Omg wonder what influencers will put on their cvs when they eventually have to get a real job:
Job Title: Flogger
Duties included:
Filtering my face to give a flawless finish that people would never achieve with makeup
Photoshopping inches off my waist line
Using a teeth whitener on my veneers that can't be whitened with any toothpaste
Selling whatever skin care / hair care / clothes / makeup products would pay me the most to sell and portraying it as "brand loyalty"
Pottering about wherever and whenever I want during a pandemic coz "I'm essential, bitch!"