Downing Street Men #3

[chocolate choux]

He knows how to smile!! Like an adorable 5 year old who just got that bike they really wanted for Christmas!! You leave him alone you!

An adorable 5 year old with his Christmas bike who just wants to be off playing but his mum wants a photo and is taking her sweet time getting the perfect shot
“SMILE, MATTHEW!”

It’s so forced. I mean I love him flaws and all but the man can’t produce a genuine-looking smile for the life of him

 

[Alightened]

Nice pics....

 

[chocolate choux]

Oh, Matt

 

[Lucyxxxx]

What type of aftershave do you reckon the 5 use?

Not the fab 5 but PPG uses eau de d'urine

Oh My Christ his leg shape to length ratio is PERFECT!!!!!

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Those hands, I just wish it was my cheeks he was clapping instead

 

[RachyWoo]

Who the bloody hell is he?!!! I swear to God, Boris is an utter disgrace for a PM!!! Stand down you moron, pass it over to Dom. Ideally I'd prefer Tories to be gone, but that wont happen, so Dom for PM!
steps off soapbox
I love Matt just incase you'd all forgot !

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

So...my hubby calls me goaty (weird but i find it amusing) and hasn't called me it for ages...today we were putting curtains up and he called me it and was wondering why I couldn't stop giggling

Girls, I fucking love you

 

[cushtybert]

I’m on team Keir...

I don’t think you’ve got much competition for him

 

[Sassysaz]

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

So.... there's loads of shit going down on the gram (sorry for the pics)

So.... there's loads of shit going down on the gram (sorry for the pics)

Whoops....sorry there

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

What will you watch on tv with your top five man?

rishi - grand designs, his house is being featured
whitty - box set of DUNGEONS and dragons
Raaaabbbb - Naked attraction
Boris - Bakeoff
Matt - Gok Wan, how to look good naked


We’ve got some tv to watch next , see below

Ffs!!!

Anyone claiming these accounts lol?!

Ffs!!!

Anyone claiming these accounts lol?!

 

[Boredofthegram]

I dreamt I was kissing Matt last night. It’s that pink tie picture that did it I woke up feeling guilty like I cheated!

 

[cushtybert]

Can I join the party if I take my specs off?
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no

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Ladies ladies ladies!!!! I present to you...the Hancock sex face!

 

[Alightened]

Well ladies, it's the reason I've played around so often, so....

Even Rishi is rolling his eyes

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

I had a thread name suggestion(although don’t take me seriously as I wouldn’t be able to start a thread to save my life ) But here goes ....(clears throat)

Downing Street darlings,Dom Matt and Rishi but no one wants Gove cos he smells all pissy

 

[Boredofthegram]

Matt can't wait to get stuck in with the old karaoke

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Hahahaha hahahahaha

Shout out to all my nurses

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Ladies...do as Matty asks

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

I agree. Dom would deffo trim.

Boris ......well I imagine it’s horrific .like an out of control field down there

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Matts found the tattle page!

 

[Renegadedancer]

Whitty used to be a member of a choir and enjoys Scottish dancing, apparently. Thats all I’ve got , sorry

Cant find what Raab likes to drink.

He doesn’t mind, as long as it’s From the furry cup