Friday
Bonjourrrrrr mes petits poiszzzzz! Je suis arrivé à Baku et je suis prêt à soutenir mon hommeeeeee! Oh sorry, I forgot I was talking to you English-speaking plebs for a second, I’m just spending so much time with Pierre now you see - I’m basically french. I’m keeping it understated today, I don’t want to overshadow my man while he does his thing. I’m just going to drink my café and stand about looking chic and moody
Saturday
Cha spent all night messaging me Pinterest photos of beige outfits. God I’m so over it, if I’m going to spend all day next to her in magnolia and brown HELL then I better bring some colour to the paddock. Sneaky bit of bra peeping through cos Pierre needs some motivation to step on the throttle
Sunday
What a day! Some genius unscrewed all the drain covers on track last night and it definitely wasn’t me… What a shame all those cars lost their chassis’s sending my man from P16 to the podium
Now move out of my way, I need to be front row so Pierre can spray me with the champers for the cameras
Allez!