First World Problems

[GobShyte64]

I want to take up skateboarding but don’t have the money to set myself up right now. I’m having to settle for watching videos of other 30-something mums skating until I can afford to get started myself.

I want to do the rollerskating. I used to skate as a kid but that was when I was fearless. Im now 30 something and don't fancy falling flat on my face or wafting my arms round because I cant balance

 

[HoGi]

My husband just reminded me that we have fibre broadband being installed on the wall we normally have the Christmas tree on. So it means we can't put the Christmas tree in its usual spot

 

[no-no]

uni lecturers making you put your zoom camera on. I'm trying to fucking eat!!!

People are getting a real bee in their bonnet over this. Some are acting slighted by someone’s camera being off, just turn yours off you weirdo I understand scheduled meetings but we’re being told we’re rude for not having cams on for everything. Viva la phone call.

 

[Melian]

Having to input my pin. Problem is, I can't always remember it.

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Trolley wet from rain upon arriving at supermarket.

 

[dancingqueen5678]

buying something cause you wanted it when you were ill but now you're not as ill but you don't want it to go to waste so you have to eat it.

also the fact that bread has such a short date on it.

 

[ChubClubThug]

The cat wolfed down a pouch of Whiskas and then puked on the stairs. The only place in the house that has carpet.

My cats are elderly and always do this. They hide on my dining room chairs then leave me a trail of puke to help find them

They also like to crap in the litter tray... stand in it then walk it all through the conservatory and out the back door

 

[Jellybeanbelly]

My cleaner is having the day off and the baby was just sock all over the bed.

 

[emm]

Morrisons hot drinks machine was broken when I went in today so I had to have coke zero.

Coke Zero is awful, my corner shop had (somehow) run out of Diet Coke, I bought Coke Zero thinking it was the same

 

[Notorious PIG]

Going out for a meal tonight and having too much choice on the menu

I hate it when that happens. Especially when I study the menu for 30 mins, painstakingly narrow it down to three choices, pick option ‘x’, then when it arrives I kick myself for not picking ‘y’ or ‘z’ and spend the rest of the evening sulking, or worse still, looking round at other diners’ meals and getting insanely JEALOUS.

 

[Notredamn]

I can't open my jar of dorito dip and there's nobody here to do it for me. I never struggle to open jars either.

Try it with a washing up glove on!

 

[prozacprincess]

At some point I’m going to have to get out of this chair to fetch an iPad charger from upstairs

 

[Dogtanian]

I didn't have breakfast today because I was coming into the office and thought they were providing complimentary pastries.

Apparently that's every other week and not every week. I am starving. Haven't eaten anything since a peanut butter bagel at 4pm yesterday.

Suggestions box time....

 

[GladiatorReady]

Those crisps were underwhelming.

 

[Melian]

People knocking on the door instead of ringing the doorbell.

Or people who knock, then ring, then knock, then ring all within 10 seconds - give me a chance to get there!

People knocking on the window instead of using the intercom. And its someone who got the wrong house.

 

[dancingqueen5678]

I had one ask me 'If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be'. One of those 'oh, we're not like other companies, we let you wear jeans'. Bullshit.

how do you even answer that?! I've never considered fruit that closely. I love fruit but it's not something that has a personality to me

 

[Ibrokethegoddamnwheel]

Bought some pig in blanket flavour crisps, had them before and they were nice. Didn’t realise I’d picked up the ‘hot’ version of them, feels like my mouth is on fire. Are spicy pigs in blankets really a thing? They shouldn’t be.

 

[GladiatorReady]

Clothing just isn't designed for big boobs.

 

[Maid22]

So my first world problem re: shaving my legs before my massage has developed.

I washed my hair yesterday, which is a big deal as its huge and takes forever to dry, and she did a head massage! It was a new masseuse and I don't normally get head included with full body.

So it was a lovely surprise but it means I need to wash my hair again as its all oily

I get you on the hair washing, I hate washing mine, leave it for as long as possible!!

 

[rainbowlemon]

accidentally left out a pouch of dreamies (I know rookie mistake) woke up to find dreamies crumbs all over the floor, don't know why they bothered trying ot open it then not to eat them

Lol that's cat crack for my cat.