Fopperholic #77 mutton dressed as lamb, livin for the gram!

[WalterMittyfan]

Cankles, mankles and prsamples

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Loving catching up and reading everyone’s childhood stories I was brought up on a council estate by a single mother with my two younger siblings, my dad was abusive so not in the picture much (he’s passed away now due to mental illness sadly but we all made peace in his later years). We didn’t have a pot to piss in but my mum truly did her best yes we wore hand me downs and shopped at netto but we were HAPPY. We played in the street, went on bike rides, went to the seaside, went to butlins for our holidays.. I am lucky enough to have a good well paid job as does my partner (and my siblings - all down to my mum ) and I am so careful not to spoil my daughter, even though it would be so easy to just buy her an outfit I’ve seen while scrolling on insta even though her wardrobe is full, or buy her a toy when we’re out shopping to shut her up if she’s having a tantrum, or to book another soft play or zoo trip when in reality we have a lovely home and garden so why wouldn’t we stay in and appreciate it. Fopps is creating 2 monsters I’m sorry to say and I know that sounds harsh but it’s disgusting to watch. She is absolutely everything I aspire not to be as a parent and I find it even more fascinating as my child is the exact same age as the boys. I’m 11 years younger than her but I tell you now I would run fucking rings round her

 

[Newmumontheblock]

Fopperholic thread suggestion : fopperholic is the worst kind of mum but desperate to be an Instahun

 

[Monkey47]

So I had a reply from paultons about me suggesting chelsea.... you have to apply for influencer tickets so she has actually asked for them when she can clearly afford them herself!!!!!

 

[theeyeroller]

Anyone who leaves their kids in a gym creche when they don’t need to, sticks them in nursery in a pandemic when they don’t need to, leaves them to cry, forces them to nap and sticks them in bed before 7 on a summer’s night when family are coming over clearly is not the sort of person who phones about her kids and talks about them all night on a night away! She is such a bullshitter.

 

[Monkey47]

Not surprised it's not cheap to go there and she doesn't need free tickets or deserve them. She doesn't even have a proper job and what she does try and pass off as work is shit

I’ve actually just messaged paultons and suggested that if they want to look at gifting to Instagram pages with large followers why not Chelsea. She has 108 and after the year they have had that family are absolutely deserving of a free day out. Probably fall on deaf ears but makes me feel better I’ve tried

 

[Mancnet]

Waiting for this comment to get a response!

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

Urgh that latest post so the boys were little shits all morning and it’s because they’re still adjusting to the last year. I would love to know what she thinks the effects of the last year have had on them? They’ve had both parents at home for the majority of it with a practical park in their garden, I would say that was a pretty privileged year for toddlers! Come back with your woe is me when you’ve done 16 months work in the nhs during a pandemic, when you have coped with home schooling and working full time, when you’re child has missed their final year at primary and all that goes with it. And I think we’re lucky that we’ve survived with our jobs in tact.

Nicola - they’re 2 - they’re all little shits from time to time at that age - deal with it. God she’s pissed me off tonight!

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

She’d love to do something for her 40th?? Give over woman it’s been and gone! You poured a pornstar martini out of a milk jug remember that’s the 40th you deserved to be fair

 

[ChubClubThug]

I love it when she does one of her shitty videos trying to set the "rumours" straight the anger radiates from her spitty eyes, her voice goes 6th gear chav and she bangs on about absolutely everything spoken about on Tattle

 

[reCAPTCHA]

Howling that she lay in a darkened hotel room to get them to sleep at 7pm (#controlfreak) only for them to both be awake from 3.30am.

They're tattlers these boys

 

[Eye_roll_central]

Wouldn’t it of been lovely if the likes of Chelsea and her little family were given free tickets after the year they have had instead of Freeloader Fopps and her bored, exhausted looking threenagers?! Those boys won’t know what a “treat” day out is when they are older!! Everyday they go somewhere where most families call a treat! They are going to be so spoilt and unappreciative. Not their fault at all.

Also Fopps is defo not a size 8 from the waist down.

 

[theeyeroller]

£50 for this more money than any sense Nikki! Also why do we need 4 photos and a story about it, it's fucking horrible like you Fropps

Looks like Inspector Gadget designed that dress. It’s similar to his coat. Lovely baggy arms too to easily get gadgets (or boiled eggs/ protein bars) up and down Joking aside, she is literally everything that’s wrong with society, an absolute freeloader who would take anything for free, no inclination to get a proper worthwhile job, the absolute epitome of consumerism, shallow, crap mother and only cares about herself. How she has all these followers arse licking her I’ll never know.

 

[Onceupatime]

I think in the uk in general she’s called a c***

 

[lexiloo]

I have no words.....apart from.....what a fucking desperate dickhead

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

I fucking LOVE that my daughter who’s the same age as the boy’s (born sep 18) has been out of nappies for 3 months now. She made me feel like pure shite when they were babies and she said they slept 7-7 and mine was such a bad sleeper I was going round the twist. I ended up replying to her story at the time (I honestly no longer recognise the person I was then)and she fobbed me off with something like ‘no naps after 4pm!’ And I was like er if she’s tired I’m not gonna keep her awake to suit my agenda?!! Then she bought out that video addressing the ‘rumour’ about Chris paying for her life on ‘another platform’ and I was dying to know where people were discussing her.. so I googled fopperholic annoying and here I am xoxo

ETA I know all kids develop at different stages and I’m in no way shaming ANYBODY who’s child is still in nappies at this age but it’s just so blatant that at least ONE of them is ready, she just Cba. She’s holding them back for her own selfish lazy reasons and it’s fucking disgusting. Not like she’s got a full time job is it

 

[bettybutler]

Omg
You’ve gone away for the night and your in bed at 7:15pm with the kids waiting for them to go to sleep so you can turn the tv on Wow no words!!!!!!

 

[Computer says no]

Why would you filter a photo so badly that your artificial grass looks dead!

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Chelsea's twins are 3 today..... she's made her own balloon arch and the most amazing buffet.... again made by her...... the boys are in bright colourful clothes and a handmade Toy Story themed cake which has both boys names on it....... I can see they've had an extension on the back of the house (oven still in kitchen lol!) and it looks lovely..... you'd never know because she doesn't brag like others........ Now that's how you do a kids birthday and party Nicola..... so when you start begging for ideas maybe take a look at Chelsea's page ....

 

[Serious_Susan]

‘Busy life’ says the unemployed mum of two who has childcare 4/5 days of the working week. 🥲