Emmylou Loves #85 Same s***, new thread

[Broken Veneers]

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/morning-shows/studio-10s-ratings-fall-to-alltime-low-after-sarah-harris-joined-the-project/news-story/a054f959c3235466d02cc88692a68077

Arpil 3, 2023

"Studio 10 has suffered all-time low ratings following a major shake-up of the staple Ten program.

The midmorning show, which first launched nine years ago, saw Narelda Jacobs take the helm after farewelling Sarah Harris to The Project late last year, and was moved to a 10am timeslot from its previous 8.30am airtime. It was also reduced from three and a half hours to two hours.

It has suffered less-than-ideal ratings since it launched in the new timeslot on January 9 where it debuted to 19,000 viewers across the five-city audience, news.com.au can confirm.

And last Monday marked an all-time low for the long-running program, with just 10,000 viewers recorded."

Not a flex, Lou. No one's watching you except Denise Drysdale fans. And that's saying something!

 

[TrainwreckinTulla]

I can't decide which one is my fave..
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[Filthy and Unstable]

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Knock yourselves out Fezzas: https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/223638453/Man-Holding-Up-Sign

 

[foxtrotuniformcharliekilo]

Nappy de jour.

 

[Buttercup725]

Buttercup is now our international correspondent!! We’ll need photos of our EL in the wild….will wire funds ASAP!

I need no funds!!!! I am retired and have all the time in the world.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

 

[Filthy and Unstable]

Not sure what Emmy has been up to but the Big Guy was papped getting up close and personal with some stars….

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Unrelated to the National Lampoon’s American Vacation, how funny is it that Justine Schofield hasn’t followed Emmy back? Well played, Justine…..

 

[TrainwreckinTulla]

Omg these signs have me screaming!!!!!! Ok here are my contributions...

 

[ActiveLies]

Active Pussy & Co reporting for duty! Absolutely howling over the idea that Deni et al could shut Tattle down.

Meanwhile, might get hated for this, but in my house Mother’s Day is 100% absolutely, unequivocally, NOT about my kids. Never has been, never will be. They’ve got 364 days a year where life is largely all about them, Mother’s Day is the one day that’s not. If I wanted to jet off to Sydney or anywhere else for a day, that would absolutely be me right and my kids would love that for me coz unlike fuckface Amy, the rest of the year is me putting them first always. But being a mum doesn’t have to make you a martyr; a day specifically dedicated to appreciating the role and sacrifice of mothers should not be just another day centred on your kids. That’s madness. A lot of mums seem to forget their value and worth and just how much they deserve to still be respected, loved and cherished not only as mothers but as women too. We’ve got one day a year for that - MAKE IT ALLLLLLL ABOUT YOU.

My lord I worry about any man getting up close and personal with her lady bits if laundering her underwear is such an event. Makes you wonder how dirty her knickers are on a day to day basis

 

[Broken_vase]

At this stage I’m about as bored as Anthony at a dinner party, sitting on a technicolor, crunchy carpet swiping right on my phone.

 

[#freshsheetfriday]

 

[Fungal flaps]

Ok so I never post because I am always so behind and you fezzas move fast!!

Why would you have a Large McDonald's coke Zero with a subway sub? Subway sell postmix coke Zero... Our gal has definitely inhaled a large big Mac meal then grabbed a six inch sub to film for her communidy for weight loss inspo and inhaled that as well

 

[Filthy and Unstable]

I noticed a few things here. The body language is so intense here. Ange and Narelda sat with their legs crossed towards each other. And Amylou had hers crossed the other away. It clearly shows she was out of her comfort zone and they didn’t feel comfortable around her. Also I see she doesn’t have a cup of coffee. Guessing she didn’t trust the milk ?

the milk subject I think they were definitely having a piss go at her and she tried to fight back when Ange said why don’t people just drink milk. Amylou said oh some people like the variations or something to those lines.
The curved house sprinkler conversation had me in stitches. Ofcourse she would use that corner to put up goal posts or whatever the hell she would. Hey I’m on a corner house. I got some ideas now lol .
In all everyone was super uncomfortable not sure if it is my Psycology expertise or what. But I think most will agree the whole thing was just not worth leaving your kids behind 🥹

I wish Neighbor John called in during the house/sprinkler conversation and told her to:

1. stop having Christmas in the front yard.
2. stop having blow up spas in the front yard.
3. stop bouncing on your trampoline in the front yard.
4. stop playing basketball in the front yard.
5. stop talking in the front yard.
6. stop parking the Mitsubishi on the nature strip.
7. stop wearing your krustys in the front yard.
8. stop.

 

[Baby Snark]

This is fun

 

[cashedupbogan]

Good news is that Neighbour John will have some peace and quiet for 2 weeks.

 

[Filthy and Unstable]

Gewwd mornin Fezzas - we poolside

 

[slap2fish2gether]

Hands up who is surprised that ahe butchered the name of the host??

Ok..............crickets.

And WTF is a grown woman having her bags packed for her?? Three suitcases for two weeks, so I'm guessing she's not going to Bali or anywhere warm.

She's a dead set fucking idiot. Also, "Aaron and Sage are coming over for monopoly" just further confirms that S doesn't live with her on the reg.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

 

[Hellojanuary]