EmmyLou Loves #54 Wakes up feeling like duck? Oxtail slop makes us chuck now we wait for Wednesday…tucks

[inbedtill2pm]

only heard of Emmylou from the SC threads and honestly don’t know much about her but thought i’d share i spotted her out in the wild after MU’s loss to the JJs

 

[Super Cute]

Can someone please put her face on the very hungry caterpillar hahaha looking at you for photoshop @Super Cute

Just dropping in while on a quick 5 min lunch break so haven’t caught up yet but saw this request!

Here you go Fezzas

 

[crop top]

Omg! It’s bad enough the dress is too small for her, check out the shoes

 

[dimfluencer]

“Fit check” - I checked, it doesn’t fit

 

[Super Cute]

She’s batting guys, EL has new cricket whites for the weeeeeeekend.

Wonder what Mumma will bring for arvo tea

 

[Oops I did it again]

EmmyLou Loves #55

5 Horse Feast for Christmas
4 Trips to the Sth Melb market
3 Outfits that are too small
2 Toes Escaping

And a pot of bubbling Ox Tail Spew

I know it is early for Christmas, but Emmy is already in the Christmas mood - so I thought a shorter version of the 12 days of Xmas may work

 

[Toilet toothbrush]

You’re all welcome

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

How confusing for Camelia, imagine being a 10 year old girl having to film your Mum before school while she rants to strangers about being called pregnant, ugly and overweight. Then your Mum states how confident and happy she is in her body but Camelia remembers sleeping on the floor next to the second hand recliner when Mum recovered from cosmetic surgery after having her gunt lopped off.
That rant should not have been filmed by C but rather waited half an hour and filmed by SL.
Wake up Emmylou and protect your kids, I don’t give a fuck what you look like but the very least you should do is consider your kids.

 

[Super Cute]

Christ on a cracker she’s hosting S grade 6 graduation party Poor kid. Can’t even have his last day of primary school in privacy and without Lounatic making it about her.

If I was a parent of those Grade 6 kids I would be making explicit demands that their location and image is not part of her content or revealed on social media in any way, shape or form

As a school employee, imagine having to deal with this fuckwit at this time of year

 

[Platenipples]

Come join us over here, Elaine. Bow down to our new queen.

 

[singsweetnightingale]

Guys, I got my hands on the unedited version of last nights yellow monstrosity!!!

 

[Hellojanuary]

I hope she books Mr Omatic to perform at the party

 

[Platenipples]

You're a brave man, Matthew. You're about to have a heap of bat shit crazy Emmylou cult followers after you.
But us fezzas are here for it

 

[StickyTapeTits]

If anyone needs an avatar…..

 

[meg_snarkle]

Well I’m influenced.
I live in Perth but I’m going to break out the toe rings and book this venue for the family Christmas dinner. I love myself a buffet. The view of the freeway did it for me

 

[Sure…Media!]

I’ve tried so hard to stay away since she blocked me but sweet baby beef cheeks she sure knows how to deliver.

No more need for colonics! Those sugar free lollies are worth it from both ends.

 

[TwentyTwentyWon]

Sorry but cucumber & red capsicum in fruit salad & Mayo with roast meat. Fuck I’d want crumpets too

 

[Chompers Chompers Chomper]

As a former Year 6 teacher, nothing was more frustrating than a parent hosting a graduation party and it becoming a school issue. My kids used to go to the local pool behind school and most Year 6 parents would hang around supervising as it is a big deal for them to finish primary school. Low-key, casual and everyone fended for themselves.

This is an awful opportunity for her to big note herself, crap all over Sage's end of primary school and generally make herself even more of a laughing stock around parents. She's going to need some help if a lot of kids come!!

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Yo yo yo! Welcome to thread #54 for Emmylou MacCarthy aka Emmylou from Emmylou Loves.

Thanks @Michy02 for our new thread title. Had to adjust the swear, but hopefully we all get it 🫣. Original here:
Who wakes up feeling like duck? Oxtail slop makes us chuck now we wait for Wednesday night @$ck.

 

[Cooking in my bra]

It is a downward spiral when you overdo the oxtail, she's rapidly progressed to five horses. Oxtail was the gateway meat, when will it end?