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Annotated Elle Pregnancy Mania Vlog part 3
Tuesday
Elle did not vlog Monday because nothing of note happened, or, as we would suspect, there was nothing to brag about. Is old Elle really back? Is she REALLY back to making these videos because she can finally show off again? The jury is out. I mean it's not like she's waltzing through Nordstrom on a weekday afternoon again right?
HOLY SHIT! We're in Nordstrom! And it's a Tuesday! YES! Elle is going to go see Mama G for dinner and get her nails and toes done. Gosh darn it all, we got our Elle back ladies. Elle gives us some confusing line about how she'll be dining with mom and getting her nails done 'a little bit later after work' but I am not sure what 'work' means any more for her. The law firm where she was listed as working was near her munt to munt townhouse on Bainbridge, and that’s an eternity away from the Bellevue Nordstrom where Elle is soaking in the glow of the hallowed Nordy's mirror. Maybe she is going back to Kirkland to work from home for the rest of the afternoon? Maybe she's completely full of shit? Who knows . . .
She says it is lunch time and she 'stopped' at Nordstrom, but it's not exactly a 'stop' along your route when you're working from home, right. She would have had to make a special trip out to Bellevue Square, I would assume. Does her law firm have offices there too? Why do I try and make Elle's stories line up? I shouldn't bother. We're at Nordstrom's, it's Tuesday afternoon, and let's face it, this has been a long time coming. It just feels right.
Elle is scanning leftover sale items. Oh, and she got a little treat!. Mama G is making a healthy dinner so Elle is bringing a couple of slices from the nearby Cheesecake Factory ($15). Elle doesn't buy anything on camera and tells us she has to head out because she has a 2:00 meeting, so she certainly wants us to believe she is a busy working #girlboss. I don't know what to think any more.
Flash forward to 'afternoon tea' at Mama G's. Must be late afternoon if we're done with our meeting already. Elle flexes a little bit about the fact that she is so crafty that she tops her cheesecake with fresh fruit instead of syrup (how continental!) and then there’s an odd jump where she cuts herself off mid sentence and suddenly we're in front of her favorite nail salon ($80).
Mama G can be heard in the background cooing out the odd reaction noise here and there. I am pretty sure she's not going to be very useful until the time comes for one of them to bust out a card and pay the salon. Elle says her nails have been growing faster the past few months so now she has to get her nails done more frequently. I am sure Mama G's accountant has noticed. Elle wants her nails to be shorter, and most importantly, PINKER to celebrate that the baby trap worked . . . er . . . I mean to celebrate that she’s having a girl. This screenshot pretty much sums up the vibe.
I'm back, bitches . . . .
Total spent for day: $95
Total spent for Vlog: $1315
Tuesday
Elle did not vlog Monday because nothing of note happened, or, as we would suspect, there was nothing to brag about. Is old Elle really back? Is she REALLY back to making these videos because she can finally show off again? The jury is out. I mean it's not like she's waltzing through Nordstrom on a weekday afternoon again right?
HOLY SHIT! We're in Nordstrom! And it's a Tuesday! YES! Elle is going to go see Mama G for dinner and get her nails and toes done. Gosh darn it all, we got our Elle back ladies. Elle gives us some confusing line about how she'll be dining with mom and getting her nails done 'a little bit later after work' but I am not sure what 'work' means any more for her. The law firm where she was listed as working was near her munt to munt townhouse on Bainbridge, and that’s an eternity away from the Bellevue Nordstrom where Elle is soaking in the glow of the hallowed Nordy's mirror. Maybe she is going back to Kirkland to work from home for the rest of the afternoon? Maybe she's completely full of shit? Who knows . . .
She says it is lunch time and she 'stopped' at Nordstrom, but it's not exactly a 'stop' along your route when you're working from home, right. She would have had to make a special trip out to Bellevue Square, I would assume. Does her law firm have offices there too? Why do I try and make Elle's stories line up? I shouldn't bother. We're at Nordstrom's, it's Tuesday afternoon, and let's face it, this has been a long time coming. It just feels right.
Elle is scanning leftover sale items. Oh, and she got a little treat!. Mama G is making a healthy dinner so Elle is bringing a couple of slices from the nearby Cheesecake Factory ($15). Elle doesn't buy anything on camera and tells us she has to head out because she has a 2:00 meeting, so she certainly wants us to believe she is a busy working #girlboss. I don't know what to think any more.
Flash forward to 'afternoon tea' at Mama G's. Must be late afternoon if we're done with our meeting already. Elle flexes a little bit about the fact that she is so crafty that she tops her cheesecake with fresh fruit instead of syrup (how continental!) and then there’s an odd jump where she cuts herself off mid sentence and suddenly we're in front of her favorite nail salon ($80).
Mama G can be heard in the background cooing out the odd reaction noise here and there. I am pretty sure she's not going to be very useful until the time comes for one of them to bust out a card and pay the salon. Elle says her nails have been growing faster the past few months so now she has to get her nails done more frequently. I am sure Mama G's accountant has noticed. Elle wants her nails to be shorter, and most importantly, PINKER to celebrate that the baby trap worked . . . er . . . I mean to celebrate that she’s having a girl. This screenshot pretty much sums up the vibe.
I'm back, bitches . . . .
Total spent for day: $95
Total spent for Vlog: $1315