Smallpotato
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I’ve had bigger dildos up my fanny than my TV scan.
- Notice
Theyallneedarealitycheck
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She’s not a size 14 - she looks closer to my size 24 frame. I hope she has canesten ready because those bottoms are going to give her all kinds of fanny curd.
her sat there looking like les Dawson thinking she's a super cute sex pot and one glance at him is enough for your libido to leg it never to be seen again, they're like a poster campaign titled "don't shag your relatives or THIS might happen"
skintsocks
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Take A Break next week: "Starbucks nearly killed my puppy". Pictures of Fred and Rose with sad faces on, and tragic loungewear.
ChubClubThug
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Before getting the Dr to check her vitamin levels she should probably address some of her lifestyle choices if she is serious about coping better with her depression. Emma I know you read here and these are genuine suggestions, doing them won’t make you feel worse, but they could make you feel better;
Talking therapy (CBT) NOT for ‘passenger anxiety’ but address your coping strategies for life in general.
Routine - it’s the summer now, maximise your exposure to daylight, train your body into the same bed time every night and get up at the same time every day.
Purpose - DO SOMETHING. Anything. Volunteer, genuinely help your Dad, get a job in a pet shop or a charity shop.
Diet and Exercise - Emma I 100% guarantee that nobody ever came away from the gym feeling worse than when they went in. I know it’s a slog being fat, I know sometimes you can’t be fucked going. On those days, walk outdoors instead. Make a commitment to yourself to walk for one hour each day and go to the gym three times. Your cysts will be fine stop making excuses. Eat as many different fruits and veg as you can and stay under 2,000 calories a day - the weight will drop off you. Take a vitamin D supplement.
Relationships - be a bit nicer to people. Stop being a smug twat, be who you really are not who you think is impressive on Instagram. The world is opening back up, clubs and networking/ socialising are back on. Check ‘meet-up’ for groups in your area that you could join, maybe doggy related walking club, if there isn’t one, start one. It’s daunting I know but get out there. If you volunteered even 1 day a month you’d make friends there, talk to people at the gym/ micro pool you swim in. It’s tough making friends as an adult but you need relationships that aren’t Tony.
You’re the only person in control of your life and you can have a brighter future if you take control of it.
Talking therapy (CBT) NOT for ‘passenger anxiety’ but address your coping strategies for life in general.
Routine - it’s the summer now, maximise your exposure to daylight, train your body into the same bed time every night and get up at the same time every day.
Purpose - DO SOMETHING. Anything. Volunteer, genuinely help your Dad, get a job in a pet shop or a charity shop.
Diet and Exercise - Emma I 100% guarantee that nobody ever came away from the gym feeling worse than when they went in. I know it’s a slog being fat, I know sometimes you can’t be fucked going. On those days, walk outdoors instead. Make a commitment to yourself to walk for one hour each day and go to the gym three times. Your cysts will be fine stop making excuses. Eat as many different fruits and veg as you can and stay under 2,000 calories a day - the weight will drop off you. Take a vitamin D supplement.
Relationships - be a bit nicer to people. Stop being a smug twat, be who you really are not who you think is impressive on Instagram. The world is opening back up, clubs and networking/ socialising are back on. Check ‘meet-up’ for groups in your area that you could join, maybe doggy related walking club, if there isn’t one, start one. It’s daunting I know but get out there. If you volunteered even 1 day a month you’d make friends there, talk to people at the gym/ micro pool you swim in. It’s tough making friends as an adult but you need relationships that aren’t Tony.
You’re the only person in control of your life and you can have a brighter future if you take control of it.
Katykatykaty
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Who would voluntarily post this photo of themselves for the world to see? She looks like a blob fish!
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Vloggerfam
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Sounds like some dodgy pyramid scheme to meI think they get extra entries for going through their link so they'll all win big and their followers either don't win or get €20. A money blogger I follow won €1k today and was plugging her link
Keep tabs on him? Does she think women are throwing themselves at him? He wears the same jumper for weeks on end and can barely string a sentence together, is still into disney and doesn’t have a job. He’s one of the least desirable men I’ve ever come across
Bubblesandflowers
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Nothing has made my legs cross shut tighter together than the cringe acting of Tony and Emma's pornhub exclusive.
Tony is the only man on earth that would cum when the pizza is delivered.
(Thank you Gottmik from RPDR for that joke)
Tony is the only man on earth that would cum when the pizza is delivered.
(Thank you Gottmik from RPDR for that joke)
also can't cyclenotesnotesnotes
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It's always, 'what is the absolute least effort?'
Overweight/feeling fatigued/low mood:
Normal people - 'I'll move my body, drink more water, eat good food, get outside'
Emma - 'I'll have most of my stomach cut away, drink down sugar laden drinks to up my fluid intake, get b12 injections rather than attempt to get my vitamins from food and carry on eating absolute shit, buy a sunlight lamp instead of you know...actually going outside
Caring for others:
Normal people - get on with it
Emma - put it on a list, have a nope day, send Tony
Blogging:
Other bloggers - test out the app, write a review, explain how it works
Emma - flog my referral and if it goes tits up, not my problem
Clothing:
Normal people - try something on, realise it's a bit tight, size up
Emma - try on something 10 times too small, realise it's not cutting off the circulation quite enough, size down twice, buy and declare to the world you've lost SO MUCH WEIGHT because a size 14 'fits'.
.....I could do this all day.
Overweight/feeling fatigued/low mood:
Normal people - 'I'll move my body, drink more water, eat good food, get outside'
Emma - 'I'll have most of my stomach cut away, drink down sugar laden drinks to up my fluid intake, get b12 injections rather than attempt to get my vitamins from food and carry on eating absolute shit, buy a sunlight lamp instead of you know...actually going outside
Caring for others:
Normal people - get on with it
Emma - put it on a list, have a nope day, send Tony
Blogging:
Other bloggers - test out the app, write a review, explain how it works
Emma - flog my referral and if it goes tits up, not my problem
Clothing:
Normal people - try something on, realise it's a bit tight, size up
Emma - try on something 10 times too small, realise it's not cutting off the circulation quite enough, size down twice, buy and declare to the world you've lost SO MUCH WEIGHT because a size 14 'fits'.
.....I could do this all day.
Stringyone
Well-known member
If you saw her out and about matching with the dog you’d be looking around for her carer wouldn’t you?
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loobyloo1988
Active member
I’ll take advantage of the FREE puppachinos seeing as I’m such a kick ass money saving expert 
vet bill: £50-150
vet bill: £50-150
SarahJane9
Well-known member
I'm so glad she told us where the jackets from, so we can avoid it like the fucking plague