newbies! Anyone feel free to correct me on the below.



Lewis = single but may like threesomes. The more feet the better. Also Roscoe

Valterri Tiffany

Max Kelly (ex & baby daddy is Daniil Kyvat)

Checo Carola

Charles Charlotte (his ex girlfriends ex friend)

Carlos Isa

Daniel = single but Heidi

Lando = single but Lui

Pierre Kat (not to be confused with his ex Cate)

Yuki = single?

George Carmen

Nicholas/Nicky Sandra/Sandy

Seb Hanna

Lance Sara

Esteban Elena

Fernando Linda

Kimi Minttu

Antonio/Italian Jesus = single

Mick Justine



That’s everyone we need to know about. As you were!

italian Jesus has a girlfriend, they’re super private though