Morning guys welcome to a day in my life. I start my morning off when I wake up mid afternoon with a cup of peppermint tea, made by my slave boyfriend while I fester in my bed.
Then I move onto my morning work out.. not! I actually stomp downstairs to my mums trashed back garden and chain smoke 25 roll ups.
One I’m done chain smoking it’s time to get ready for the day. This wardrobe keeps my clothes stinking of stale cigarettes between smoke breaks. I love it!
Then I like to go grab a glass of Lee Hadfields fresh piss and a deliveroo of literally any take out food, I’m not fussy and deffo don’t care about hygiene ratings! Then I film some shite cringy TikTok’s then make sure I’ve told everyone I’ve ever met about my wee man boyfriend! Did you know I have a boyfriend? Ask us what we love about eachother!
Then it’s back to my cess pit to chill for the evening. Were you able to guess I would do anything for a little bit of money, including an advert for Samsung when I’m a die hard apple user! Now send me my dollar, I have a million to make this year