Emma Drew #31 You can’t have a Drew without Ew.

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Congratulations to @TheWeeDonkey for the winning thread title with 30 votes!
Emma Drew #31 You can’t have a Drew without Ew.

Please continue here. And if someone could do the re-cap that would be great. @WaddleTheWalk your recap was amazing last time but no pressure!

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secretsu

secretsu

Thank you for the new thread, love the title!

I bet she's wearing a thin summer dress under that coat, you need enough room in a winter coat to wear a jumper underneath surely?
And she would look 100% better if she just wore a well fitted bra.
 
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myzosi

myzosi

If I were bragging about being a CEO and entrepreneur in my Instagram bio I would NOT then post about my £15 cashback from a £150 stay at a bleeping Britannia Hotel
 
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TheWeeDonkey

RECAP!
  1. Emma didn’t know how to pronounce Le Creuset and pronounced the T in pestle.
  2. There has been no further mention of selling her blog since thread 29.
  3. There was speculation as to whether or not she may have sharted on her pink dressing table chair and a fleecey wolf blanket from the market was spotted.
  4. Emma wanged on about the colour of her bleeping tea again.
  5. She did some really bizarre posing in the local (legend has it) hollowed-out sex tree. 🤮
  6. She reckons she did a 3 hour forest walk in ballet pumps. Bollocks.
  7. We had a closer look at said ballet pumps. They cover her heels and the ends of her toes while the rest of her feet sort of…melt…out of them 🤢
  8. Toe-knee’s blue hair got even creepier. “A deranged blue dandelion” said TheDevilsArse. “Like a bad taste care bear” quipped ChubClubThug.
  9. The dog got yet more ice cream.
  10. She moaned about people doing podcasts in their cars and then did a reel voiceover in her car that we could all hear. Self-awareness level: sub-zero.
  11. Emma can’t bleeping spell the simplest of words and it pisses me off. Peak instead of peek.
  12. Took her dad out of his nursing home for the day to look round the shops in a pandemic.
  13. She posted on her other Instagram for the first time!
  14. She called Toe-knee a leech, jokingly, but in a way that sounded like she actually secretly meant it.
  15. Got a bit more mileage out of her pre-cancerous cells. She ‘couldn’t remember’ if she’d already mentioned it before.
  16. Set up a Facebook friendship group. Those people may live to regret joining.
  17. Showed a photo of the dog with a Disney porn pic in the background. Vom.
  18. She’s started going for massages. We all feel relief at not being the poor sod who has that job!
  19. Food restriction = Nando’s and chocolate cake.
  20. Mentioned she could have her cyst removed privately instead of waiting 6 months on the nhs. Then spent the money on a cruise instead. Then cancelled the cruise but didn’t bother to go private after all.
  21. Emma still can’t dress herself properly. Sleeves aren’t supposed to cover hands making them look massively too long. Elastic under-bust on dresses isn’t meant to be stretched down to your waist.
  22. Spent £10k on WLS only to say “duck it” and eat alllll the food.
  23. Stole a book recommendation format from someone on Tik-Tok and does it badly.
  24. Keeps pointing out when she’s got a big spot on her face. That most people wouldn’t have noticed if she hadn’t said.
  25. She said she wants to “become” a lady of leisure. How we laughed.
  26. Accurate comparisons were made with Les Dawson. Oh you don’t know who he was? Please Google it. No really, DO 🤣
  27. Emma and ‘a friend’ stayed in a glamping tent for a girls night and the owners had left bags of sweets with their names on. One of them said Tony. The ‘friend’ was her husband.
  28. She reckons she’s going to donate her dad’s furniture to a charity helping Afghan refugees. If by “charity helping Afghan refugees” she means flogging it on eBay?
  29. Emma went out ‘sourcing’ for her Fulfilled By Amazon account ie had a spend up on cheap tat in B & M.
  30. She gave her in laws an envelope with cash in it to spend on Poppy at Pets at Home. Which was just WEIRD.
  31. She posted a reel showing her running. Well. Waddling. Pretended the black text box was there as some kind of glitch when it was coincidentally strategically placed to cover her wobbling gunt.
  32. Emma started seeing a Personal Trainer! Or a Pudding Trough, we’re not quite sure.
  33. She got a GP appointment and booked herself into therapy at last. Then moaned about her new anti depressants.
  34. She’s selling a motivational workbook. How we laughed. Again.
  35. They booked to stay in a cottage next door to their gym just up the road from their house.
  36. She posted a pic of one of her cats to celebrate her and Toe-knee’s ten year anniversary.
  37. Emma had a call about investing in a mysterious franchise ‘opportunity’ but nothing has been said since.
  38. Signed up for Secondhand September and immediately blew nearly £300 on a brand new Cricut.
  39. Reminded us all that Secondhand September is just for clothes! You fools!! 🤣
  40. We all got the ABSOLUTE ICK when the Toe-knee Touches vouchers were re-shared on the thread. “Touches after food finished” anyone? “It be with Tony” don’t forget.
  41. There were texts to a Tattler in the past about Emma’s thrush. Hence this thread’s title.
  42. Tony wasn’t well so she tucked him up in bed and put cartoons on for him. Is he her husband or her man child??
  43. She admitted on a story that her dog craps and pees in the house. On a bed no less! Niiice.
  44. She actually paid actual money to someone who claimed to be an Instagram coach but was annoyed it’s all about the reels so refused to do it. More money wasted from the award winning money saving blogger.
  45. She tried on a massive pink coat. She “looks like a piece of ham” said Breadhead, and I’m sure we all agree.
 
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boohoo2u

I've just had a little look and she's got new (-) fb on the ebay account, no items for sale currently.
 
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JulieScoobyDoo

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TheWeeDonkey said:
RECAP!
  1. Emma didn’t know how to pronounce Le Creuset and pronounced the T in pestle.
  2. There has been no further mention of selling her blog since thread 29.
  3. There was speculation as to whether or not she may have sharted on her pink dressing table chair and a fleecey wolf blanket from the market was spotted.
  4. Emma wanged on about the colour of her bleeping tea again.
  5. She did some really bizarre posing in the local (legend has it) hollowed-out sex tree. 🤮
  6. She reckons she did a 3 hour forest walk in ballet pumps. Bollocks.
  7. We had a closer look at said ballet pumps. They cover her heels and the ends of her toes while the rest of her feet sort of…melt…out of them 🤢
  8. Toe-knee’s blue hair got even creepier. “A deranged blue dandelion” said TheDevilsArse. “Like a bad taste care bear” quipped ChubClubThug.
  9. The dog got yet more ice cream.
  10. She moaned about people doing podcasts in their cars and then did a reel voiceover in her car that we could all hear. Self-awareness level: sub-zero.
  11. Emma can’t bleeping spell the simplest of words and it pisses me off. Peak instead of peek.
  12. Took her dad out of his nursing home for the day to look round the shops in a pandemic.
  13. She posted on her other Instagram for the first time!
  14. She called Toe-knee a leech, jokingly, but in a way that sounded like she actually secretly meant it.
  15. Got a bit more mileage out of her pre-cancerous cells. She ‘couldn’t remember’ if she’d already mentioned it before.
  16. Set up a Facebook friendship group. Those people may live to regret joining.
  17. Showed a photo of the dog with a Disney porn pic in the background. Vom.
  18. She’s started going for massages. We all feel relief at not being the poor sod who has that job!
  19. Food restriction = Nando’s and chocolate cake.
  20. Mentioned she could have her cyst removed privately instead of waiting 6 months on the nhs. Then spent the money on a cruise instead. Then cancelled the cruise but didn’t bother to go private after all.
  21. Emma still can’t dress herself properly. Sleeves aren’t supposed to cover hands making them look massively too long. Elastic under-bust on dresses isn’t meant to be stretched down to your waist.
  22. Spent £10k on WLS only to say “duck it” and eat alllll the food.
  23. Stole a book recommendation format from someone on Tik-Tok and does it badly.
  24. Keeps pointing out when she’s got a big spot on her face. That most people wouldn’t have noticed if she hadn’t said.
  25. She said she wants to “become” a lady of leisure. How we laughed.
  26. Accurate comparisons were made with Les Dawson. Oh you don’t know who he was? Please Google it. No really, DO 🤣
  27. Emma and ‘a friend’ stayed in a glamping tent for a girls night and the owners had left bags of sweets with their names on. One of them said Tony. The ‘friend’ was her husband.
  28. She reckons she’s going to donate her dad’s furniture to a charity helping Afghan refugees. If by “charity helping Afghan refugees” she means flogging it on eBay?
  29. Emma went out ‘sourcing’ for her Fulfilled By Amazon account ie had a spend up on cheap tat in B & M.
  30. She gave her in laws an envelope with cash in it to spend on Poppy at Pets at Home. Which was just WEIRD.
  31. She posted a reel showing her running. Well. Waddling. Pretended the black text box was there as some kind of glitch when it was coincidentally strategically placed to cover her wobbling gunt.
  32. Emma started seeing a Personal Trainer! Or a Pudding Trough, we’re not quite sure.
  33. She got a GP appointment and booked herself into therapy at last. Then moaned about her new anti depressants.
  34. She’s selling a motivational workbook. How we laughed. Again.
  35. They booked to stay in a cottage next door to their gym just up the road from their house.
  36. She posted a pic of one of her cats to celebrate her and Toe-knee’s ten year anniversary.
  37. Emma had a call about investing in a mysterious franchise ‘opportunity’ but nothing has been said since.
  38. Signed up for Secondhand September and immediately blew nearly £300 on a brand new Cricut.
  39. Reminded us all that Secondhand September is just for clothes! You fools!! 🤣
  40. We all got the ABSOLUTE ICK when the Toe-knee Touches vouchers were re-shared on the thread. “Touches after food finished” anyone? “It be with Tony” don’t forget.
  41. There were texts to a Tattler in the past about Emma’s thrush. Hence this thread’s title.
  42. Tony wasn’t well so she tucked him up in bed and put cartoons on for him. Is he her husband or her man child??
  43. She admitted on a story that her dog craps and pees in the house. On a bed no less! Niiice.
  44. She actually paid actual money to someone who claimed to be an Instagram coach but was annoyed it’s all about the reels so refused to do it. More money wasted from the award winning money saving blogger.
  45. She tried on a massive pink coat. She “looks like a piece of ham” said Breadhead, and I’m sure we all agree.
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I missed point 27. Do we think Tony is Tory at the weekends and cross dresses so it really was a girls weekend with a friend but that friend was Tony's alter ego? I wouldnt be at all surprised if he cross dressed.
 
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Higuyswelcometomychannel

Normal couples don’t go on as many dates/date days as these two, do they? Well we certainly don’t. It’s like they’re playing at being in a relationship, so odd.
 
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Breadhead

Breadhead

I bet you they just sit on their phones the whole date, just waiting for their food to arrive. Tony wishing he could back to his teenage bedroom. What could they possible even have to talk about. They live together and "work" together.
 
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OhhBacon

OhhBacon

Higuyswelcometomychannel said:
Normal couples don’t go on as many dates/date days as these two, do they? Well we certainly don’t. It’s like they’re playing at being in a relationship, so odd.
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I think most people develop their cooking skills beyond cereal by the time they own a house so can prepare food at home!
This pair are food addicts and dress up that addiction as 'fun, loving, relationship dates'
They both need therapy to overcome their addiction!
 
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