Feathering the empty nest.

[LycheeForTea]

Exactly They are just smug lickers.....don't even get me on... when they are gifted weekends away in ffs Cornwall! It's not bloody work ! Try getting up at 5.45 am to be at a desk by 7 30. Too busy standing in front of a full length mirror prancing around trying to look Chic......not ! What with Feather, plus GSTDIH's and the 'try too hard' Blooming Niki.....Pass me a bucket! QUICK

Oh god the prancing in full length mirrors! You’ve just reminded me of when Elle used to absolutely love on herself in that stupid gigantic kitchen mirror raving about maxi dresses with pockets or those clothes her mam used to sew for her and her proper smug “Carol’s not taking on any commissions!” bants, such riveting content

 

[Trickywoo]

Oh god the prancing in full length mirrors! You’ve just reminded me of when Elle used to absolutely love on herself in that stupid gigantic kitchen mirror raving about maxi dresses with pockets or those clothes her mam used to sew for her and her proper smug “Carol’s not taking on any commissions!” bants, such riveting content

Ohhhh that was absolutely classic ! Wtf wanted her mothers tablecloth creations !!! Ohhh and as for the bloody Yoga poses..... ohhhh look how bendy I am ! 🥱

 

[Gogojo]

To Elle bog off ,no one cares you are far from relatable please do one . Do not come back no one cares . You are no longer relatable. We do not wish to see bits of your house . . Wakey wakey fake . Come September last payment for universal credit £20 pound a week extra . £80 ponds a month down Yes well aware it was not permanent thing All these young girls follow this idiots wishing they could have . . Get lost Elle you are nothing .

 

[MrsHater]

Nobody has missed you Eleanor. duck off.

 

[#aff]

That awful pose she used to do when trying on clothes, like a stretch come lunge type thing. So annoying

 

[Gogojo]

Nobody has missed you Eleanor. duck off.

I second that x millions no thanks not for us

 

[Pass_the_popcorn]

That awful pose she used to do when trying on clothes, like a stretch come lunge type thing. So annoying

The hands in the pockets, which she practically orgasmed over.

 

[OutrageouslyScarlet]

I LOVE dogs but whenever I see pugs they just look and sound like they are dying. That poor dog in a bloody pumpkin outfit

 

[Be More Pacific]

I LOVE dogs but whenever I see pugs they just look and sound like they are dying. That poor dog in a bloody pumpkin outfit

They are not cute or funny. It's just bleeping cruel.

What did she say the other day? "Bigger renovation than we ever anticipated"?

So, tell me Eleanor, what exactly did you expect when you bought a massive house that clearly needs total renovation? Absolute braggy bleep.

 

[Gogojo]

She’s nothing she knew what she took on you looked at the property love .you looked at the paper work you knew exactly:what was involved. . Old house yes major problems simple. . Major work simple damp crumbling brick work. You can’t then bring it up to modern standards it does not work like that . .modern work does not go in old housings. I will happily show you my cottage is over 100 years old date on side of wall

 

[Gogojo]

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She really needs to wake up no one is interested in her boring move. Wow quick get my camera out and show me paint stripping . No love . Fake as

 

[sunnysideup]

Hadn’t she left Instagram? But now back to show off her new house and renovation?

 

[FraggleRock]

Hadn’t she left Instagram? But now back to show off her new house and renovation?

She will be back simply for PR discounts, and freebies for her new place!

 

[Aunt Lydia]

I am already picking up on the vibe that she’s gutted to be missing out on Autumn content.

She will definitely start to drip feed herself back into the world of instagram now she’s got a house to renovate.
She has acted so odd around this whole disappearing act when you think about it. Acting like she hasn’t had a baby, calling her O instead of her real name etc. What I don’t understand is, if she wants to leave Instagram behind, then do it! Leave the account open for reference purposes, and off you go. But don’t keep your foot in the door to occasionally pop on to show off and then disappear again.

 

[Ohflogoff]

Read one of the comments “mother chuffing grounds, that’s what you got”

 

[Aunt Lydia]

Read one of the comments “mother chuffing grounds, that’s what you got”

Huh?

 

[Pomegranate]

I am already picking up on the vibe that she’s gutted to be missing out on Autumn content.

She will definitely start to drip feed herself back into the world of instagram now she’s got a house to renovate.
She has acted so odd around this whole disappearing act when you think about it. Acting like she hasn’t had a baby, calling her O instead of her real name etc. What I don’t understand is, if she wants to leave Instagram behind, then do it! Leave the account open for reference purposes, and off you go. But don’t keep your foot in the door to occasionally pop on to show off and then disappear again.

Because she needs that page and whole of her 170K followers if she is going to get any colabs, and kindly gifted home items. I know she’s got her private account, but I’m guessing 200 followers will not be as attractive as her original page. She is so predictable.

 

[sunnysideup]

Huh?

As in, not just a garden but acres of land!

 

[clapacake]

Honestly the irritating thing is that you can clearly see she wants to lead a private life but needs to keep the page alive to promote her books and now share renovations. It just feels…not quite right.

 

[Mustard]

She needs to start a new account - Feathering the Empty Nest has moved, here’s my Reno project.