Wonder whats happening at the manor this evening? Probably left over neighborhood party food, and P and her Angel Boy making Rolo pretzels and Christmas crack. Because yeah, thats what all 21 year old young men long to do on Christmas break.
Tomorrow will be the same shit she makes every year. Blackened ham. Twelve cheese macaroni. Corn casserole, Sweet potatoes with marshmallows. Nine cheese potatoes. Some sad ass token broccoli and rolls.
Asa may also fry another turkey, just because he and GB were orgasmic last time.
Wayne will arrive in his blue shirt and try not to slide out of all the chairs while Candy Lorraine pumps up P's ego on the perfect meal.
Bruce and Donna may be there, possibly wearing one of their hippie/biker/aging rockstar outfits, quietly keeping it real in that faux ritzy atmosphere P wants so badly.
Abbie will be wearing either the green or black Little House on the Prairie dress, Isaiah in his wrinkled khakis and button down.
Asa will also be wearing one of his untucked, straining buttoned shirts, while P will be in her finest Tinkerhog robe and cardboard earrings.
I'm curious to see how accurate I'll be!