Downing St Men #11

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cushtybert

cushtybert

Renegadedancer said:
Sounds like a nice day to me! Love the pet shop boys .


It is autumn already...or at least it feels that way 😕. I have been looking at spring bulbs for the garden. I wish it had been sex toys !


Autumn bulbs even! Springs bloody ages away 😂😂😂
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Just be careful when the postman brings you a package saying “autumn bulbs” when you say your gardening we know what your really up to 🤪😂😂
 
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Renegadedancer

Renegadedancer

cushtybert said:
Just be careful when the postman brings you a package saying “autumn bulbs” when you say your gardening we know what your really up to 🤪😂😂
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Ooohhh I never knew Love Honey did a 20 pack of tulips 😂😂. In the words of the pet shop boys
‘It’s a sin’ !!
 
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Platypusfattypus

Platypusfattypus

Renegadedancer said:
Ooohhh I never knew Love Honey did a 20 pack of tulips 😂😂. In the words of the pet shop boys
‘It’s a sin’ !!
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Theres so many pet shop boys songs that you could use 😆
Love comes quickly
Left to my own devices
So hard

You've got a fit husband in the story too 😍
 
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coconochanel

coconochanel

Platypusfattypus and oohthedrama head out into the garden looking for Dom and see him heading towards them.
' I was just coming to look for you'
platypusfattypus 'Dom I've got someone I would like you to meet..this is oohthedrama she's a staff member on Tattle'
'ahh so your the one keeping all the honeys inline'
oohthedrama 'well trying to'
'I hear its the fear of your wrath that made them start a thread on us MP's'
oohthedrama 'aye, they were derailing the thread on covid with talk of which MP they fancied so I gave them a friendly warning''
'well I'm glad you do as it got me this beauty' he says putting his arm around platypusfattypus waist
'glad to have helped, now you'll have to excuse me Ive just seen a waiter with some food and Ive not eaten since breakfast' she says as she walks off and hears Dom say 'she's a character'.

Back inside boredofthegram, gym&tonic and coconochanel have been cornered by a tipsy Gove near the toilet
'Ladies what do I have to do to get on your list?'
gym&tonic ' there is nothing you can do'
coconochanel 'we don't have a list anymore'
'well cant you make another one for the men you didn't include and put me on it'
gym&tonic 'no'
'why not?'
boredofthegram 'because we don't want another one'
'oh come on you had Boris on the last list and you dont fancy him'
boredofthegram 'how do you know we dont?'
'you called a sweaty labrador, well let me tell you something....I dont sweat'
gym&tonic 'what you got the same condition as Prince Andrew' she says sarky
'no no no I mean in bed when Im giving you a good rogering. he says leering as the girls squirm'
coconochanel 'look there's no list and there isnt going to be one ok?'
'what you think I'm not hot enough hey? you think Matt's got a better body then me, Im in better shape then him and Boris come on I'll show you' he slurs as he starts pulling his shirt up as his wife walks round the corner
'Michael what do you think you are doing!?
'I err err nothing my love'
'Well it didnt look like nothing! I think its time we called it a night.' she says giving the girls a dirty look and dragging Gove away
 
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Jusa

Jusa

coconochanel said:
not sure yet might go and do my weekly food shop. Oh what a great start to the day a bit of Dom. :love:

Oh hes getting irritated :giggle:
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cushtybert said:
I’ve been in sorting clothes, hated every second but randomly started listening to the pet shop boys after I asked Alexa to play me some random music, I haven’t heard anything from them for years 😂 so basically I’ve had a party in my wardrobe but would of rather had a party in Whittys pants
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I'm going to see them! Should have been in June, but now it's June 2021 - it'll almost be as good as going to see Matt!
 
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cushtybert

cushtybert

Jusa said:
I'm going to see them! Should have been in June, but now it's June 2021 - it'll almost be as good as going to see Matt!
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So now when they say play it’s a sin you will think of this thread!!! I haven’t listened to them for years it was a proper blast from the past. Are they still doing music then?
 
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Falkor

Falkor

Jusa said:
I'm going to see them! Should have been in June, but now it's June 2021 - it'll almost be as good as going to see Matt!
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I'm very envious, I couldn't quite justify going with the cheapest tickets at £85 (because of where I live it means flights and a hotel as well).
 
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jo30

jo30

going to call it a nite on here having a beauty nite me and matt going to wear a face mask lol speak tomz
 
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