Formula 1 #5

[StephenTJackson]

Who's tense then?

Very tense. Turn 1 could be a mess.

I'm just grateful F1 cars don't stall like F2 cars.

 

[Lucia]

Oh bless him Yuki. Poor lad I think we all know what he meant but it just came out so wrong. Now it looks stalker like. we all still love ya Yuki ya daft sod!

Tbf we'd all quite like to bed Pierre

 

[StephenTJackson]

Yesss!! I want to see them spar in the ring tbh. More angry Daddy Toto please.

Honestly, until Sunday when he marched up the pitlane and Wolff smashed his headphones, Toto never actually did anything for me. But suddenly I want him to smash me against his desk like his headphones.

 

[lena.d]

This is gonna be another very good dts episode. Tbh every episode is gonna rock next year

Watching Carlos on the podium...I think he is sad too for Lando. Bless him

 

[StephenTJackson]

Toto marching down the pit lane there looked so hot!

 

[StephenTJackson]

That was not a penalty for Gasly. Alonso was driving like a batty pensioner at the early stages of the race. Punting Mick as well.

 

[xoxogossip_girl]

BREAKING NEWS

Cyril got his tattoo.

 

[Rubythefirebat]

Wow, Carlos is sexy in that backward cap! Ferrari should change his merch to black caps, looks way better with the red suit than the all red madness.

 

[conrea37]

I know some middle Eastern countries are quite strict on you following their rules, like no PDAs unless you are married.

Not sure if these are 'extra' compared to normal though.

This all really pisses on 'we race as one'

It's rights out and away we go!

Not mine, I see it posted all the time

 

[Futtrit]

30 seconds of missionary once a month, I'd stake my entire net worth on it.

30 seconds of missionary sounds like a band!

I tell you who DOESN'T do 30 seconds of missionary.....

 

[StephenTJackson]

Maybe boring to say but don't the cars look so good under the lights. Did make me laugh when Sky F1 said about the bonfire under Max's car the sparks were

The cars always look stunning under the lights. And the sparks flying are Just looks so dramatic.

 

[conrea37]

Unless they're in Europe, I don't think Triple Headers should be a thing. The amount of logistics, time zone changes, emissions, and mental health stress on everyone involved is crazy. Not to mention we're still dealing with a pandemic.

Would've made more sense to do Qatar, Saudi Arabia then Abu Dhabi together.

 

[StephenTJackson]

All these celebrities and Brundle trying to speak to them and getting shunned is making me CRINGE

Martin and the celebs never goes well.

They don't know who he is. He doesn't give a fuck about them, and most don't know anything about F1 anyway.

 

[xoxogossip_girl]

Honestly good on Mercedes and their socials team for tweeting a message of support for Yuki. He's so young, in his rookie year, away from home with probably a minimal support system and this is how he's treated as a Red Bull academy driver? Horner and Helmut especially need to be replaced in the next few years and I can guarantee they could have a more successful team with two happy drivers, not just one who lives in Max's shadow and a junior team they seem to take all frustrations out on.

 

[moshi_]

Almost all of us after this race.

 

[xoxogossip_girl]

Bottas with another BU upgrade?

 

[Futtrit]

Lando/Carlos drama again. I can just imagine them making out

Edited, you're welcome!

 

[moshi_]

McLaren covering for Lando saying it was a team decision. It seemed like more of a Lando call from the radio
I understand protecting your driver but surely this is a chance for him to learn that the team on the wall have more information then him.

They will most likely deal with it internally. No need to call him out publicly. He feels shitty as it is.

 

[Lucia]

I know everyone raves about George but Lando is flipping awesome

 

[StephenTJackson]

I really think Max is taking the piss and not being a fair/safe driver now. What an immature little idiot he's being. It's so disappointing

Max has always been the dangerous driver he started his F1 career as being. He was tamed for a while when the car wasn't quite competitive enough, but he's gone back to early days of Mad Max I think at times.