Downing Street Men #4

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Come on Whitty, the last conference was shitty
Give us a shock and get out ya cock

 

[Renegadedancer]

Boris needs to show his face, his absence speaks bloody volumes. I think there’s some big fallouts on the way. Priti with the shiny hair up later, telling us we need to stay home for two weeks after we’ve returned from our (cancelled) summer holidays.

 

[Alightened]

Come on who's whispering filth into his ear

 

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Ok sorry not sorry but I am obsessed with these legs!!!!

(DOMINIC RAAB)

 

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If they think its funny just think what the Fab Five will think when they read it.

My goal is for Dom to discover this thread then create an account so he can private message me and get my number

 

[cushtybert]

At least Whitty's behaving himself, which is more than I can say for the rest of them

That’s because he’s an angel in the daytime and a demon by night

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I loves me a bad boy...
Probs gonna get hounded for this but Dominic Cummings?? No yes?? I heard he loves a good ride...

I blame Lockdown entirely...
Sharpen the pitchforks



He’s busy this afternoons

He looks a bit of a hot shag

 

[coconochanel]

When he gets in could you guys invite me and Dom round?

Of course, all the honeys are welcome I'll even make a dungeon for Whitty & @cushtybert but Winston can go in the garden .

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Saw on the celeb secrets thread apparently it's well known Dom is into S&M!!!!!!!!

 

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Do we think Dom is doing the update every Monday?

If he is I’m renaming it Moist Monday

 

[cushtybert]

Breaking News!! police were last night seen in the fields of Whitty's house after reports someone was trying to break into Winstons barn. one neighbour was reported as saying 'I heard a load of sirens going off so I got out of bed to have a look and there were police searching the fields near Winstons barn. I couldn't see @cushtybert but I did see Whitty and it looked like he was wearing spray on leather but it must have been the light.

Bastard press, I was left alone in the red room hung up while he went out sorting it all out

 

[SpellingBea]

Well, this got my heart racing!!!

Dominic Rennie Raab, MP for Esher & Walton, Foreign Secretary and First Secretary of State, is that you?!

 

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Good morning all and Dominic Raab MP

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

I’m ‘staying alert’ for clitty Whitty

I’m ‘staying alert’ for clitty Whitty

Stay alert for a whitty squirt

 

[coconochanel]

He probably is still recovering but needs to be more transparent, if he’s not fit enough to work yet then say so.
We live about 30 mins from the coast, there is no way I would go on a normal bank hol, let alone one in the middle of a pandemic. Give people wishy washy instructions and this is what happens. Go out as much as you like but in your own bloody postcode!! I think that should be on the ‘rona thread. Nothing remotely suggestive about it! DEF in the wrong Thread

Yes I might post it there and add.....if you go to the beach YOU ARE EVIL, THE WORST PARENT EVER AND YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!

 

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Oh Christ on a bike I love you Dominic Raab

 

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I think he’s a bit socially awkward/shy

He’s probably not used to being in the limelight so much lol. Before covid no one had heard of him....I love his socially awkward vibe

 

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I love how people from other threads who don’t post in here are saying how funny it is

 

[cushtybert]

 

[cushtybert]

Morning Honeys!
Hoping it is Raab today for you, can’t wait to see him get angry at the journalists