Felicityrosina

[Louiselb]

Morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrniiiiiinnnng Ev-er-y-bo-dy!!!!!!

Hope everyone’s doing ok.

Today I’m out doing my neat up 24/7 hitting my steps cos it’s a KPI of being Diren’s secret girlfriend.

I’m going to rant for a little bit about the first thing that comes in my head to make me sound more polarising, then I might answer some questions about pre and post natal, not that I’m qualified in that; but it makes me appear specialised and knowledgeable.

I’ll hit you up with some scrunch face photos to show I don’t care about makeup, then pop outside on my porch for some daily sun damage.

Maybe a thirsty bikini pic if you’re lucky (doesn’t matter if you don’t think I’m hot, I think I’m hot and I’ll remind you of my utterly amazing self confidence)

If you’re lucky I’ll do a singing Disney rendition with a hairbrush in the lounge to show just how happy and carefree I am.

Hopefully I’ll have time for a mirror selfie at the gym to highlight my thighs, Diren likes me a bit thick..

Later I’ll put some dept store clothes on and tag them, not that I’m sponsored, just incase you’re wondering how I got to looking so fucking fabulous out of my workout gear.

Throw in a Dyson hair story or 20 and my work day is done!!!

I’ll tag a few influencer mates on my afternoon out, and come home to bed.

Repeat up 24/7.

 

[keepinitreal123]

Hi all. I’m new to this forum. I had to join because I needed to vent about the “lady” this thread mentions. She goes on about mental health and how her inbox is always open for anyone who needs it. Well. I asked her one day how she stayed so happy, I was having a bad day, recently left my abusive partner.
She sent me a dm back telling me to go away, I need therapy and how dare I message someone I don’t know about the context of my message. I was absolutely distraught. My intention was to never cause any bad feeling. She’s not what she makes herself out to be and I’ve lost all respect for her. That stupid smile scrunching her nose and sticking her tongue out is childish and she’s so very disrespectful.
sorry for long post but that felt good to get off my chest!

 

[Louiselb]

I’m laughing, she reads here ... she blocked me (well played fliss) “remember that troll that said I should say something other than “mooooorning” different person but hey same sentiment. You’re annoying AF.

Babe. Fliss. Here’s a FACT. Your “boyfriend” directly asked to sleep with me while he was away. I turned him down cos eewwww no. And he was cooked. So, maybe be less irritating and mature and he wouldn’t go after women who.. well.. are.. put on their makeup and look after themselves and act their age.

Good chat.

 

[LeslieKnope]

Oh my gosh, her incessant ‘it’s been so long since I travelled/went to an airport/saw the sun’ is infuriating. She went away last summer (more than once if I remember correctly?). She was in Bali for several months at the start of 2020.

Read the room Fliss... some of us haven’t been away for far longer due to our life commitments, and won’t be travelling at all this year. Some of us have slogged as key workers throughout the pandemic. I maintain she is completely tone deaf and that’s why her following hasn’t significantly grown.

 

[Pudding&Pie]

He nearly put you on his stories Fliss maybe next time

 

[Kathykit]

She is a world class moaner. Every day its, 'where is the sun?' Then it's.. 'ohmygod it's so hot, I moved to a flat with a stone floor so I could cool down' (and then proceeds to be baffled that her floor is hot when the sun has been shining on it)

What.


Then she moans about every single possible human interaction she has. Today it was the council, usually its the post office, or delivery drivers, or people that 'smell' using the gym.

And don't get me started on her fucking 'wah wah' about catcalls .... literally the only thing I heard that man call out was 'gorgeous' ... people that whinge about catcalls on insta stories are a joke. It's such a bandwagon and it's such a 'oh look at me I'm so attractive I get people shouting things at me on the street, I'm not even wearing anything bad' *quick camera pan across whole body with little pink shorts and tight vest on*
.. oh fuck off!


And to clarify not for one second am I alluding at victim blaming for clothes choices but these sodding instagrammers are literally doing it for bait and content.


She. Drives. Me. Fucking. Mad.


I havent even watched her stories in weeks and today I did and bam. Triggered all over again.

 

[Opalfruit8]

Wow. I know what this site is about but slagging her off for complaining about cat calls and suggesting that she should act a certain way to keep her boyfriend interested is quite something. I am not blonde and slim but even I get cat calls most days in London. It isn't flattering and it isn't pleasant. I think she's perfectly entitled to moan about it.

Her relationship with Diren is weird and he is a total piss taker. I can't imagine that she wasn't upset to see that "lads, lads, lads" trip to Soho House and that picture on here with him sat next to a girl in a pub but some of these posts are just really uncalled for.

No, I'm not her. Check my history here. Some threads are just really nasty and this is one of them.

You’re on tattle.

You know that, right?

 

[TheRoyalHousekeeper]

Is she serious? She’s so full of herself it’s insufferable.
‘I’ve had so many messages over the weekend asking how I’m so independent’
Wtaf
No felicity, you haven’t ‘so many messages’.

You’ve just moved from one rental to another, it’s not a big deal, it’s not hard, and many people do that every day all around the world.
Ffs.

 

[Pudding&Pie]

Yeah... Take your own advice

 

[Missylauren]

Here you go
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Feel horrible for saying it but he looks cross between Pete Docerty and Lewis Capaldi

 

[Whoops i said it]

Depends on whether you ask him or her!

Like asymptomatic coronavirus. She’s there, but not seen.

 

[HoGi]

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Cocky b*tch

Pretty sure if I didn't have a job and and was funded by the bank of mum and dad, therefore giving me all day to do as I please, I could spend hours in the gym and cooking and therefore wouldn't be a size 16...but I'm an adult with a job and responsibilities so don't have hours a day like Fliss. What a dick.

 

[DaisyDaisy87]

He’s honestly such a knob haha. ‘Came to this air b&b just to get away from London for a bit’. Just admit it’s your girlfriends birthday and you’re not on your own like you’re making out. It’s so cringe how he goes out of his way to make people think he’s single and I’m shocked she stands for being treated like this.

 

[Whoops i said it]

I’ve been quite vocal on how annoying this one is. For not one of them to support her with their fitness following is so rude and out of order. She shares all their shit, even buys it, and is a proper cheerleader, and not one of them have shared her launch. Out of order.

 

[Londoncailín]

You’re on tattle.

You know that, right?

And this is def one of the tamer threads on tattle

 

[Overshoulderboulderholder]

Oooh fight fight fight fight

 

[CasinoRoyal]

I think that’s what makes her so insufferable! She’s so smug and acts like everything is perfect and she’s living her best life but shes actually probably super insecure and in what appears to be a horrible, toxic relationship with someone who treats her like a mug! Why pretend?

 

[PinkGin123]

The irony

 

[DaisyDaisy87]

Wow. Very different answer to the vague response she used to give when she was with Diren!

 

[Pudding&Pie]

Booking your flight home to keep an eye on your man are you Fliss Last week it was “who knows when I’ll come back” - she’s literally been a week