Eden Harvz #48 Manifestation Masturbation

[livelaughlobotomy]

Fucking genius

He was a little shit in school....so were/are most kids at some point during school

What, he couldn't reach his locker to get his bag out?
Had to have a booster seat on his chair so he was above table height?

Rumour has it Matty used to make him lug his books to art class

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

*sigh* Guys, I don't know why you don't believe Lloyd is bezzie mates with Matty. There's photographic proof

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

@livelaughlobotomy work your magic

 

[Fishnips]

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Did you know WILL SMITH reposted her 10013 years ago? Well now you do

You guys are giving me too much inspiration today

 

[tittletottie]

I know it’s early but thread suggestion

#49 Eben’s life is such an hit. Air bag tits, chihuahua shits & dinner made from picky bits.

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

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Does this remind anyone of anyone?

Fixed it for you

 

[mrsgrinchhome]

Why do Eden and Yaz always have the shakes? Legit question here. Their hands are always shaking uncontrollably like they’ve drank 900 litres of caffeine?

Eden has MMS (manifestation masturbation shakes). She has a tremor due to the fact every time she goes for a wee or poo she has to use her vibrator, the constant strong vibrations have had a profound effect on her nervous system over time and her condition has worsened, which is what you see today.

 

[Lauren-1996]

Lloyd on TT 1 day ago:

Lloyd on todays weekly vlog:

 

[potatopotato2988]

It's an immediate lie... they don't own their own house!!!!!!!!!!
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rented house we can’t afford, engaged after 3 months cos of holiday hype, 2 puppies we can’t train, ebenharvzcosmetics selling 50
eBay bulk lashes at a time, not got jobs just get money for posting on a kids app… YAY GUYZ MANIFEST MASTURBATION TIME

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Think she meant poisson. It’s French for fish

 

[LloydsBoosters]

Chloe Kent is on live with Dan Spragg again and she brought up the Harveys. Dan said he could end them all with the stuff he knows.

Dear Dan,

Please release everything you know.

Thank you.

 

[Toffeebythesea]

Hair goals

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Genuine question. Is the amount of make up her and Yaz wear normal? Coming from somebody who rarely wears make up because my skin's a bag of shit and when I do I tend to just go primer, foundation, blush, mascara, setting powder rather than 3 layers of foundation and contouring until I look like a different person. Is this normal and I'm out of touch? Are normal people doing this every day?

It's way over the top for just everyday wear imo but each to their own. It'd probably look a bit better if she wasn't colour matching with Homer Simpson though.

I generally just wear some concealer, blush, eyebrow gel and mascara for everyday/at work. When I'm going out somewhere I put eyeshadow/lashes/eyeliner/lippy on.

What is up with her eyebrows? Is she channelling 90/00’s Christina Aguilera?

Her heads actually a better colour match to Xtina's body than her own

 

[Beckz1205]

I’ve recently been re-watching footballers wives and I’m sorry but LL is frank laslett in a couple of years time! Same haircut, same jewellery and same facial expressions!

 

[Fishnips]

Eden Harvz's #49 Chippy tits, eyebrows gone, humping dogs and lashes con

 

[Lovethegossipme]

In that gymshark video she couldn't wait to put burger nips down. He said "I'm looking trim already, I'm buzzing with that" she snaps back with "it's the clothes!". She's a nasty insecure bitch, she can't even stand the thought of her own man feeling good about himself.

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Well bloody said!

Eden should know better as someone who has their own small business to uphold. Can you imagine if MollyMae picked up her lashes and absolutely slated them on her social media for views? Eden would go into an absolute melt down and Yaz would be crying to the camera with an emotional piano backing sound

She knows her fans are unhinged little weirdos so why is she giving them ammunition? It’s so uncalled for just because she didn’t like their food. Wow

They'll POISIN someone

 

[DrMeredithGrey]

just popping this here for when Eedie has her daily scroll….dogs should always have access to fresh water.
Surprised the Worlds Best dog owner wouldn’t know or want to stick by this basic rule.

 

[mrsgrinchhome]

Eden has posted a video about doing things you don’t really want to do, because it feels like a chore so you put it off, so you should do it as soon as you think it so with time it doesn’t feel like a chore anymore.

An example she used was brushing your teeth and drum roll….

shagging your partner.

Such a great role model, what a great message about consent to be sending to young people. I swear she’s said something similar before, fucking wrong un.