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I personally think it's wrong to assume that just because your parents helped you out, that Em's parents are doing the same.
tbf it’s consistent with how Em’s relationship with her parents (particularly her mum) seems to be. They both seem very overprotective of her - way beyond what is normal. And they are both wealthy people. It’s impossible to know how (or if) they help em financially but it is normal for wealthy people in a position to, to help their kids. It’s also entirely consistent with how they treat Em. And Em’s behaviour and attitude (read: entitlement) is consistent with someone who’s been propped up their entire life.

Jeremy himself has been vocal about nepotism and he may as well have said he’d pulled strings for Em. She got features in columns in the sun and other newspapers off the back of her association with her father, and her subsequent book deal. He has been known to plug Em which has helped her “career” no doubt.

her wedding was held on his farm and I think it’s fair to say as host, he’d probably financially helped a fair bit. Again, we can’t know for sure - but it’s obvious as a father he steps in to help Em significantly. If she was another random blogger, she wouldn’t have had that book deal.

And then her mum; who has form apparently, for fighting Emily’s battles on her behalf.

indeed, both Emily’s parents seem to infantilise her quite a bit (probably because she never demonstrated much promise at school by their own admission).

she was catfished by a girl online that, by all accounts, seems to have been someone who was very mentally troubled. Her parents (very disproportionately, IMO) got police, lawyers and private investigators involved to hunt down the person who’d been messaging Em down. They were happy to throw money at someone who had dared misled and tricked their previous Emily; so isn’t it fair to assume that they’d be happy to throw money at her too?

all of the above indicates parents who maybe cosset their adult daughter, and so it’s reasonable to conclude they financially help her.

she lives in a house in a nice area in fairly central London. it must be worth around a million at least. She wears higher end high street, gets beauty and spa treatments, attends expensive exercise classes, has expensive gym equipment in her home, and frequently travels/staycations. She also had a top end wedding with designer dress and expensive bridesmaids dresses from Halfpenny in London.

…but she’s a fairly small time influencer who had a bit of a mediocre book a few years ago, has a somewhat successful podcast and doesn’t really have huge collabs?

there’s no way she’s earning enough to afford that house and lifestyle. Alex will of course be on a salary as senior PR director, but according to glassdoor for the PHA group, directors earn ~£55k per year. Let’s be generous and assume he’s earning £65k because he’s “senior”… that’s still not enough to own a sizeable house. Most lenders will require at a minimum - a starting salary of £160k per year combined, for a mortgage of around £1mil.

so yeh, I’ll be shocked if Em and Alex got there on their own.
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so if she wanted to take maternity leave she could.
I’m confused, what part of her day to day life doesn’t look like maternity leave?

she rocks up to record a podcast for what, an hour a week? Baby in tow?

she’s hardly doing a 9-5 and has gone straight back into work with important deadlines and stressful objectives. Her version of work is taking selfies and stories of her day. She’s not working and never truly has - she just pretends she does to seem relatable.
 
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I personally think it's wrong to assume that just because your parents helped you out, that Em's parents are doing the same.
do you think she has build up a following via her [lack of] talent or her name? did her articles / book get published because people genuinely care what a random teenager has to say or through her parents’ connections?
 
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do you think she has build up a following via her [lack of] talent or her name? did her articles / book get published because people genuinely care what a random teenager has to say or through her parents’ connections?
That is not what i was commenting on. I said that just because one commenter received help from their parent following having a baby does not mean that em will get the same.
 
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That is not what i was commenting on. I said that just because one commenter received help from their parent following having a baby does not mean that em will get the same.
no but there are lots of other indications that they have helped her, and even if they didn’t send hard cash into her account - at a minimum they have indirectly financially assisted her.

so I think it’s a little naive and unfair to assume they havent helped her.
 
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I've popped over to see if the land of Em is any better since she had her baby. (In need of light relief from the Schof threads 🤣)

Sounds like she's little different to Danae Mercer.

Pair of mats.
 
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Oh you know what like a week ago or something she posted something, a meme or something that went something like "now women are under pressure to be relatable" and tbh I meant to come over here with my soap box but I got distracted by anyway here's the opinion no one asked for...
Women aren't under pressure to be relatable.
influencers that built their brand based on just being normal humans living normal human lives are under pressure to be relatable. But not women in general, just that small batch of people that to be fair could also be men. And why are you under pressure to be relatable? Because that's what built your following. That's what people like about you. So when you start getting the brand deals in and its hashtag ad this and hashtag ad that and you're like oh this top? it was a barge honey only £300... then yeah people start going I can't relate to this. it doesn't interest me. And they unfollow. Do you know what doesn't interest me? WIEIAD videos showing a bowl of yoghurt with four berries and a lonely oat for breakfast lunch and dinner. It doesn't interest me because I don't relate. Show me a bacon butty for brekkie and a tesco meal deal lunch. I can relate to that.
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Oh I screenshotted it! Fab! What bellendery it is.
 

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Oh you know what like a week ago or something she posted something, a meme or something that went something like "now women are under pressure to be relatable" and tbh I meant to come over here with my soap box but I got distracted by anyway here's the opinion no one asked for...
Women aren't under pressure to be relatable.
influencers that built their brand based on just being normal humans living normal human lives are under pressure to be relatable. But not women in general, just that small batch of people that to be fair could also be men. And why are you under pressure to be relatable? Because that's what built your following. That's what people like about you. So when you start getting the brand deals in and its hashtag ad this and hashtag ad that and you're like oh this top? it was a barge honey only £300... then yeah people start going I can't relate to this. it doesn't interest me. And they unfollow. Do you know what doesn't interest me? WIEIAD videos showing a bowl of yoghurt with four berries and a lonely oat for breakfast lunch and dinner. It doesn't interest me because I don't relate. Show me a bacon butty for brekkie and a tesco meal deal lunch. I can relate to that.
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Oh I screenshotted it! Fab! What bellendery it is.
well put, I missed that piece of bellendry from Em.

women aren’t under pressure to be relatable. (Wealthy nepobaby) Influencers are under pressure to be relatable (or hide their wealth and privilege) because that’s how they appeal to their following and make money.

lifestyle/influencers work on the basis that they cultivate a relationship, with an aspirational element to it. People follow because they can see enough of themselves in X influencer, but can also live a little precariously through same influencer. It’s a tightrope for sure, but one that each and every single one of them signed up for.

Em acts like a spoiler entitled brat online. What she really means is that she wants to conduct herself exactly as she wants (which is fine) but without a single shred of criticism or judgement and for her followers to eat her content up without any queries or feelings on it. She wants to be accepted unequivocally (not so fine and not so realistic from a following of thousands of people and from social media in general).

it’s nothing to do with being “small and compact”.

the hoops this woman will jump through to delude herself she is right in everything. Slap a feminist spiel on it and you can’t be wrong, right Em? So transparent, so entitled, so deluded.

if it’s all too annoying and too awful, why doesn’t Em just drop the symprove and get an actual job that contributes to society? Oh yeh, she has zero real life experience beyind the bones her parents have thrown her, has no substantial intelligence or credentials and literally has very little to offer.
 
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Never in my life have I been worried about being ‘relatable’ and I’m a born worrier so have worried about all sorts of things but not that. Ever.

Quite an unrelatable thing to say Em tbh 🤣
 
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I mean… influencers are under pressure to be relatable in the same way teachers are under pressure to teach. Because it’s their job. Women (and men) aren’t under pressure to teach, unless they are teachers. Same with being relatable and influencers.
 
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I mean… influencers are under pressure to be relatable in the same way teachers are under pressure to teach. Because it’s their job. Women (and men) aren’t under pressure to teach, unless they are teachers. Same with being relatable and influencers.
We’re comparing the pressure on influencers with… the pressure on TEACHERS now!? Bloody hell
 
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I've not kept up with the attention seeking wankmuffin that is Em Clarkson, but see that trans is the latest bandwagon she's jumped on 🙄

And woebetide anyone having a different view to Saint Emily on gender/trans issues or anything else.

Still a bleep
 
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the woman who has no real stresses in life, lives in a big townhouse in central London, has a steady income from little to no work, inherited wealth and good health.. is crying in the park and is “overwhelmed” for what reason exactly?

oh yeh, the pressure to be relatable. Poor em.

love that she will literally Jump on any so-called “woke” bandwagon, from trans issues to misogyny, racism and fatphobic…

but will happily gloss over the (black) family dog named Zulu 🤡 she’s a true woman of the people, a true progressive.
 
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the woman who has no real stresses in life, lives in a big townhouse in central London, has a steady income from little to no work, inherited wealth and good health.. is crying in the park and is “overwhelmed” for what reason exactly?

oh yeh, the pressure to be relatable. Poor em.

love that she will literally Jump on any so-called “woke” bandwagon, from trans issues to misogyny, racism and fatphobic…

but will happily gloss over the (black) family dog named Zulu 🤡 she’s a true woman of the people, a true progressive.
What’s the family dog tea?
 
What’s the family dog tea?
Her mum I believe has a black lab called Zulu.

it was a puppy they kept from breeding another dog… so they named it themselves.

 
Clearly wasn’t sure what to say, so decided she’s keep herself relevant by mentioning the d!ck pics, door video again. Repetitive much?
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“I hate the attention from pervs, wish the algorithm didn’t do that BUT HERE IS A RANDOM TIT PICK OF ME PUMPING FOR NO REASON”. I wonder why ‘the algorithm’ brings people who sexualise her body 🤔
 
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Clearly wasn’t sure what to say, so decided she’s keep herself relevant by mentioning the d!ck pics, door video again. Repetitive much?
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“I hate the attention from pervs, wish the algorithm didn’t do that BUT HERE IS A RANDOM TIT PICK OF ME PUMPING FOR NO REASON”. I wonder why ‘the algorithm’ brings people who sexualise her body 🤔
And then randomly we need a video of her bare a cheeks whilst she gets dressed?? What is the need for this??
 
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I can’t seem to find the Alex Light thread even though I’ve been on before 🤦🏼‍♀️ Can anyone please link me to it?
 
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