EmmyLou Loves #67 Stop the pathetic dick thirst & put your frigging kids first

[Oops I did it again]

Congratulations @MostSegsualNarc

I'm too tired to do a recap - but you have the most likes for your thread suggestion.

You get a free dance lesson in Melton - A-Love will drive you there if it's too far. You will learn the dance that we got subjected to today. A used grey swim cap from yesterday and some greasy sausages rolls from Mentone.

Over to someone else for a re-cap - @Super Cute

 

[Director of Mugs]

Thank you for the new thread @Oops I did it again and congrats on the winning thread title @MostSegsualNarc

@Super Cute I cannot wait to read your recap. They make me laugh so much.

 

[notgifted]

That thread title

 

[AMY$]

That thread title

Spot on

 

[Cheesecakelover]

My recap is;
She is even more nuts than usual.
She is abandoning her kids.
She is chasing fool, any fool will do.
She manically swimming and dancing.
She is definitely menopausal.
She is in denial.

 

[Sure…Media!]

I don’t care what y’all say. She’s literally aced the ultimate break-up reprisal.

Revenge body
Rebound sausage tail (or 2)
Daily hangover
Midday naps
Creamy beach swims
A backyard shed full of crockery
Pimp gold chain (it’s a vibe)
Singing lessons in hospital
Securely packed whisker biscuit in a snug bikini SUPER CUTE!
Limpy is sticking around to watch it all

And not single Daily Mail advertorial refusing to comment any further.

She Is everything I hope my midlife crisis will be

 

[peacefulsoul]

Is she going to tell us why she’s even at dancing class. Last time it was for her birthday, what’s her excuse this time? Fitness? She’s had all school holidays to herself, she’s had plenty of time for it all - Walk, swim, dance class. A solo dance class can’t be cheap?!

 

[notgifted]

My recap is;
She is even more nuts than usual.
She is abandoning her kids.
She is chasing fool, any fool will do.
She manically swimming and dancing.
She is definitely menopausal.
She is in denial.

She doesn’t bath
She doesn’t wash her hair
She won’t win mother of the year
She is manic
She is on drugs of some description

 

[emmygluewho]

It's the fact she thinks she is bleeping killing it dancing! She wholeheartedly thinks should is just this amazing dancer when realistically she looks like a bleeping dumb bleep.

 

[PAINTJOB]

Great thread title. What sorcery is her follower sharing her kid making oxtail? Surely that’s inappropriate making a child do that? Do they understand they’re cooking cow tail? I hope she didn’t make the kid eat it

 

[gemmagucci]

In recognition of the thread title ‘…put your kids first’. The kids are wearing the same clothes as yesterday. C may just have added a jumper.

Sorry I’ve always said Aaron is a wet rag. With his strumming his guitar in the shed, his hooohaaaa kooki book, his vegan shoes and just his overall pathetic lazy demeanour. That sad dog smile he gives with the ‘shy’ eyes. Uugghh . I’d want to thump him to stand up right and have some backbone.

 

[notgifted]

It's the fact she thinks she is bleeping killing it dancing! She wholeheartedly thinks should is just this amazing dancer when realistically she looks like a bleeping dumb bleep.

You are too kind.
She looks like a bleeping gorilla karate chopping its own crotch after it’s stood on a bees nest.
Emmylou lame bleeping troll.

If only she put in a quarter of this energy & effort into her kids, she might be a half ok mum.
She’s so out of touch with reality that she’s basically orbiting the earth.

 

[Mslane]

A song from my late teens. Obviously they had already heard about our Emmylou abdul.

 

[Director of Mugs]

In recognition of the thread title ‘…put your kids first’. The kids are wearing the same clothes as yesterday. C may just have added a jumper.



Sorry I’ve always said Aaron is a wet rag. With his strumming his guitar in the shed, his hooohaaaa kooki book, his vegan shoes and just his overall pathetic lazy demeanour. That sad dog smile he gives with the ‘shy’ eyes. Uugghh . I’d want to thump him to stand up right and have some backbone.

And no clean underwear? If the kids are staying for a week at Aaron's. How hard is it back some fresh clothes.

It's just laziness.

 

[Limpy Love]

In recognition of the thread title ‘…put your kids first’. The kids are wearing the same clothes as yesterday. C may just have added a jumper.

Sorry I’ve always said Aaron is a wet rag. With his strumming his guitar in the shed, his hooohaaaa kooki book, his vegan shoes and just his overall pathetic lazy demeanour. That sad dog smile he gives with the ‘shy’ eyes. Uugghh . I’d want to thump him to stand up right and have some backbone.

Thank you!!

I am what I am and will never change. I have spruced myself up a little since I deserted the LouLouJar but ultimately, I am a slightly cuckoo, lazy vegan author, who continues to enable my totally cuckoo ex, to the detriment of The Children's well being.

Peace and love

 

[makeitstop]

I don’t care what y’all say. She’s literally aced the ultimate break-up reprisal.

Revenge body
Rebound sausage tail (or 2)
Daily hangover
Midday naps
Creamy beach swims
A backyard shed full of crockery
Pimp gold chain (it’s a vibe)
Singing lessons in hospital
Securely packed whisker biscuit in a snug bikini SUPER CUTE!
Limpy is sticking around to watch it all

And not single Daily Mail advertorial refusing to comment any further.

She Is everything I hope my midlife crisis will be

Brilliant She is ticking so many boxes. The creamy beach swim

 

[gemmagucci]

A song from my late teens. Obviously they had already heard about our Emmylou abdul.

Hhaaaahhhhha , “you’re such a fabulous dancer”!

 

[Buttercup725]

What is wrong with her that she finds a quiet house unbearable? How sad that she finds her own company so undesirable.

 

[louloujar]

Thank you!!

I am what I am and will never change. I have spruced myself up a little since I deserted the LouLouJar but ultimately, I am a slightly cuckoo, lazy vegan author, who continues to enable my totally cuckoo ex, to the detriment of The Children's well being.

Peace and love

Oh how I still long for you Limpy Love. Whilst I am enjoying trying on a few big brown cardigans, I still like keeping you close in the desperate hope that one day you’ll take another dip in the Lou Lou jar

 

[Icantlookaway]

I don’t care what y’all say. She’s literally aced the ultimate break-up reprisal.

Revenge body
Rebound sausage tail (or 2)
Daily hangover
Midday naps
Creamy beach swims
A backyard shed full of crockery
Pimp gold chain (it’s a vibe)
Singing lessons in hospital
Securely packed whisker biscuit in a snug bikini SUPER CUTE!
Limpy is sticking around to watch it all

And not single Daily Mail advertorial refusing to comment any further.

She Is everything I hope my midlife crisis will be

The stupid giggle that came out of nowhere when I read "securely packed whisker biscuit in a snug bikini"