Epilators

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no they just make you so funny poses sometimes lol. One woman I want to made me get on all fours, and spread my ass cheeks with my hands 😂😂 if you don’t want your back door doing just tell her and it’ll be fine. I like it all gone though 😈

but yes you go into a private room! Enjoy your tea 😂
Thanks I will, you cow!

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Thanks I will, you cow!

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Oh yeah they’re all for spreading the bum cheeks. The reward of being smooth for so long makes up cor the cringe. Also you’re just staring at the ceiling for most of it so can kinda separate yourself. My woman is this amazing Estonian lady who chats about her boyfriend and sex life so you realise we are all just the same!
 
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Great, thanks. I'll make a couple of calls tomorrow and see if I can get a booking in the next week or so.

One very last question: does it itch afterwards? Will I need a moisturizer?
 
Great, thanks. I'll make a couple of calls tomorrow and see if I can get a booking in the next week or so.

One very last question: does it itch afterwards? Will I need a moisturizer?
maybe if you have sensitive skin it’ll itch, but the girl I go to puts this aloe Vera lotion on the top bit afterwards, which really helps
 
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This is the list for my local.... imagine asking for a ‘butt crack only’ 😂
That's a great help, thanks!

I'll be asking for a Hollywood, and I'll ask about the bum bit when I get there ;)


Just noticed on that list something called a "snailtrail!" Is that what I think it is?o_O
 
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Don’t use the actual epilator head for down there it will hurt trust me. Most epilators come with a shaver head and they work so well! Leave a nice finish. Obviously they don’t pull the hair but it’s the easiest and best way to get a clean look.
 
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I honestly don’t find it too painful. Think first few times I felt abit tender for maybe the day. So I’d defo give it a day or 2 if you have any fun plans ;)
I believe Hollywood takes in the bum holey but obv you can ask to not have it. Lots of butt spreading which is always a laugh. But most beauticians are pretty chatty so you’ll feel fine.
 
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I honestly don’t find it too painful. Think first few times I felt abit tender for maybe the day. So I’d defo give it a day or 2 if you have any fun plans ;)
I believe Hollywood takes in the bum holey but obv you can ask to not have it. Lots of butt spreading which is always a laugh. But most beauticians are pretty chatty so you’ll feel fine.
Oh the indignity of it all for the sake of a bit of vanity :LOL:

Anyway, I zoomed my g/f and she's still a "billiard ball" and not a "cactus". So that's alright then (y)
 
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I hope I don't end up walking down the High Street like a demented chicken after I've been done! 🤪

I take it I'll be able to sit in my car afterwards?:unsure:
It's really not bad and it's over in a flash. If you can stand to epilate your legs, getting a Hollywood wax will be a breeze! 😅
 
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shower before you go!! I saw this beautician on tiktok saying she had one lady for a Hollywood who hadn’t wiped after taking a tit 🤢🤢🤢🤢

apparently the therapist just told her she was finished and said she could put her clothes back on 😧
 
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(If you’re eating don’t read)

shower before you go!! I saw this beautician on tiktok saying she had one lady for a Hollywood who hadn’t wiped after taking a tit 🤢🤢🤢🤢

apparently the therapist just told her she was finished and said she could put her clothes back on 😧
Good grief, any woman worth her salt would know the importance of hygiene/washing/cleansing before having her bits done!
 
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