First World Problems

[Warpaint]

When you buy a book brand new then see a copy in every charity shop you go in for the next few days

 

[PinkMariner]

She is a proper C. I cannot remember how many times I asked her to go F herself.

Same! And then the snidely little wazzock gives me "hmmm, I'm sorry I don't understand". She boils my piss!

 

[emm]

TBH I'm a weirdo who prefers pepsi max out of the lot.

This really needs to be on the unpopular opinion thread

 

[dancingqueen5678]

When you’re sat in your car and someone parks next to you, opens their door and bumps you car

 

[Millennial Pink]

Weirdest one I've been asked was 'if you were an animal, what type of animal would you be'

I have also had couple of those types where they hand you a pen and say 'sell this pen to me'

I had one ask me 'If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be'. One of those 'oh, we're not like other companies, we let you wear jeans'. Bullshit.

 

[GladiatorReady]

I have to wait a few seconds before I can click 'skip' on that absolutely awful Christmas advert from Very.

 

[dancingqueen5678]

same for hair club. Mine dries in sections. So the front and back stays wet for ages but the sides dry relatively normally. If I go to bed with wet hair, the next morning it looks like Aslan's mane

 

[JustmeKC]

Sick of people redoing Christmas in January. Yeah pet, it was shit that you had covid and were well but needed to isolate like half the country, but stop expecting me to to be overjoyed that you want to make a sing song of yet another Christmas dinner now. Christmas falls on December 25th.

 

[no-no]

We’ve been told having cameras off is “rude” so I’m waiting for those who feel empowered by this nonsense to say something. People are getting out of hand with policing other peoples’ behaviour from a place of “offence”. It’s not harming anyone if you’re engaging just not staring gormlessly at a screen for a mundane meeting. Nobody needs to see me without make-up on

 

[loobyscoobydoo]

First time I've been able to have a proper lie in today in a few weeks, and I was wide awake at 7:30

 

[LittleMy]

I’m the same, also in the “thick/long hair club.”

I washed, dried and straightened my hair for the first time in ages this morning and it’s been chucking it down the whole day so now it’s gone all frizzy and curly.

 

[RadioCat]

Aldi have stopped stocking my favourite flavour cider from their range, it was salted caramel and apple. I tried an imitation from another brand but it’s not the same. Total first world problem!

 

[Millennial Pink]

how do you even answer that?! I've never considered fruit that closely. I love fruit but it's not something that has a personality to me

You're meant to be all 'I would be a grape, because I work well individually or in a group' I ended up making a joke about kiwis. Ask a stupid question...

 

[AlanBanan]

I was just thinking this! try living in Ireland you’d need to take out a mortgage to fund your single use carrier bag purchases here.

actually we only sell bag for life bags now.
(obviously a good thing)

In SuperValu and Centra they have these biodegradable bags that fall apart the second a bit of water touches them. I learned this when I was i was walking back from a centra and it was raining and the bag nearly melted thank god for a kind stranger to stop her car and hand me a bag for life

 

[PinkMariner]

My local Tesco bakery this morning had no almond croissants. I had to have plain. Plain is not sufficient when I need to ram 4 in my fat face before I reach the dual carriageway! Plain need butter and marmalade.

 

[Ibrokethegoddamnwheel]

I despise how socially awkward I am at the school gates. Wish I could just talk to people like a normal person.

 

[rainbowlemon]

I was given a £10 amazon gift voucher, but there's absolutely nothing that I want.

Darn three years of being an aspiring minimalist.

 

[HoGi]

So my first world problem re: shaving my legs before my massage has developed.

I washed my hair yesterday, which is a big deal as its huge and takes forever to dry, and she did a head massage! It was a new masseuse and I don't normally get head included with full body.

So it was a lovely surprise but it means I need to wash my hair again as its all oily

 

[Blue pumpkin]

They only had the regular Terry's chocolate orange, not the one with popping space dust

 

[dancingqueen5678]

I need a new winter coat and some warm weather tops that I can use in winter and summer but I'm really picky with clothes and how they feel. I like for convenience so it'll take me forever to find ones that I like. I walked around in holey shoes for months cause I couldn't find any new ones of that kind that I liked. I am a nightmare