Downing Street Men #3

[Boredofthegram]

An adorable 5 year old with his Christmas bike who just wants to be off playing but his mum wants a photo and Is taking her sweet time getting the perfect shot
“SMILE, MATTHEW!”
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It’s so forced. I mean I love him flaws and all but the man can’t produce a genuine-looking smile for the life of him

Put a nurse holding a waffle in front of him and you’d see natural smiling

 

[squarebutton]

Ok so who do we think has a hairy chest and who's smooth?

 

[coconochanel]

Ok so who do we think has a hairy chest and who's smooth?

Oooh good question I think Rishi is hairy.

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

An adorable 5 year old with his Christmas bike who just wants to be off playing but his mum wants a photo and is taking her sweet time getting the perfect shot
“SMILE, MATTHEW!”
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It’s so forced. I mean I love him flaws and all but the man can’t produce a genuine-looking smile for the life of him

Aw no I think he’s got lovely sparkly eyes and they tell whether a smiles genuine or not. I think because he poses with teeth clenched it can look forced but I believe it’s real

 

[squarebutton]

Oooh good question I think Rishi is hairy.

I hope to God Dom is hairy

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Ok so who do we think has a hairy chest and who's smooth?

I reckon Dom’s as smooth as a baby butt. Matt has hair but not loads. A small amount on upper chest and line down to the belly button

 

[coconochanel]

I hope to God Dom is hairy

I think Dom would have a few hairs not loads.

 

[squarebutton]

I think Dom would have a few hairs not loads.

I'm thinking the same.... a light dusting

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

I reckon Dom’s as smooth as a baby butt. Matt has hair but not loads. A small amount on upper chest and line down to the belly button

I’ve re read my answer and I genuinely can’t believe how much thought I’ve put into this.....I need a boyfriend

 

[Alightened]

Meanwhile Rishi is getting himself tarted up for @coconochanel.....

 

[coconochanel]

I reckon Dom’s as smooth as a baby butt. Matt has hair but not loads. A small amount on upper chest and line down to the belly button

Well thats the next question sorted....do you think they shave down 'there'

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Well thats the next question sorted....do you think they shave down 'there'

No with the possible exception of Dirty Dom

 

[Alightened]

Well thats the next question sorted....do you think they shave down 'there'

I reckon Rishi's got an hairy arse

 

[squarebutton]

I’ve re read my answer and I genuinely can’t believe how much thought I’ve put into this.....I need a boyfriend

I've been with my bf 3 years but I'm still sat imagining all the hair over Dom's body and wondering what shape his legs are.... leg shape is important to me okay

 

[coconochanel]

No with the possible exception of Dirty Dom

I agree. Dom would deffo trim.

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

I've been with my bf 3 years but I'm still sat imagining all the hair over Dom's body and wondering what shape his legs are.... leg shape is important to me okay

Oh I agree!! You need a god set of calf muscles back there!!

 

[squarebutton]

Oh I agree!! You need a god set of calf muscles back there!!

I like a curvy leg also

 

[Alightened]

I've been with my bf 3 years but I'm still sat imagining all the hair over Dom's body and wondering what shape his legs are.... leg shape is important to me okay

I like a nice strong leg with plenty of thigh muscle.

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

I agree. Dom would deffo trim.

Boris ......well I imagine it’s horrific .like an out of control field down there

 

[coconochanel]

Boris ......well I imagine it’s horrific .like an out of control field down there

Like his head hair but worse