First World Problems

[dancingqueen5678]

Never know what to say to this. Do they want a genuine answer or..?

That’s a corker. Would “yes because I’m fabulous” be an appropriate answer? Seems like the kind of question a narcissist would love

I see this kind of question as an opportunity to say something completely outlandish just to see their reaction. My role model is the queen and I aspire to be her one day

You say that jokingly but I legitimately chose myself my reasoning was valid though imo and I did actually get the job so

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Just stepped on wet patch by the back door in my socks.

 

[Scorpihoe]

I ate my food while it was too hot and burned my tongue cuz I couldn’t wait 2 SECONDS.

Now I’ve fucked my whole meal cuz I can’t taste it

 

[HoGi]

That’s a corker. Would “yes because I’m fabulous” be an appropriate answer? Seems like the kind of question a narcissist would love

I reckon that's better than "no because I'm a flakey bitch who hates people"

 

[rainbowlemon]

I have a full body massage today so I need to shave my legs, which is effort

Honestly I used to just go with hairy legs. Never had any comments (I always tipped too so they probs learnt not to say anything ). The place I used to go to also had male clients so I didn't see what the difference was.

 

[Millennial Pink]

I'm sick of seeing the same ads endlessly on Youtube videos. How much of a marketing budget does flaming Built Bar have, anyway?! Must be massive! See also: Skillshare, Cloud VPN, any vacuum cleaner and Vinted. I bought Youtube Premium to avoid the pre/mid/end rolls and I still end up skipping through the influencer ads.

 

[nbt]

Baking some bread and not being able to tuck into it straight away as it needs to cool before I can slice it

 

[dancingqueen5678]

I really hate filling in job applications. Trying to come up with ‘examples’ of how you meet the person spec is such tedious bullshit.

or when it's like "tell me a time where you in a tricky situation but overcame the problem"

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

Having to take medication. Yes, I know it'll take me all of 1 second. Yes, I know I'd probably die without it. Yes, I know I don't even have to pay for it. But it's still annoying, especially if I have to get up to fetch the tablets from another room AND get a glass of water as well.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

I've got houmous on my sleeve. Don't worry, I'm not posh. It's Tesco houmous, not Ocado

 

[emm]

I have a full body massage today so I need to shave my legs, which is effort

I think of all the things I have read on this thread this is the biggest epitome of a first world problem

 

[HoGi]

I took my oodie off while I ate dinner so I didn't get food down it. But I got food down my t-shirt I had on underneath, so I had to go upstairs and change my t-shirt before I could put my oodie back on

I took my oodie off while I ate dinner so I didn't get food down it. But I got food down my t-shirt I had on underneath, so I had to go upstairs and change my t-shirt before I could put my oodie back on

Sorry to quote myself. But after all that I then spilled ice cream down my oodie

 

[prozacprincess]

Secret fuckin’ Santa

 

[loobyscoobydoo]

Gregg's have run out of large cups so I've had to settle for a regular size latte. Fewmin!

 

[HoGi]

Don't know why I even attempted an asda delivery.

1 hour after my shopping should have arrived I get a call saying its not coming and they can arrange delivery tomorrow. Told them to poke it. Egg on toast for dinner and done a tesco order for tomorrow

 

[dancingqueen5678]

Wanting drive thru but not wanting to go out in shit weather to get it but also not wanting to order it on a delivery app cause it’s more expensive

 

[HelloStereo]

I didn't have breakfast today because I was coming into the office and thought they were providing complimentary pastries.

Apparently that's every other week and not every week. I am starving. Haven't eaten anything since a peanut butter bagel at 4pm yesterday.

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Definitely my electric blanket .

Not what I thought, but that's my dirty mind for you!

 

[HoGi]

My bath is too hot and it's making me sweat

 

[rainbowlemon]

I know I don't deserve any sympathy for this one but:

I'm tired of people constantly cooking for me +and giving me food I haven't asked for, then expecting me to eat and getting annoyed at me because I said I don't want to eat.

Just because you need to eat 6/8 times a day doesn't mean I need to.