Hi all
Time for our next installment of an oldie but goodie ...Secret Hogs.
1. Oh good lord with the freaking clickbait already
2. Has it ever occurred to the 3 adult nincompoop so called adults that Abbie may be sick if her mood has lasted this long ..jeez I woke up sick this morning and am a bitchier frog than usual
3. Fucking shave already Asswipes...you look like an even bigger douchebag if possible..oh and smelly too
4. 33s in and filler
5. Don't care about your 2am Instagram story with a stupid mask
6. And wonder of wonder, miracle of miracles Abbie wants....drum roll please...a DONUT
7. Sorry asswipe, abbie has no clue what you're asking...but can you hear the humpers going awwwww. You all probably thought you were hearing a plague of locusts
8. Damn looks like Abbie has wicked high arches...yea I know random
9. Shut the fuck up about fear Asswipe ok...not everyone is "taught" to fear things. Did they teach you that in scamming 101 or just how to prey on people's sympathy
10. I can not believe the amount of filler in this vlog and only at 2m22s mark...might need to change my coffee to Irish Coffee
11. Watch all the dog toys pour in for Sandy now
12. Nice Asswipe...mock you daughters running just for the vlog
13. Isn't it just so convenient how the pool heater was on so the water wasn't cold
and really Abbie is faster than Summer
14. Ohhhhh another Asswipe passive aggressive dig about things responding to him
15. Newsflash idiots...DOGS DIG
16. Oh god not even half way through
17. PigAss looks PISSED
18. I thought Abbie didn't like ice cream...just saying
19. Finally the first fake maternal moment at 7mins
20. Give me a break.. so basically mocking the bible...nice Piggy you are really an idiot
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22. Damn that looks like Abbie and Isaiah...things that make you go hmmmm..considering Isaiah looks like Asswipe
23. God this is beyond boring
24. Time for fake ass sadness...lots of kids would only fall asleep in the swing..I'm not trying to be a mean girl about this but this sympathy pull from them is ridiculous...how the fuck long have they been on youtube so plenty of time to show this
25. My parents gave me my baby book when I turned 21...still wrapped in plastic in the macys bag
26. Sorry give me a break but this is beyond over the top
27. This can end now
28. They are really pushing the happy marriage narrative aren't they with how much they've overcome....
The end
Looking for things to tug the humpers heartstrings... just when you think they can't sink any lower
Sorry but between the filler and bullshit in this vlog my baby blue eyes are now shit brown
Oh and 17m21s of my life gone that'll never get back