Father of Daughters #54 Delivering bargain basement content both literally and figuratively

[Axatogrind]

It's honestly so gross to see a privileged 40 year old man on his 4th overseas holiday of the year (nearly all of them child-free) kicking a £200+ carry-on suitcase and raging at the airline because of his OWN mistake.

Meanwhile a huge number of people are worrying about how they'll afford to get through the winter.

 

[FrannyGallops]

I think poor old foDNey has more forehead wrinkles than me & I'm 66, imagine what he will be like in another 20 odd years.

FOD & Glen celebratory 40th birthday pic

 

[Toffeebythesea]

And that my friend, is what you call karma. LOL

 

[Axatogrind]

Been meaning to do this one for a while

 

[FoksiOska]

As if he set up his camera to film himself kicking his bag across the front of the airport

 

[Runninggirl]

Why did he need a suitcase anyway? He was so proud he could take everything he needed for a 2 week holiday to Turkey in a small carrier bag.

 

[Charsior]

It happened to Pandora Sykes last month as well!

But they didn’t quietly change them. It’s been the rule for years just recently updated due to these types of products being made. My OH works for them! Don’t slander a company for your dumb mistake because you couldn’t be bothered to read. They industry is on its knees and unless you want to pay £500 a ticket next year because the company is struggling just follow the rules. These are real fucking people trying to do a job and protect you. You wouldn’t be fucking saying that when one catches on fire and you have to put your emergency mask on. You would be praising the quick acting crew who manage the situation and get you to your destination alive!

 

[Axatogrind]

 

[Dogmuck]

Just popping in to say

Blessed day trolls - first Jack Monroe cancels herself and then Fodders misses his flight because he’s a tech Twat - I couldn’t ask for more hilarity for my two fave influencers, what a time to be alive.

Can I ask, why would you need a USB charger installed into your suitcase? Wouldn’t you just take a portable, that’s what it looks like it is anyway? Wouldn’t it just add weight to your luggage? Looks like one of those pointless tech gimmick things to me

Hope everyone of you nasty jealous trolls is gravy and have enjoyed the beautiful hot af summer

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

FoD: His luggage is smarter than he is

 

[Axatogrind]

The fact that he was mocking Clemmie about her luggage on their last trip, but at least her 10 kilo cosmetics bag didn't get her CHUCKED OFF THE FLIGHT, eh Simon?

 

[Axatogrind]

 

[Axatogrind]

How it started vs. how it's going

 

[FrannyGallops]

Also late to the party and missed his stories, but I really hope a video of him being turfed off the plane turns up on Tiktok, having been filmed by another passenger (who has no idea who he is) going full on Karen and ‘don’t you know who I am?’ at the airline staff. Then the Mail gets hold of it with headlines like ‘Husband of disgraced racist influencer Clemmie Hooper throws a tantrum on plane after not reading T&C’s’.

One can dream…

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

Father of daughters #55: his jeans are as short as his temper

 

[Somerset girl]

Trolls I know we hoped his birthday would be ruined but this really is a gift! The petulance! The filming!

My fave that almost got overlooked tho (and I'm sure is tattle bingo for someone) is the backhanded compliment to Glen 'looking young' - when she's actually wearing my mums Jeans and Deidre Barlow's glasses!

 

[bluekoala]

Oh my god. Haaaaa! This is fucking amazing

The quiet anger! The tantrum of kicking his case

But wow, filming himself being escorted out while grumbling into his phone! I bet he was like ‘do you know who I am?! I’m going to film this for all my followers’

 

[allybongo]

Okay. So he went outside, propped his phone on a pillar or something and then set a timer. Then ran back inside with his case, walked outside and kicked it over. Then retrieved his phone, edited it and posted it.

Blimey Glen. I can see how you get wet for this absolute fucking goon

 

[Toffeebythesea]

Sorry not sorry

 

[influencerbore]

Had to join tattle just to say Hahahha!! This has made my week!!
spoilt little brat having a tantrum and kicking his bag was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen, and don’t get me started with those small trousers