Sandra_1984
Well-known member
We all get confused now, even she can not keep up with her web of lies.
Can't have caffine but necks that Pepsi like there's no tomorrow. And spends her life in Costa.
Leaves work to spend more time with beloved boys but then actually spends even less time with them than before.
Blonde with brains but can't even spell the most simple words or construct a coherent sentence.
Has loadsa money but can't afford to send the boys to nursery and has to give up her PT sessions as she can't afford them.
Hates her legs but wears leg revealing outfits at every opportunity.
Social butterfly with barely any friends.
Posh as hell but family are like something from shameless.
Smallest body size she's been since she's been an adult so had to buy new clothes recently, but just before she bought them she's suddenly gained about 10lbs but feels happy yet insecure about it.
Lost 3 stone in 3 months, but was actually closer to 2 stone.
Wanted to breastfeed and had every consultant under the sun to help her but never had intentions to do so, already had a ton of excuses at her disposal.
Mum of the year but kids always look bewildered when she tries to interact with them.
Wants a sheer and light foundation but settles on este laude double wear which has the consistency (and colour) of wet plaster.
Eats like a horse. A Lego horse.
This is chicken curry. No this is salmon curry. No chicken no salmon.....
Puts boys in own room at around 3 months then pretends they were 6 months.
Gives advice about how she do successfully takes dummys away from twins, when they never had them.
It's so easy to be confused. Even she is.
Oh
also forgot, I said it before in the last thread. The foodie who only ever eats at harvester or subway. Woman is a joke.
Can't have caffine but necks that Pepsi like there's no tomorrow. And spends her life in Costa.
Leaves work to spend more time with beloved boys but then actually spends even less time with them than before.
Blonde with brains but can't even spell the most simple words or construct a coherent sentence.
Has loadsa money but can't afford to send the boys to nursery and has to give up her PT sessions as she can't afford them.
Hates her legs but wears leg revealing outfits at every opportunity.
Social butterfly with barely any friends.
Posh as hell but family are like something from shameless.
Smallest body size she's been since she's been an adult so had to buy new clothes recently, but just before she bought them she's suddenly gained about 10lbs but feels happy yet insecure about it.
Lost 3 stone in 3 months, but was actually closer to 2 stone.
Wanted to breastfeed and had every consultant under the sun to help her but never had intentions to do so, already had a ton of excuses at her disposal.
Mum of the year but kids always look bewildered when she tries to interact with them.
Wants a sheer and light foundation but settles on este laude double wear which has the consistency (and colour) of wet plaster.
Eats like a horse. A Lego horse.
This is chicken curry. No this is salmon curry. No chicken no salmon.....
Puts boys in own room at around 3 months then pretends they were 6 months.
Gives advice about how she do successfully takes dummys away from twins, when they never had them.
It's so easy to be confused. Even she is.
Oh
also forgot, I said it before in the last thread. The foodie who only ever eats at harvester or subway. Woman is a joke.
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Not sure if this person is being sarcastic or not 
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