Emma Drew #31 You can’t have a Drew without Ew.

[nurseren]

Hello it’s smallpotato here, I deleted my account and as you can tell this is definitely me by my name!

your love is overwhelming and I’m grateful. I don’t think I’ll ever return to tattle properly, for my own personal reasons and beliefs. However I’ll never deny that Emma cant truly understand being sad and depressed. I’m so beyond that, I’m in a different realm. Id do anything to be normal right now. Get a grip Emma. Get a grip all these influencers.

 

[Breadhead]

I feel like the next thread title just needs to be "complex atypical endometrial hyperplasia is not cancer"

 

[Higuyswelcometomychannel]

I cAn OnLy EaT tHrEe ChIcKeN nUgGeTs

 

[JerricaBenton]

I have actually had successful WLS, lost almost 6 stone in 6 months. I actually do have cancer and face months of chemo, double mastectomy, radiation, 10 years of hormone therapy and a full hysterectomy.
I still get up every Monday and go to work, havent had a single emergency crunchie (even when I got my cancer diagnosis alone too!) and somehow manage to not wallow. She has really pissed me off.

 

[DoseofReality]

Surgeon: Have you had any other operations in the last 3 years?

Imma: Yes I had a gastric bypass in January 2020.

Surgeon:



I'm sorry can you repeat that?

 

[AdApathy]

I feel like the next thread title just needs to be "complex atypical endometrial hyperplasia is not cancer"

It should just be
Emma Drew #32 - Lied about having cancer.

 

[Bubblesandflowers]

She has tried setting this "reveal" up by moaning the information given previously was not correct. Yeah right Emma Drew. You are trying to milk it. This is an absolute slap in the face to genuine people who are going through this. I said it then and I'll say it again now.

My sister would have loved for her cancer to be "cured" with a crunchie, a walk and coil. Instead she died in pain in her 30s alone with so much yet to achieve. And guess what? She died during covid so didn't get to hold her hand OR get to throw her a proper funeral. You are the most disgusting human being I have ever had the displeasure to come across. I hope you live a very unhappy and unmeaningful life. I hope you get everything that is coming to you. Nasty, scummy, scammer. Fuck you Emma Drew. I am done with you and your pathetic existence.

 

[sodit]

We haven’t heard from @Smallpotato for a while have we? Hope she is ok

I'm a Drew lurker but post in the pregnancy thread, SmallPotato's had some bad news (sure you can fill in the gaps) so having some time off Tattle to deal with real life, but has let people know she's being supported.
Hopefully she's back with her excellent insider knowledge soon!

 

[EssexHun]

Oh here comes the pity part again as she’s had a hospital appointment and is hinting that it didn’t go well…
She makes my blood boil!!! I have an appointment today with my gynaecologist oncologist, and I have had cancer, 80%+ risk of it returning, and I’m shitting myself as due to Covid, my biopsy is 2 years late now… I’ve had the symptoms again, I know something is going on and dreading this appointment and she posts crap about an “horrendous” appointment as her consultant has left and allegedly information may have been miscommunicated.. Imma, you never had cancer in the first place!! You have not followed advice to prevent cancer and I’m sorry, but you cannot expect pity when you have done nothing to help yourself. And retail therapy as she’s upset… I could actually slap her silly!!
Sorry… she just reallllllllyyyyyy pisses me off

 

[TheWeeDonkey]

RECAP!

1. Emma didn’t know how to pronounce Le Creuset and pronounced the T in pestle.
2. There has been no further mention of selling her blog since thread 29.
3. There was speculation as to whether or not she may have sharted on her pink dressing table chair and a fleecey wolf blanket from the market was spotted.
4. Emma wanged on about the colour of her fucking tea again.
5. She did some really bizarre posing in the local (legend has it) hollowed-out sex tree.
6. She reckons she did a 3 hour forest walk in ballet pumps. Bollocks.
7. We had a closer look at said ballet pumps. They cover her heels and the ends of her toes while the rest of her feet sort of…melt…out of them
8. Toe-knee’s blue hair got even creepier. “A deranged blue dandelion” said TheDevilsArse. “Like a bad taste care bear” quipped ChubClubThug.
9. The dog got yet more ice cream.
10. She moaned about people doing podcasts in their cars and then did a reel voiceover in her car that we could all hear. Self-awareness level: sub-zero.
11. Emma can’t fucking spell the simplest of words and it pisses me off. Peak instead of peek.
12. Took her dad out of his nursing home for the day to look round the shops in a pandemic.
13. She posted on her other Instagram for the first time!
14. She called Toe-knee a leech, jokingly, but in a way that sounded like she actually secretly meant it.
15. Got a bit more mileage out of her pre-cancerous cells. She ‘couldn’t remember’ if she’d already mentioned it before.
16. Set up a Facebook friendship group. Those people may live to regret joining.
17. Showed a photo of the dog with a Disney porn pic in the background. Vom.
18. She’s started going for massages. We all feel relief at not being the poor sod who has that job!
19. Food restriction = Nando’s and chocolate cake.
20. Mentioned she could have her cyst removed privately instead of waiting 6 months on the nhs. Then spent the money on a cruise instead. Then cancelled the cruise but didn’t bother to go private after all.
21. Emma still can’t dress herself properly. Sleeves aren’t supposed to cover hands making them look massively too long. Elastic under-bust on dresses isn’t meant to be stretched down to your waist.
22. Spent £10k on WLS only to say “fuck it” and eat alllll the food.
23. Stole a book recommendation format from someone on Tik-Tok and does it badly.
24. Keeps pointing out when she’s got a big spot on her face. That most people wouldn’t have noticed if she hadn’t said.
25. She said she wants to “become” a lady of leisure. How we laughed.
26. Accurate comparisons were made with Les Dawson. Oh you don’t know who he was? Please Google it. No really, DO
27. Emma and ‘a friend’ stayed in a glamping tent for a girls night and the owners had left bags of sweets with their names on. One of them said Tony. The ‘friend’ was her husband.
28. She reckons she’s going to donate her dad’s furniture to a charity helping Afghan refugees. If by “charity helping Afghan refugees” she means flogging it on eBay?
29. Emma went out ‘sourcing’ for her Fulfilled By Amazon account ie had a spend up on cheap tat in B & M.
30. She gave her in laws an envelope with cash in it to spend on Poppy at Pets at Home. Which was just WEIRD.
31. She posted a reel showing her running. Well. Waddling. Pretended the black text box was there as some kind of glitch when it was coincidentally strategically placed to cover her wobbling gunt.
32. Emma started seeing a Personal Trainer! Or a Pudding Trough, we’re not quite sure.
33. She got a GP appointment and booked herself into therapy at last. Then moaned about her new anti depressants.
34. She’s selling a motivational workbook. How we laughed. Again.
35. They booked to stay in a cottage next door to their gym just up the road from their house.
36. She posted a pic of one of her cats to celebrate her and Toe-knee’s ten year anniversary.
37. Emma had a call about investing in a mysterious franchise ‘opportunity’ but nothing has been said since.
38. Signed up for Secondhand September and immediately blew nearly £300 on a brand new Cricut.
39. Reminded us all that Secondhand September is just for clothes! You fools!!
40. We all got the ABSOLUTE ICK when the Toe-knee Touches vouchers were re-shared on the thread. “Touches after food finished” anyone? “It be with Tony” don’t forget.
41. There were texts to a Tattler in the past about Emma’s thrush. Hence this thread’s title.
42. Tony wasn’t well so she tucked him up in bed and put cartoons on for him. Is he her husband or her man child??
43. She admitted on a story that her dog craps and pees in the house. On a bed no less! Niiice.
44. She actually paid actual money to someone who claimed to be an Instagram coach but was annoyed it’s all about the reels so refused to do it. More money wasted from the award winning money saving blogger.
45. She tried on a massive pink coat. She “looks like a piece of ham” said Breadhead, and I’m sure we all agree.

 

[TheWeeDonkey]

You’ve started doing heroin?

 

[nurseren]

She just infuriates me. Every day I meet people who have been dealt cruel hands in life but you know what in spite of their adversity they at least try to do things.

I understand depression is hard, I'm in the depths of it myself but she absolutely does not help herself.

Pathetic, my daughter died on the Monday and by Wednesday I was back home with my son and walked him to school on Thursday. Why? Because he depends on me and I can’t wallow.

Given the state of the country at the moment, I assume you’ve also been paid a relative pittance for it whilst this slug has made over £10,000 of mortgage over payments from scamming people and shilling dodgy links

Im an ICU nurse, I’ve been paid in claps

 

[Delia Smith]

She can’t get her leg over Tony never mind a donkey

 

[DoseofReality]

We don't need to know what Tony has in store for you

 

[Breadhead]

I know she's obviously not had much experience with fruit. But those are apples not tiny pumpkins??

 

[Hauxwell]

The dog messages are so creepy, it makes my skin crawl. Are Tony’s parents a bit odd too? I just know my own dad would be like wtf if I messaged him like that about my actual children, let alone about a dog?

Well they did call their own child McDonald so I suspect they are a tad bit weird

 

[Geetbo]

Ya gurl loves a false equivalence. She wouldn't have had to size up to that in leggings, but anything to maximise her progress while minimising the effort.

Christ lets have a minutes silence for the elastic on those leggings.

 

[lexiloo]

Actually had to do a double take to realise the ugly middle aged bloke is EMMA
as my dear departed nan used to say "everyone has the right to be ugly but some abuse the privilege"

 

[Bitchandstitch]

So did she sit on the arm of the sofa and break it? Cause if it was tony she definitely would have said it was him i can imagine it now. Plopping her ass on the arm of the sofa trying to look and act seductive to daddy tony then SNAP

 

[Bubblesandflowers]

There we go. Her (disgusting) thumb didn't cover her diagnosis, complex atypical endometrial hyperplasia. Categorically not cancer. Being diabetic, overweight, white and never having been pregnant are all risk factors.

OFFICIALLY - she's an absolute fucking prick who lied about having cancer.

SHOUT IT LOUDER FOR THOSE THAT THINK EMMA DREW IS STILL INNOCENT AND A NICE PERSON. EMMA DREW LIED ABOUT HAVING CANCER.